Bunkbeds and Bedsheets

Who cares, the assertion that he had a serial killing manic crooked cop as a celly would tell you everything you really need to know...

Where do you get he had a straight jacket?

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not when El Chapo is next door screaming in Spanish every 3 minutes.

A former inmate said they wear a smock that resembles a straight jacket.

digits going wild, something is happening

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Jails don't have breakaway bedsheets dissolving into threads if you're a rough sleeper, user. Doesn't take a lot of tension to hang yourself, not like he needs to be fully suspended.

He was on suicide watch, would that not mean he was restrained in some way? If his cell was that tiny, its not like they could fit a full restraining gurney in there, right?

>He was on suicide watch

No he wasn't. Are you a time traveler from when the story first broke?

exactly
it takes almost nothing
i was in jail just last week and they take everything from you that you could possibly use, but there are numerous ways to neck yourself if you are even halfway clever. this el chapo pic? if epstein was in a similar condition and a similar cell, it's really just a matter of imagination. he could neck himself with the fucking toilet paper

Don’t mind me, just dropping in for the digits

Are you willfully ignoring the part where he said they are made with this in mind? You replied to a post that already countered what you replied with. Wew lad.

>"just lean away from it"

Do you have any idea how much fucking willpower you would need to asphyxiate yourself? There's a reason people hang themselves and kick the support away so they're stuck. I've read about special forces who can swim underwater until they black out and have to be recovered, but that's a tiny tiny minority of the most determined and with knowledge that help is near by.

There is no way, 0% fucking chance a white collar poser is just "leaning into" death. If they can even maintain the choke once they pass out

Only degenerates go to jail you degenerate

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People hang themselves all the time, and it isn't cutting off your air, just blood to your head. Probably one of the most peaceful ways to go.

IF I GO GO CRAZY BUT WOULD U STILL CALL ME SUPERMAN

>tfw multiple repeatedly braided strands of toilet paper can be used to rappel down a tall building

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MCC. Epstein is in the Special Housing Unit which is home to 99 inmates who are deemed a security risk or have violated disciplinary rules

At his sentencing earlier this month Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman complained about his treatment while being held at the MCC and said it amounted to 'torture'

Did the guards get off on fucking with a millionaire?

I suppose you could strangle yourself with your own hands, or drown yourself. But it's easier said than done.
This still stinks. The worst part is that he was suicidal but no precautions, no camera footage. He was taken or killed.

The lean is for the blood user. You cut the blood off and there's no panic. If you've ever been knocked out that way you'd know.
It just feels like getting lightheaded.

based el chapo, knows the tunnel to rescue is literally under construction

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How hard is it if Michael Hutchence and David Carradine could do it?

HE DINDU NUFFIN

FUCKING AVON

no
very little. you just go to sleep. again, just ask someone who wrestled in high school if you didn't. ask your 115lb friend who does jiu jitsu
im not saying it doesn't stink. it stinks to high heaven. but if he had a cell like that, then yeah it's pretty easy to do a suicide if you want

MCC. Epstein is in the Special Housing

Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman held at the MCC

His was the first suicide in that prison in 21 years, now go to sleep.

and Obama was the first Kenyan US president. Non sequitur.

all im saying is that it is really easy to suicide with effectively an air choke
fucking robin williams necked himself in a chair, if i recall. he just leaned away from it
it is astonishingly-easy to kill yourself via necking. that's all i'm saying. doesn't mean the timing isn't fishy and doesn't mean he is like #45 on the clinton list.

>You want to suicide? I know six different ways to kill yourself with toilet paper by three o'clock. There are ways, Dude, believe me; you don't wanna know about it.

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>implying it wasnt stringer

The story right now is that he "manipulated" the guards into taking him off suicide watch and then he "manipulated" the guards into giving him a two person cell all to himself.

>This. If someone is intent on self harm, they can't be stopped.
This is extremely fucking stupid, even for a meme flag.

that pic unrelated wasn't epstein under suicide watch you filthy subversive kike

Obama is not Kenyan. Obama's real father is not Obama Sr. His real father is the now deceased radical anti white communist Frank Marshall Davis.

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epstein had his lawyers demand he be given a gallows and a noose as part of his human rights. They had no idea he would use such materials to kill himself.

yeah no shit dickhead
but he was taken off suicide watch for starters, and three doors down from el chapo suggests it's a similar cell

It's literally not a non sequitur, or illogical, its literally pertinent to the improbability of it happening because of all the safeguards in place. It's literally one of the leading causes of deaths in prison, for it to never happen at this prison and somehow this jagoff managed it despite all the safeguards flies in the face of logic.

Why wouldn't he just take the opportunity? Suicide watch is controversial, it's hard to keep people on it for long. Locking somebody up naked with no sheets surrounded by windows is bordering on unconstitutionally cruel pre-trial punishment, and there's no way to know if somebody on suicide watch needs it or not, because you only know if they don't have it and kill themselves.

Who knows what happened, but it's hardly unrealistic that somebody fairly old already with nothing to live for and a lot of shit coming his way would end his life. If your wife cheats on you when you're out of town, it's not like she had to scheme a way to get you to go on the trip. She just had to notice you were gone and seize the opportunity.

he chewed up the sheets like a dog and ate them.

This. People think you have to strangle the larynx, but really, very gentle pressure on the carotids will do the trick. I knew a girl that hung herself from a shower curtain rod this way, and it didn't even dislodge the rod.
Also, a guy slipping into his cell putting him in a rear naked choke would do the exact same thing.

I know it said he hanged himself but couldn't homeboy just have stuffed his nose and mouth with fabric until he couldn't breathe?

It seems like short of putting them naked in a padded room or keeping them sedated, there's very little to stop them from self harm

TRUTH

He's a master manipulator. He "manipulated" rich guys to fly on his plane and visit his island to meet the dozens of girls he "manipulated" to engage in prostitution, and then he "manipulated" them all to be quiet, and then "manipulated" the prosecutors in FL to let him off with a light sentence, and then "manipulated" the press to cover for him, and then he "manipulated" big donors to meet with "manipulated" politicians. This is all very reasonable to believe. It's definitely not that he connected wealthy rich men to meet wealth hungry young ladies for a mutual exchange for which he took a reasonable cut. Oh no. It's all because he's a master "manipulated". Good goy.

If you do it right, and cut off circulation, you will be out before you can even panic. Works the same way if someone gets a really good choke on you.

inmates should be given a 6' length of rope anytime in a cell alone

Does anyone have the webm of the chick hanging herself while sitting down?

I would love to see it, but wouldn't it be illegal for a leaf?

Are there scratch marks on the neck?

Why would that be illegal? Not like it's a snuff film. Video is crazy though, she must have had some mad willpower to go out like she did.

KYS shill. Suicide watch isn’t naked.

The trick is to knot the cord so it compresses the carotid but leaves the airway open. That way there's no clawing and kicking; just a little gentle pressure and then sweet relief.
Be right back....

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He didn't hang himself.
He was either murdered or is in witness protection in hiding.
If he had hung himself with sheets, he would be a blueberry.
>t.mortuary-science

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See

That's bullshit. El Chapo is in Colorado, not New York and not at the time Epstein was there. Fuck you.

Because if you see it asked how he killed himself your subconscious will accept that he did kill himself.

lol he was fucking blue. That pic is desperate and homosexual.

el chapo is not there, he is at ADX florence.

why would Epstein be suicidal when he hadn't even been sentenced yet?
>oh, he knew he did a bad thing and was going to get into a lot of trouble.
okay, but then why didn't he commit suicide the first time he got arrested? (this current arrest was the 2nd time he got arrested, for the same crime of underage prostitute ring)

i could sorta believe the story if he had just been sentenced to 500 years in prison, but he hadn't even gotten a sentence yet so there really was no point for him to commit suicide.

he was either murdered, escaped (and is hiding out somewhere), or made a deal with Trump to rat out the other pedos.

from seeing how Prince Andrew was beaming recently, i'm gonna guess he was murdered, and the pedos think they got away with it.

who knows *shrugs*

There are over 9000 videos on the internet people doing it just like that.

we need video to fully understand
asking for a friend
:)

underrated

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I'm just messing with ya.
I'm searching Best Gore now...

Jesus H Christ talk about fucking piss poor posts

autoerotic asphyxiation

he was a sex addict. it was an accident
they won't report the part where they entered his room and he had his pants down.
look at the emergency tape his shirt was off as well
he went out like robin williams and that kill bill guy

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But you can see the blue on epstein's ears and cheekbones. Also that photo doesn't even show the shoulders.

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If you're dedicated enough, it doesn't take much to kill yourself even with just a sheet. Enough pressure can make you pass out pretty quickly, and if no one finds you within a few minutes, without blood flow to your brain, your heart not beating, you're dead. I honestly don't understand all these retarded conspiracies that he's alive, he's clearly dead.

The conspiracy is whether the facility management was simply incompetent / retarded, or whether these people intentionally made the check-ups and suicide watch shit lax so that he would kill himself to prevent a trial.

That movie is boring and dumb. I swear that people who like it probably fuck dogs. Such bad judgement.

Oh no no no no no

MOSAD damage control ladies and gentlemen

>whatcha doin rabbi?

Fake news man , that nigga is probably right now in a bunker fucking more little girls snorting cocaine with Bush, Clinton's and trump's

>he didn't use his pants
It's almost like he was asking to suffocate

/pol get the camera footage.

Email and say you need the weeks bakups

You ever made a snare that would only get tighter?
You fags ever been trapping before fucking girl scouts

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>What did he hang himself on
LOL

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>in room alone, no inmate
>here have a bunkbed

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He probably just got killed because he fucked up.

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and him?

denver.cbslocal.com/2016/03/07/family-wins-175000-after-inmate-suicide-in-colorado-supermax/

You Jews are so weird

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0vh0AklSXkU&feature=youtu.be

This vid is several years old. This is strange..

Didn't his attempt induce cardiac arrest, he didn't really hang from what I've read!

lol I love how you kikes pull the call the goy a kike game. No, he's dead, most likely. That was his body at least. Just saying he was either switched out with someone else or they really murdered him.

He hung himself on my country's in store prices.
Lord knows they're high enough.

Oh there is. they will tie you up to a similar kind of bed with a helmet on.

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Here's something not many are talking about, if at all,...William Barr's grandfather gave Epstein his first real job. It's on the wiki still. It's like everyone on TV is connected.

Go back

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CIA here. Epstein aint dead

>be Epstein
>know you're going away for good
>sentence will be less harsh if you snitch
>suddenly suicide yourself

If you're for real, make this entire site-all boards-go down for 3 hours, not a minute less or more starting at 11PM Pacific Time.