Zang pa xi xan xhua! gwailo xan pa zing zong tsua!

>zang pa xi xan xhua! gwailo xan pa zing zong tsua!
Oh, fuck. What do you do?

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lol, no wonder chink women crave white cock. even when they get fit they turn into short squatty freaks

pinky sized dicks

Are any of them above 5'?

Run to the nearest electric stair

Why are Asians so short? Nutrition aside. Environment?

Leave manlet pit and return to the normal people's gym

>vagina bulges

who the hell are they kidding?

You're gonna regret this so bad, pok gai

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spray them with RAID

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Fuck off, I donโ€™t want your Falun Dafa literature!

what even language is that supposed to be?

Ni hao pengyuo. Kick the next white dog you see so that China may grow larger.

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Imagine being one of the people posting about their bulges. Faggot world haha

desu i'm mirin

munch popcorn and have a really good time
I love watching munchkins perform for me
maybe I'll join in at the end and they can all try to topple me over together, hihi

"Nice glutes bro, looking thick. Mind giving me a spot?"

>CHINA WIRR GROW RARGER

LOL they are like 4 11.

Weightlifters usually are terrible fighters.

imagine acting like dick measuring contests are uncommon and gay because you're asian

The Chinese are the militant wing of the manlet uprising I knew it.

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praise kek

their arms are so short lmao looks photoshopped

>[asian opera gongs intensify]

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>Chinese Gong sound effect.wav

Stand

Pick them up and beat them to death with each other.

t. 6'3" overman

>pengyuo

Do you mean: pengyou

pu tong hua you ~400 yin jie xiao yu kou dai yao guai(tm) de shu liang

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They literally are... Chinese weightlifters dominate the lower weight categories in the Olympics because of their short legs and arms. Its the same reason why dwarfs perform surprisingly well deadlifting. They can lift more weight because they don't have to lift it as far (among other reasons).

I'm only half chinese and my mom didn't teach me moon runes. Feelsbadman.

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I'm not chinese I just live in China. Also I didn't write any moon runes. btw, google translate also knows pinyin.

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Why the fuck do you niggers type in pinyin? Like I'm supposed to be able to guess what fucking word you're saying, goddamn.

>The "Australian" knows Chinese

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step over them

english teacher?

laugh at their circus tier body proportions

Yeah, I don't speak Nintendo.

What's that buddy? I can't hear ya from down there

>Oh, fuck. What do you do?

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Without the accents, it looks like actual ching chong language.
t. Taiwanese

>5'6" tall

Hao Hao Hao Hao

I don't speak canadian.

If by me you mean my countries national powerlifting squad idk user... Compete?

Pat them on top of their tiny manlet heads, and walk away. Lol must suck being 5'5

They all have the proportions of midgets, i bet not a single one is over 5'5"

explain

็Œœ็Œœๅ•Š

Adjust the camera angle so it is clear as day they are all sub 5' manlets

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Sorry mr Chinese man i don't own any pets.

These must be the Warrior termites, I thought we were only dealing with the workers class.... I didn't sign up for this!

More than 50% of the testosterone in china is contained within this picture.

nod politely and then walk away.

>the worker class

lol you mean this kind?

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>Why are Asians so short?
Because sinanthropus was shorter than neanderthal and other archantropes.

What the fuck is this Oompa Loompa convention, they are all sub 5'
>What do you do?
Stand on a step stool?

jesus fucking christ that is a gay photograph

delete this illegal hate fact.

Shoot them
Shoot them all

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That's because all these guys are under 80kg (less than 175lbs) and are at most 5'8.

Olympic weightlifters are some of the most explosive athletes in existence, given a bit of training they would smoke most people in a fight easily.

Ask them their routine

Imagine all the dog protein.

Deport you back to India.

Almost no endurance and no experience in taking hits...

Most ground fighters and Irish drunks would obliterate them.

The average person has no experience in taking hits. And taking hits is also a genetic trait, so really, here we are talking about nothing. You also don't need much cardio for a street fight, most of them are over in seconds or a few minutes.

Well it wouldn't be much of an argument if you compare peak performance athletes with regular average untrained humans wich includes children women and chinks. In that comparison every single male over 6ft would "do well" in a street fight

I'll concede on the cardio argument though

Dk mode

On second thought how is taking hits a genetic trait? I'm not talking about glass chin here but pain response, noradrenaline resistance etc.

Pat them on the head and laugh.

I plant pictures of Winnie the pooh on their personal computers

>much cardio for a street fight, most of them are over in seconds or a few minutes.
hahaha

Let him collect oil from my gutter.

>Chairman said it's our turn to use the xbox.

Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao

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Cao ni ma guangdong gou

put them back in the malet pit

Neo australian

It's better they don't do this. This looks awful.

Lmao, they are like 4'9

Nice tits, faggot.

pat them on the head and laugh

I would much rather fight some 2m nordcuck than one of these manlets tho

Why is the west poisoning their men with estrogens but china is making them into hulks?

Underrated

Btfo put of all of them simultaneously because BJJ beats musclebound retards every time.
There is a reason the best fighters aren't muscle bound weightlifters

kek

this guy is probably taller than the chinks