Britanon made me cry with a post about never being an American, so here goes:
>tfw you'll never be English >Never live on a comfy street with a pub on the corner where all your neighbors go >Never have a fun game of footy with your mates on the green >Never walk on cobbles marched on by Legionaries and Crusaders, or feel the strength of the greatest of Empires when you see the Union Jack on a bright summers day >Never own a quiet sheep farm and walk the rolling Misty green pastures at 5 in the morning in wellies and a knit cap >Never attend church in a quiet country parish >Never enjoy a pint in a cozy tavern with a roaring fire and a pipe >Never know the quiet comradeship of your countrymen or the gallant compassion of your women >Never sing Hail Britannia and cheering with the whole city as you smash Germany 6-3 and >Never watch the tide roll in from the White cliffs or enjoy a pleasant weekend at the sea with you wife and two English children >Never have a long tea with the Vicar and two friends from out of town as you discuss religion and philosophy.
Why even live?
Thanks Britanon, you're the best.
We should do these for different countries every week, I'm sick of the hate. EVROPA FOREVER!
>Never get arrested for insulting someone on the internet
Lucas Brown
>never go to jail for carrying a butter knife bcuz your country isn't cucked
Caleb Perez
Anglos are evil and need to be eradicated
Colton Stewart
>British >white
Ian Wilson
>>tfw you'll never be English >>Never live on a comfy street with a pub on the corner where all your neighbors go >>Never have a fun game of footy with your mates on the green >>Never walk on cobbles marched on by Legionaries and Crusaders, or feel the strength of the greatest of Empires when you see the Union Jack on a bright summers day >>Never own a quiet sheep farm and walk the rolling Misty green pastures at 5 in the morning in wellies and a knit cap >>Never attend church in a quiet country parish >>Never enjoy a pint in a cozy tavern with a roaring fire and a pipe >>Never know the quiet comradeship of your countrymen or the gallant compassion of your women >>Never sing Hail Britannia and cheering with the whole city as you smash Germany 6-3 and >>Never watch the tide roll in from the White cliffs or enjoy a pleasant weekend at the sea with you wife and two English children >>Never have a long tea with the Vicar and two friends from out of town as you discuss religion and philosophy.
>Never get acid thrown in face >Never get arrested for owning gardening tools >Never have my daughters raped by 50 Pakis and then be jailed for covering the news about it
>tfw you'll never be American >never live in a separate house with a big garden and friends a few blocks away >Never own a gun >never have the right to defend yourself without becoming a criminal >Never have actually good food