Jeffery epstein suicide

What length of rope can you fit in your "microwave burrito"?

Flip and land on my head obv

>muh Clintons
Get a new line shill

What is you weaved spiderwebs and snot into a rope over a period of time?

I would twist my pants or sheet into a rope, tie it to the top bunk, and make a loop for my neck. As I folded my legs, my weight would cause my carotid artery to compress. In fifteen seconds I would passout. The rest would just be my unconscious self jumping around for five minutes or so until I finally went into cardiac arrest.

I had a dream that I was golfing with Epstein... that was weird mane.

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What if your bunk was just a recess and there was nothing to tie to?

i would hold my breath until i died
checkmate athiests

As if prisoners need Clinton money to kill a pedo. Easy stripe earned there.

That was after his stint in jail for the first conviction.

When you're on suicide watch, you're strapped to a chair (kinda like a flatback wheelchair) in paper clothes and are left there except to eat (with a cardboard scoop and styrofoam tray) for at least 72 hrs.. pissing and shitting on yourself. Sometimes no clothes

The wall mounted toilet is there. Leaning down like a push up would work, but has the potential for failure.

He wasn't in the psychiatric observation block for over a week.

However I do it, I make sure that it falls on Tisha B'av.

How did they say he did it?

He's in witness protection. All the rich pedos on suicide watch.

get my lawyer to send me a letter with potassium cyanide powder (very easy to get hold of), hidden in the unopened letter, promptly snort it and die via cerebral hypoxia

Too bad theres no water in the toilet and if there is it's like an inch. You've never been to jail I'm guessing

Turn on the shower

Crack my tooth and take my mossad pill n die like gudboi

Tell the guards I'm prepared to testify against Slick Willie

Bite tongue. Jump and try to land on head multiple times

Get hustled out by white hats to waiting helo to waiting jet to Gitmo, while pictures of Anthony Bourdain's corpse are passed off as my own.

underrated

Wait for a guard to come into my cell and try to violently attack him so he is forced to shoot me

I have two opinions

A. Everyone wanted him dead.
B. He probably knew everyone wanted him dead and wanted to kill himself.

Eat myself

Complain non-stop as (((they))) often do, until a guard can’t take it anymore and throws you a bedsheet

Who is everyone?

A LOT of "prominent" people.

>The roughly 2,000 pages of records released by the Manhattan-based 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals also show the same woman, Virginia Roberts Giuffre, appears to have claimed she had sex with a series of prominent men — including former politicians — at Epstein’s direction while working as a staff masseuse for the investment adviser, who eventually came under investigation in 2006 for sex trafficking over his involvement with teenage girls.

>politico.com/states/florida/story/2019/08/11/unsealed-documents-detail-alleged-epstein-victims-recruitment-at-mar-a-lago-1138511

idk I think maybe bashing my head into the wall would hurt to much

The penis makes you think and do stupid things.

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Was he a Racist since they were all white? And nothing else

Smash head on the toilet seat until I bleed out.

He wasn’t on suicide watch and he was murdered.

yes
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