I'm tired Jow Forums, I'm tired, I had a meme featured in a pewdiepie video.
I've had my fake tips been reported as news by American media outlets during the 2014 riots in Ferguson.
I've also made memes that have thousands of results on google searches or hundreds of reuploads for the hash on archives.
I've made videos that have been retweeted by Taleworlds. I made that party van video based on the scene from the core with the bossa nova music over it.
I've made dozens of SWF videos that I still see posted today.
I've made OC of Unteralterbach that still gets posted. I learned how to sketch just to draw one sketch of a girl then dropped it all together and never tried again.
I've been banned from almost every platform I use. I've ruined gaming groups by doxing members and turning them against each other. I even got a retard from synchtube swatted. I'm probably the reason Australian ISPs are banned on Jow Forums.
I've been extremely physically fit. I've been so morbidly obese I got out of breathe walking to the fridge.
I've been everywhere there is to go on the clearnet and onion.
I've lived in filth and trash and posted images of my room that have been reposted to various forums, including reddit. It's funny see how appalled they are. Hell, I've been so apathetic that I've worn the same clothes for so long that the cum stains on my shirt turned into mould and I still went out and giggled to myself as normalfags had to stand next to me in line to buy a burger.
I've made comfy threads where I climb cranes and construction sites at night and post pictures as I go around. I've cut my arms and face open with a razor and posted images to freak people out... those images have been reposted.
I jump-started the Q conspiracy which is getting eaten up by boomers by making constant shitposts when it began.
This is me. This is us. This is Jow Forums.
I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship...