Fat Americans

Anyone else watch that 'My 600lb Life' TV programme?
How is it even possible to get this big mutts? Explain yourselves.

My mum and I watch it and have a good laugh.

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started with this
but many whites fell for it
now it's out of control

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I couldn’t tell you but I think it’s hilarious too. I saw an episode of I didn’t know I was pregnant where some fat bitch thought she was just taking a shit and a baby came out. They’re so fucked key. I also wonder how they move those fat fucks out if they die at home. I’m thinking break the wall down to crane/forklift out. No idea.

WTF is that thing hanging down?

with chainsaws and pitchforks.

yeah js that his gunt? Did his dick atlrasr fill with fat and get huge?

That would be his dick user

Sorry in advance for killing your thread, but I can never resist sharing this info.

One of the guys at the FDA responsible for approving the food pyramid was literally an inflation fetishist.

It's a shame he died when he did. He would've loved to see this shit.

if this was real, someone would have thrown money at him to do porn.
FFS, John Wayne Bobbit, Mr Frankencock, got paid for porn.

got some bad news for you
thats not his dick.

>Anyone else watch that 'My 600lb Life' TV programme?

No, I don't have a loicense for programmes.

they're trying to kill themselves slowly.

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He is a big guy

>whites have little dic..

I think its the copious amounts of high fructose corn syrup indirectly caused by the government through corn industry subsidies. That shit will completely fuck up your metabolism, cause you to become more hungry and spikes your insulin through the roof making the body incapable of burning fat. Do this for a few years and you end up like this.

These people are addicted to this chemical and its in almost every packaged food, I never buy shit with high fructose corn syrup its literally poison.

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Soda and snack food/fast food. These people get all their fluid intake from sugary drinks exclusively and eat a fuck ton of processed foods. But mostly they guzzle down calories in the form of soda. My fiance's Uncle dropped soda and started shedding pounds immediately. Then he changed his diet/exercise up and really got his weight under control. The dude lost 140lbs (63kg) and went from being type 2 diabetic to off the meds.

Hahaha fat burgers.

>No, I don't have a loicense for programmes
Cope.

What the fuck is that?

The Merilard male carries the sack of the female's eggs laid before she's eaten by her mate in a flesh sack between the legs. In 9 months, the eggs will hatch, the male will die (of heart faliure) and the hatchling mutts will eat their way out of the corpse, leaving not a bone unpicked, ready to begin their new life in the world

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How is that his dick? You can't put weight on your dick. Can you?

Fat accumulated in his nutsack

Fatties are such an unironic massive strain on healthcare workers it isn't even funny. Career nurses come out with body problems that were usually limited to construction workers. My sister in-law is an OBGYN and she has horror stories of using her shoulder to prop up a woman's stomach as she pulls the baby from her cavernous vag.

>Some anons actually thinking that's his dick

kek

I didn'te watche ye olde programme mye friende. Dide ye knowe thate thee fatteste natione ine alle ofe Europee arte thoue owne natione?

>massive fattie having a kid
Either she sat on it or it was half black.

Is it in colour?

>Inner city

I'll let you guess. They have metal detectors in the hospital because fights break out routinely in the maternity ward.

nice one user, loled out loud

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Still happens in rural America too though. Same thing happened when she and my brother were on rotation out in the sticks

he'd be in porn even if it was his nutsack. some chinks would be greasing up his bag and rubbing off on it while dressed as tinkerbelle.
and some sick fuck would rub it out while watching

>muh dick

I'm wondering if he got that fat because he can't move with that massive growth or the massive growth is due to him being extremely overweight?
That said, it takes years and years of eating and drinking awful shit with absolutely no self control. It amazes me how people get that big. Some people just don't know any better I guess.

When a nigger talks about "muh dick", just show him the webm

lol little eurocuck can't even afford to eat 10k calories a day

how can niggers even compete?

>implying inflation fetishists don't jack it to 600lb life already

>Anyone else watch that 'My 600lb Life' TV programme?

How yall doin?

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That's how big American's dicks are when they're uncircumcised. Circumcision is just a matter of practicality over there.

i'm guessing he got a hernia and all the visceral fat around his organs fell into his nutsack

black bois eternally btfo. Also he would easily lose 50 pound a month on a 1200 calorie a day diet. Someone call Dr. Now.

Every time I see one of these stories, there's always some family member who is an enabler - they come over, cook them 10k calories worth of food, take out their trash for them, etc.
Nobody who is self sufficient could possibly get this fat.

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I would commit suicide if that was me, no question about it.