/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO GIBS FOR SHITHOLERS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

>TRUMP 4EVA 6/21/19
pic.twitter.com/JDS4zUXXJG
ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>The Fine People Hoax 8/10/19
youtu.be/3WWoXwUIywQ
>AG IronBarr @FOP Natl Biennial Conf in New Orleans LA 8/12/19
youtu.be/FJdKFBc2TtE
>USBPChief Provost on F&F 8/12/19
youtu.be/6o-NXyZdQR4
>TransSec Chao/DepFAAAdm Elwell @FAAAdm Dickson Swearing-in Ceremony 8/12/19
youtu.be/tP2_lBq8ycc
>WH Press Brief (ActUSCISDir Cuccinelli) 8/12/19
c-span.org/video/?463426-1/
>HHSVideo: HHSSec Azar @CDC on HIV 8/12/19
youtu.be/ZuOqgrAbzRI
>KAC on FoxNewsSun 8/11/19
youtu.be/aq4Yi5GPG6g
>ActDHSSec McAleenan on MtP 8/11/19
youtu.be/FgAFK1EHIq4
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on (((Fake News))) 8/11/19
youtu.be/PnhmJyNhO6A
>Bannon on SunMornFutures 8/11/19
youtu.be/F3LwOxcY6W4
>StateDeptVideo: Morgan briefs press on Hurr Season 8/10/19
youtu.be/nCOoEa_-33A
>Pres Trump arrives in Morristown NJ 8/9/19
youtu.be/AuABW0uEDdc
>Pres Trump departs DC 8/9/19
youtu.be/5Mv7x2VVC84
youtu.be/ES5_42_uBpo
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 8/9/19
c-span.org/video/?463391-1/
youtu.be/r2T7K1YB1Ao
>Lara Trump on Hannity 8/9/19
youtu.be/_V_H21AZUNE
>HUDSec SleepyBen on Bloomberg 8/9/19
youtu.be/ZaN48X84u7A
>DefSec Esper bilat w/ROK DM Jeong 8/9/19
c-span.org/video/?463393-1/
>DefSec Esper visits USFK 8/9/19
dvidshub.net/video/701893/
>ActUSCISDir Cuccinelli on F&F 8/9/19
youtu.be/w8VLP9xfF1I
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on FBN 8/9/19
youtu.be/QQpO8uUdyyY

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this is AWOOVEMENT!

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MAGA

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>cockroaches

Chris Cuomo would fuck up anybody in this thread.

He wouldn't fuck me up because I'll cheat.

(X) Doubt

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AWOO~

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SINGULARITY

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Only one way to find out isn't there, faggot?

Oh BTW not sure when it happened but supposedly morning joe deleted his "Russians killed epstein" tweet. btfo

America was founded by food stamp recipients.

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>he doesn't have a meat boiling stick to get perfect results every time
Based

Why do awoos have such ugly butts?

>a chink who refuses to eat bugs
maybe you do have a soul in there

>NJ wop will fuck people up
He'd be too worried about his hair

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He wouldn't fuck anyone up because we might sue lmao

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Cuomo: "You're going to have a problem"

Man: "What are you going to do about it?"

Cuomo: “I’ll fucking ruin your shit"

Man: "Oh yeah like what?"

Cuomo: "I'll fucking stop lying on the news every day"

Man: "OH GOD NO"

>a soft man of a soft race in a soft field whose place was granted only because his relatives were well placed

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Crock pot roast is the bee's knees, man.

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That can't be real.

when that presser went down this morning the salt was terrific. tons of it firected at stephen miller

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more

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Not only am I a magical wizard, I also have invested many nights honing my body for physical combat.

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Lord almighty

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Probably my favorite meal, my mother makes it at least 2 a month for me.

Scallops basted in butter cooked to a perfect med rare.

i agree. salt water cockroaches.

Kellyanne is very pretty!

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can we assume that someone is already trying to sue the White House over the new immigrant policy?

and more

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luv u GEOTUS

MAGA

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oh great here come the lawsuits
nothing Trump does will ever actually be enacted because (((law fags))) will keep it tied up in court

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oy vey cool it with the antisemitism!

I mean depending on how you define indentured servitude and free meals, they could make an argument for that. But then you've still got the issue of spics would have to give 7 years and not fuck up anything in that time period and there's not a beaner alive who can make it the better part of a decade without committing 3 felonies.

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>not giving money away for free to people who do not pay taxes back is terrible for the economy

what fucking planet are these retards from?

>my mother makes it at least 2 a month for me
>Inb4 b&

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Soon, Mike....

(No Mike = No Watch re: The Boys video)

Wait, is Julie Carpenter saying that Trump was correct in calling them shithole countries?

Considering it's a Clinton era law that's been on the books for a couple decades, it'll prolly be safe, but yeah this is tiresome

also alert

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I don't see why they are made that immigrants are not allowed to use welfare. I thought they were using it and dont need it. So why complain when we take it away?

soon Michael

there will be half a dozen filed tomorrow watch.
WHEN WILL GIGANIGGA SHUT DOWN THE INJUNCTIONS

kikes

>We will fight back
>State AG
Ok bitch. Knock yourself out dumb cunt.

>illegals deserve free health care while people who pay taxes have to pay exorbitant prices for the same care

stop posting lain

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>denying people who lack any ability to contribute positively to our society a path to citizenship is unamerican

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TEST

Yeah. They will file by the end of the week at the latest

There are superior exotic delicacies anyway.

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do you guys like my NPC meme generator:
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>it makes random NPCs for fun
>PNGs good for making memes

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>his mother doesn't love after he moves out
Sad!

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Planet "white people don't vote for Democrats.

>steak is okay when it's not cooked
Woman, stop smoking. Steak is only good when it's well done.

Looking forward to my vacation.

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.. to pay for the free healthcare for illegals. NOTHINGS FREE.

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The Nightly Roundup
13th August, 2019
Tiananmen Square 2.0! EDITION

MORNING
>Attorney General Bill Barr has made his first statement since Jeffrey Epstein's death, promising that he will get to the bottom of the situation because Epstein's victims "deserve justice... and they will get it."
>Barr said during a speech in New Orleans, that the Epstein case was "was personally important to him," and that Epstein's prison "had serious irregularities."
>Hong Kong’s Airport Authority has canceled all flights not checked in by Monday afternoon, as anti-government protesters demonstrate at the airport for a fourth straight day.
>China has ratcheted up its rhetoric towards Hong Kong's months-long protest movement, warning that violent anti-government demonstrations were the first signs of "terrorism" and called for the "severe" punishment of perpetrators.

AFTERNOON
>The Trump administration releases the final version of a rule that increases the government's ability to reject green cards for people who are deemed likely to depend on government aid such as food stamps, housing assistance and Medicaid.
>The “public Charge” rule is being implemented under the idea that legal immigrants would be less likely to secure a permanent residency in the U.S. if they have used any forms of welfare in the past, hopefully then in turn saving the american tax payer money.
>Potential $55 billion tax cut for U.S citizens through this new rule, which is what is roughly being paid each year to provide welfare for low income, low skill immigrants.
>Under these changes,self-sufficient immigrants who are fluent in American English will be favored for green cards to permanently remain in the U.S over those who are non-English speakers and reliant on welfare.

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I covered this a few days ago on my political channel. (Shameless but relevant) youtu.be/CvZ8RTVWiqo It seems trump's EO is just putting legal weight behind a policy that was in place for a year. Locking it in place maybe.

The policy is really aggressive too. If you were ever on welfare while here illegally, you get disqualified for visas. Im sure liberals wont complain because illegals never use welfare right? If there a chance you will need medical care or will use social security, you get the boot. Also for applicants overseas applying at a consulate, they now need more than an affidavits from a family member saying said family will take care of them. They now need prove they have the means to provide for themselves.

Apparently under Obama only 6 people from Latin America country in 2016 were turned away on public charge reasons.

In 2018 under trump it skyrocketed to more than 5,000. Same thing with the immigrants from Africa.

Its interesting that now that this problem of illegals using welfare has gone on so long without be checked, that more than 50% of immigrants in general are on welfare. They are making legal immigrants looks bad. (Maybe we can use this to argue for lower legal numbers too) Also with more than half using some form of welfare, its hard to argue that they are a benefit.

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EVENING
>Argentine currency and stocks crash crash after a strong opposition performance in first round of election primary’s. The drop comes from market fears over Argentina’s potential return to the interventionist economics of the previous government.
>In an interview on CNN, Joe Biden says he will push to ban assault weapons if elected president in 2020, a pledge that comes after two mass shootings that killed more than 30 people in Ohio and Texas.
>More information about the circumstance surrounding child sex trafficker Jeffery Epstein’s death comes to light, with reports circulating claiming Epstein was taken off suicide watch last month at his lawyers’ request,
>House Judiciary Committee plans to investigate the prison Epstein was held in? Send 23 questions to the Federal Bureau of Prisons (BOP) about the death of Epstein while in federal custody.
>Photos emerge showing federal agents searching Epstein’s home on Little St. James island, using golf carts to get around. Two senior law enforcement officials briefed on the investigation confirmed the searches to NBC.
>Chris Cuckamo has a verbal meltdown over being called “Fredo”, claims it is the Italian equivalent of the N-bomb. Proceeds to get called Fredo by everyone, and has consequentially branded himself as “Fredo” for life.

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Sources and archive up as usual at TheNightlyRoundup.com

I might believe with those digits.

>suing the president over enforcing a law that has been in place since the 90s
it'd be pointless, but they will anyway

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example output

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>tfw once you become a citizen you can't unbecome a citizen and reap all the benefits

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The Kotly lord of the Kots. New OC for ya.

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go ahead, call the DNC see if I give a fuck

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idk the SCOTUS said the census question was legal but the reason for it wasn't sufficient, which makes NO FUCKING SENSE. it doesn't matter if they lose in the end, the goal is to tie it up in litigation for as long as possible and then have a democrat undo it later. God forbid the Executive Branch ENFORCE the law.

>6

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Thanks, Herald, good work and good luck

Indeed.

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thanks!

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You're welcome.

well-done is too much, unless it's hamburger, then it's ideal
medium to medium-well is the ideal steak
medium-rare is tolerable for roast beef, but rare is basically raw, even cavemen knew to cook their woolly mammoth

Jay and Rich is a weird setup.

Anyone mind explaining to a brainlet what this Fredo meme is about? What exactly is the connection between Cuomo and the Godfather character?

These people literally are brain dead. This was a bill signed into law by Bill Clinton back in the late '90s that was never really enforced until now. The Trump Admin took this law and applied policy to it!

>I covered this a few days ago on my political channel.
Going to flag your channel for racism

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I'm wrapping my head around the leftist logic when talking about new immigration requirements and such, that they mention "would Trump's grandparents have been able to get in?", but had they not been able to come here, then Trump would never be here and eventually become president. They should instead be supporting these new higher standards for immigrants if only to prevent another Trump from getting in.

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Here we go

>logical progression
>leftists
if they could do that, they wouldn't be leftists.

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try it nigger, i'm super milktoast.

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They're both useless wops.

Enforcing the law means half the Democratic party and a quarter of the Republican party go to prison. Vested interests in DC have been preventing that.

Pride and autism of his ancestors guide him! Legalized tomboy time! FUG CAPTCHA REEEEEE

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Based

>SINGULARITY
Synchronicity.
Structures, forms, symmetries manifesting out of nothingness, chaos.
Simplest of which are repeating numbers, the Digits.

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I'M GONNA SAY IT! I'M GONNA SAY THE F WORD!!

>not even 15 seconds
lying in wait it seems

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news from canada
>arab guy set his ex wife on fire
>he's being escorted from jail to courthouse
>police union says fire extinguisher was in case someone from the woman's family tried to reciprocate

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"Fredo please" is the new "Nigga please"

(pic related)

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gj
catastrophic failure