Modern day heroes fighting against lies and tyranny

and then everybody clapped

>Cornball
sounds fake.

Was he "jogging" to the donut shop?

Wobbles is probably more accurate

we need a flood of wars

INVEST IN HARPOONS

As a mutt I would have knocked him the fuck out and pissed on him. Canada needs a TRUMP.

His account HAS to be satire. Read his posts!

>"Went for a waddle this morning wearing my "Fuck Trump" T-shirt in my far left wing neighborhood because I am afraid of any confrontation from people with views different from mine. I passed by a group of Latino landscapers who ignored me because I am a gringo and they don't speak english.

This is a well known parody account, retards.

>briskly walked past a group of spics starting profusely, nipples protruding very disrespectfully
>poc took offense to this
>sucked and fucked all of them I'm so brave for resisting fascism.

And don’t think that’s not the reason those fuckers wave that thing everywhere.

Literally God Damnit.

I like his, his wife went for her vaginal massage tweet with Dr. Tyrone, LOL

>that profile pic
>went for a jog

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This makes me rock hard, but no because I'm hnay.
Such mixed feelings for voters of the two party c.op

this is bait
>Latino landscapers
nice touch

We need a flood war

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>Went for a jog

>And then after they finished clapping for me, I invited them to my house to gangbang my wife while I sit in the corner.
RESIST DRUMPFFFFF

Last time I heard Trump is popular amongst the spics (The ones that got to the states by legal means anyway)
So.... doubt

This.

Spics leave spicland to get away from other spics. But in the end they must all go back

Modern day paid shills, fighting for their child raping overlords.

The real story

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it's a fake ""satire""" account that gets posted every day

>this story totally happened
>he actually ran by and they called him a gringo that needs to run faster away from them

Those landscapers names? Alberto Einstein.

These people really are mentally ill

r/thathappened

yup

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>went for a jog
That's the least believable part of his story lmao

>That fat fuck
>Exercising

He needs to be cornholed

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Next one is fire, amigo-san.

Illegals taking American jobs

>freely expressing his displeasure with a democratically elected government without facing any kind of legal repercussions from the state
>thinks he's living under tyranny

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Wears an obscene t-shirt. Thinks he's fighting tyrrany.

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What a liar. Literally "they all cheered". Good Christ.

hahaha motherfucker hasn't gone for a jog since high school
this has to be satire. if not, i am hopping on twitter and ridiculing him.
there is such thing as net-positive bullying.

>That obese thing
>Going for a jog
>Someone would high five that and risk getting all the grease on them

Why are these people constantly inventing bullshit stories?

Proud to wear a t shirt. Lolz

>resisting tyranny in a t-shirt
hats vs t-shirts, we're engaging in corporate sponsored McPolitics now

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None of this happened.

Trump sucks and everyone knows it, except for those that willfully ignore it

That cunt has never jogged in his life.

>And then everyone clapped
kek.

It won't be a flood this time, the world will be covered in fire.

>legally wearing a slogan that everyone around me supported is somehow a form of resistance
Wat am I missing here lads?

Lol no it won't christcuck, solve your own problems ffs

God gave us the rainbow as a signet that he would not destroy us with a flood again anonkun

And then Einstein gave him a 1000 dollars and everybody clapped

lol that fat face is jogging.

they clapped the theory of relativity in morse code. look at that fat face...like he is jogging anywhere but the buffet.

Madonna gave me a blowjob.

True story.

kek'd

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>resisting tyranny
I've never understand how lefties consider themselves the counter culture when they agree with everything big media and corporations push.

honestly the fact that the entire earth hasn't been smited yet made me lose faith in god.

I get pissed when I see geeks like this, I HAVE LITTLE KIDS, CREEP, IF YOU EVER REPRODUCE YOU WON'T WANT CREEPS PUTTING THE F-WORD ON THEIR SHIT OR BACK BUMPER EITHER

ahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

That's the gayest shit I've ever heard. Your god is gay. Fuckin' gay god.

>telling lies on the internet
>virtue signalling about a virtue signal that didn't happen
>fat but went for a jog in the morning... Sure, I totally believe it

Checked the acc, did not disappoint. Kek, cheers.

Wow same for me, except I wore a maga hat in the middle of San Francisco. so many high hives.

>went for a jog

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Imagine being so addicted to those little dopamine hits you get when someone replies/retweets you that you tell blatant lies on the internet.
And people shit-talk druggies. At least drugs are actually fucking awesome at times and it's understandable getting addicted.

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everybody clapped and you should too

On today's episode of things that did not happen...

Dear strangers, today I received approbation by individuals of the lesser racers. Look at me in admiration, I'm a philanthropist.

that's what climate change is for

Someone say another flood?

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Traitors go first

At this point I'm convinced he's an ironic twitter account that just says this shit to make fun of morons who go off on "OUR HERO!"

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I'll take "things that did not happen" for 500€

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He is your God too, whether you like it or not. He created everything and is lord of all.

>Jog
Fake and almost certainly gay.

Well, considering the picture it is good that he is jogging. It helps burning calaries and makes you go outside. The rest doesn't matter much.

>When the the DMT after shock hits heard, when your in the car parking lot.

Ok here's my experience:
>dressed up nice and peach with a pink tshirt saying fuck trump fuck maga fuck potus
>antifa bandana flag hanging from the back pocket
>pussy beanie in august
>still fat and drunk
>walk on the street like someone just killed my cat Jingles, I have a bad attitude and might've dropped a wet one
>all of a sudden people cheering me left and right, applauding
>a 10/10 pulled my cock out and started to suck it in front of everybody, I hhad to push her face away in order to let another 10/10 have some taste, a line was created
>too excited and and accidentally cummed on a baby
>everybody cheering like it's the super bowl
>I've never felt proud
>*tear slides on my cheek

>went for a jog

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>wearing a t shirt is considered resisting tyranny
Hit me up when this fag is hiding in a dirty foxhole or bombed out building holding an AK or AR waiting for armed goons to walk by

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...And that Latino's name?

Alberto Einsteino.

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0_0 isn't that kind of a racist and culturaly insensitive? Shouldn't Einstein and his work get canceled?

Underrated

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Wait till you read what he wrote about Chinese.

Chinese internet users have defended Albert Einstein’s recently published travel diaries in which the physicist calls the Chinese “industrious, filthy people.”
Portions of the diaries from his travels in Asia in the 1920s were posted online this week and their content surprised Einstein fans.
“Chinese don’t sit on benches while eating but squat like Europeans do when they relieve themselves out in the leafy woods,” he wrote.
All this occurs quietly and demurely. Even the children are spiritless and look obtuse.”

and that's a good thing.

Damn. The people of yestarday, that were left, are more right then most right today 0_0. scary to learn about historical figures you like. My friend was devasted after reading Ches Diaries.

The rainbow was a symbol of the promise of no future floods. But now that mankind desecrated by turning it into the flag of degeneracy, well..

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I believe more that this fat fuck would never go for a jog and he just invented this story after walking for 15 min and noone caring about it.