United States and Canada

Name a better duo than the US and Canada. Pro-Tip: YOU FUCKING CAN'T!
Americans and Canadians are the greatest friends, allies, neighbors, and brothers anyone could ask for.

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hahahaha a fucking leaf amirite my fellow white americans

Fuck off idiot you aren't our friend. You cunts have been driving into our country with guns and are stealing our medicine. Eat shit and die

Fuck off mutt we don't need your cunt country

Fuck you kike

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Yeah but Canada is going to be fucked over by America’s issues, hell, Trudeau is involved in a ton is suspicious ass shit and is fuckin our economy over HARD, just like his father did

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If only our president didn’t insult them and declare them a national security threat

They took the one part of the tree that falls off and dies, not once, but every year, and they made that their flag. Their humiliation is unending because their flag demands it

Israel and USA

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I live in a hot tourist spot and we have tens of thousands of visitors from the US each year. They're okay but I've noticed almost ALL of them are anything from overweight to morbidly obese. I think I know why. In the restaurants they always demand "extra sauce, dressing, cheese, bacon ect" on everything they eat. They are natural born consumers. You see it in the vehicles they drive if they bring them up here as well. Always oversized Escalades for just 1 or 2 really fat people. If they gym they focus almost entirely on arms and ignore everything else( beer guts and skinny legs but with gorilla arms). Also the tattoos, you all have them.
But we love you and God bless "ya'll".

Justin "The traitor" treudoux going down already?
I'll be moving my China based companies to Mexico here soon

America and Israel

Lol I see what you just did there and yes my country is FULL of Chinese who are loyal to their commie government. You aren't are enemy, the Chinks are.

>the blue an white are for muh allegiance to Israel
>the red is for the blood I'll spill for Israel

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This post is so weak it’s actually a bit sad desu

wasted digits

They say the weakest like to clamp themselves to the strongest, like a limpet to a rock

I get it, you love Israel.

Does this actually work?

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Yeah... not all of us are fat. I'm actually a bit skinny.

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Not sure but those posters did shut the fuck up.

>Pro-Tip: YOU FUCKING CAN'T!
greece and cyprus

>Canadians have superiority complexes to americans
>Americans think canada is a joke

We aren't exactly pals

Based. Too bad shills are trying to force us apart.

>One blood demands one State. Never will the American nation have the moral right to enforce her empire until, at least, she includes her own sons within a single state. Crown territories are led back to the bosom of a common Republic, not by blazing guns— but by freedom’s ring

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France & Britain

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Australia is our actual greatest ally. I do actually like the leafs though and we have been mostly good friends as countries for a while.