If you’re a prepper you’re probably not prepared. I think being a prepper is the most moronic thing you can do in the modern age. Let’s say you’re a prepper. Number one, I’ve already pegged you for being a moron money waster, but for the sake of the scenario let’s say the societal collapse does happen. I’m a pretty fit, armed dude with some time in the air force so I’ve been introduced to a gun in my life. Great. Now let’s say prepper john is in my neighborhood. The first thing I’m going to notice about this guy after the great collapse is he’s pretty well fed. No weight loss, no problem with dysentery, dudes doing great. He wears a tac vest and he seems armed. I don’t know about you, but me and the neighbors are pretty hungry, and despite not being the most charismatic guy on the planet, I’m sure I can convince a lot of hungry people to kill for his ten yearlong supply of non perishable food. So what if the neighbors kid got shot in the bum rush, we’ve got food now, and hey, his boots are just my size! What’s stopping me from tossing a Molotov on his back porch and waiting for the smoke to flush him out in the front? Even if he grabs a bucket of rice on his way out and the rest of the shit burns down inside, that’s eats for me for a while. There’s countless ways an idiot can be conned, flushed out, you name it. If he has more people inside, the more the merrier! Prepper john will think of how much his wife and kids will need to eat for the next five years but he won’t think of me and the starving townsfolk waiting around the corner with torches and shotguns, and there’s refugees from the cities that will take it all. The preppers might survive a little longer, but it’s men with no morals that will win in the end
Why prepping is retarded
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thanks for that incredibly long idiotic post no one will read
kill yourself
>staying in a populated area after SHTF
I'm not reading your wall of text (demotivating). But, I've heard from the so-called experts, "stock up on ammo like a mother fucker!" The Hispanics are.
>thanks for that incredibly long idiotic post no one will read
Yeah. Only a glow nigger would write a wall of text like that.
Enjoy death nigger lover
>implying I would tell anyone that I'm a prepper
Preppers saved the world by being a force to reckon with.
Go fuck yourself.
didn't read lol
Chair force lmao
You think you’re safe in the sticks after shtf? The refugees from the city are pretty hungry, and they have guns too. They’re gonna kick in your door like anyone else, they’ll flush you out with fire, they’ll get fifty of them together and buy rush you, all for a bite of your food. You misunderstand what a human turns into when it goes from drinking onions lattes in Starbucks to suddenly being hungry. That hungry, hungry man is probably more dangerous and vicious than a wolf or a brown bear
>airforce
whatever you say pog
>Gets blown up by the preppers explosives and traps originally meant for the feds
>implying the scavengers won’t go home to home to find food, accidentally stumbling on your stockpile
Even if one of them escapes to tell the tale, 100 more will come back to retrieve those delicious tubs of mac
OP today is not a faggot
>50 rush me
>37mm grenade polykill
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None will.
when you kill yourself dont use a gun, thanks
Nobody is escaping the cities. You think normal traffic is bad? Imagine bumper to bumper, with cars stuck and out of gas because truckers aren’t refueling gas stations and they’ve been idling on I-whatever for the past hour. You’re stuck if youre in the city
Thanks for the warning. Must shoot lazy neighbors first.
shit will never hit the fan in such a way that you need to live in the woods and eat 27lbs of mac and cheese. The worst that will ever happen in your life is your power will go out or your basement will flood and you'll have to stay in a community center for a few days
That's why real preppers with money can build themselves a concrete bunker underground
The trick is that noone will know about it due to whoever is building it will build it out in the remote wilderness.
Yikes, looks like a Molotov hit my house in the rush. I sure hope there isn’t a shit ton of heavy ass food and water in there that I need to survive.
Naw, in such a scenario my wonderful weapons would get a nice workout.
>Even if one of them escapes to tell the tale, 100 more will come back to retrieve those delicious tubs of mac
Let me tell you something user.
I've always been out manned but never out gunned.
You really think they haven't thought out home defense mate.
Most live on property and have a long term plan for food production.
Plus they are probably friends with their neighbors and have dogs.
A perimeter early warning system is easy to set up.
>Ill just molly him and wait
You won't make it to throwing distance before being gunned down by a FAL.
> Air Force
Nice larp faggot
H-
Sua Sponte
My neighbors know I'm fit but don't know I'm prepared or a crack shot.
Anyway, I'm lucky to have neighbors I know well.
We would work together.
Weak brew from Opie. He wasn't prepared.
Also, you’re a cunt, OP
>What’s stopping me from tossing a Molotov on his back porch and waiting for the smoke to flush him out in the front?
Thanks for showing that you're a savage who needs to be dealt with.
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>You misunderstand what a human turns into when it goes from drinking onions lattes in Starbucks to suddenly being hungry
STFU FAGGOT
>You’re stuck if youre in the city
A city is the last fuckin' place you want to be in a shit hits the fan / Mad Max scenario. At least out in the sticks you have resources - e.g., water, wildlife, cover, etc., and room to maneuver if attacked. Fuck that. I'll take my chances out in the sticks any day over being in a city..
>Molotov slams into concrete bunker hidden in the ruins of a burnt out house
I've already prepared.
Most low information people will be in shock at first. The key is reacting correctly from the get go. If it happens during work hours, make up shit about needing to leave, to pickup a relative, just in case it's a false alarm. Leave town, /maybe/ hit a grocery store real quick for bottled water, some kitchen knives/anything that can be used for a weapon, canned goods/non perishable shit to last a week or so. If you're lucky, you are able to bolt out of there, and onto side roads.
If it comes apart while you're asleep, you're almost certainly dead.
Why would you see this guy at all when he has everything he needs already in his house?
Preparing for disaster is probably one of the best things you can do to ensure your genetic line. Don't buy into shill threads like this. Stock rice, beans and fresh water so you can ensure the well being of your family in a liberal situation.
>they are probably friends with their neighbors and have dogs.
Preppers are not acting and planning alone. They're working together in groups. These people are thinking ahead and planning for all of the shit the OP is worried about.
aha. that's good way to guarantee no one will read your shit if you post it like that.
>Implying I'll allow anyone to escape
The best prepped people will be the fat lardasses with just guns and water. You will never see them. They will never need to leave their house. Their body will be their food storage, they will be able to water fast for several months, possibly a year if fat enough. The longest water fast was over a year actually.
And becuase they are fasting, their senses and mind will be heightened. They will smell you coming from a mile away. They will shoot you and eat you.
Would you do the same if you KNEW you had a chance at food vs starvation? Let’s say you hand prepped but you knew someone who did. Even though it’s not gonna happen, if it did, I’m not taking chances with the crab apple trees and the unidentified berries on a bush.
You literally wouldn't get past the first layer of IEDs.
OP is right.
My plan is ground scores and other people's preps. Fuck you. Hide in your house. I'll burn it the fuck down.
Ah yes. A gentleman's choice.
the secret is not to prepare yourself and stockpile loads of walmartware in your basement bunker, but rather to be an outgoing community leader who helps the people in your neighborhood develop some of the skills they will need in the coming future
making it through disaster and being the only one left after isn't surviving, it's just prolonging your solitude
this is, of course, assuming you live in a neighborhood of white folks, and that you are white yourself, both of these things being doubtful based on your post
Yeah just kill yourself
Your kind is not welcome anywhere
>Preparing for disaster is probably one of the best things you can do to ensure your genetic line.
Every single Japanese person is prepared. They sell basic kits in the stores - water, canned food, fire starting provisions, etc. They have to. Their concern is being stuck for days or weeks under some apartment building, though. My apartment has a space under the floor to store water, flashlight, canned food, blankets, etc. Everyone does it here.
Sure, but the people who aren’t prepping (aka 99% of people) will be looking for those that are, because they have the food and water. It’s only logical that they’d die at some point due to people and their irrational and unpredictable behavior when their lives are threatened. Preppers are at best setting themselves up for failure, because a small community of preppers couldn’t unite against an armed makeshift militia of thousands of hungry people.
How will you burn a bunker?
I literally have enough tannerite to fight thousands of people.
Moron. Humans are absolute savages. This "well-dressed, hand-shaking, smiling, polite how-do-you-do" faggotry is all deception. It's people being con artists to get what they want without making themselves vulnerable. When the shit hits the fan, the masks come off.
Bear in mind the diversity factor. If power goes out there’s going to be riots. Imagine LA riots but no food or power.
There’s creative ways to get into anything. Even if everything is in short supply I’m sure you could find the means.
>Gets reduced to pastes by ballbearings propelled by petn
Interesting read. "If you're alone, you will die." Sounds like prison rules.
If you had an underground bunker with well camouflaged ventilation and entry points, the chance of people even finding your bunker are low. Especially if you're out in the middle of nowhere come on.
I will give you that Hunger is strong enough to overcome bullets, but not explosives.
Only a glownigger would right that shit. Kek
I’m not well researched into the topic but I’m not entirely sure if that’s legal to be stockpiling explosives, even if they’re just used for target practice. Of course, it wouldn’t matter in shtf if the gov is too busy to worry about some dude with bombs, but all it takes is one well placed sniper, one poorly taken step, and it all goes to shit. Just be careful is all I’m saying.
So preppers are dumb because people will try to kill them?
That's anti-social as fuck bro, people should come together during times of hardship, especially if they're your countrymen.
I'm in alaska.
It actually is legal to stockpile unmixed binary and trinary.
For the kikes maybe but those are just virtues of a civilized society
Not everyone is a schizo, animalistic men will always put down first if they threaten the hope of societal rebirth
That is an amazing image you paint there. Morbidly obese fuckers eating people, using their rascal scooter to hunt for prey.
Also I have a mining business, so I have actual stuff as well.
i optimized your gif, op
We use in particular alot of HELIX binary in our quarrying operations.
Legally, you could even own HELIX.
>be me
>prepper
>hurricane Katrina hit
>glad i was a prepper
The raping of the scavenger's anuses will be tough and thorough. There will be no escape. They will remember me. In their most private moments they will only remember through their shame three words. The Apocalypse Rapist.
You really are underestimating how the average interaction between strangers is going to pan out.
You are not going to get to negotiate some grand army, to steal from the evil prepper. Tyrone is going to think you have some food, and fucking kill you for it.
didn't read
do you know how to use paragraphs you fucking idiot?
So instead of introducing yourself to the prepper and trying to help him, thereby establishing a group that improves chances for survival, your first thought is to wait and attack him like the absolute nigger you are? You must be an actual nigger.
>implying the prepper won't just go innawoods, or have their bunker sealed off underground where you won't even know he's around.
dumbass OP
That’s why most prepers have a spot to big out to. The only prepers that would stay in their homes would be those in rural areas, and you better believe their property’s will be booby trapped.
sounds pretty good knowing that your neighbors aren't going to turn into marauding gangs if there's a disaster. can't say the same for here or the states though. i support americans right to bear arms, but you know they're all going to kill eachother at the drop of a hat if "shtf", lets be honest
I will concede that if it is planned properly it could go well. But the average “muh epik food and gun storage” prepper (who will likely go on to brag about how he was right to the rest of the hungry town) will not last and his food will go to the wolves.
You can get around anything. There’s manuals issued to swat bomb squad on just about any types of explosive. And think of the blast wave dude, you’ll be setting off a beacon for everyone around to hear. It’s like an open invitation to anyone, it’s just screaming “I have food! I have food!” If you have the time to make bombs you most certainly don’t spend time on looking for food.
Damn. I’m not sure you’d need that much ordinance in Alaska though, too little people there. Not a lot of people to raid your preppier stache then not a lot of reason to use explosives.
Even if you’ve prepared just a small amount you’re already more prepared than the average city dwelling retard in America. Become a minimalist prepper. See how much you can get by with. Like concealed weapon, knife, small tourniquet. Etc... you’re already light years ahead of the rest of the dumbasses in the world.
Lmao @ thinking “time in the airforce” means you’re combat ready. Shut up fobbit
The liberals and niggers will starve before they reach me.
user, do you really think your "attack the prepper" militia will continue to fight when the nails start to fly?
Not only that but I'm not alone.
Both my wife and two oldest kids can make two moa groups at 700+ yards.
Surround it with burning logs and suffocate all inside. Do you have an independent oxygen filtration system set up? Good. Oxygen burns quite well, too. There's no downside because with enough thermal energy, you can just slow roast whoever is inside.
What I really don't get is the religious ones that are prepping for literal apocalypse.
Like if it's literally the end times, what the fuck good is a year or even 1000 years worth a food gonna do you?
Well, everyone here has plenty of food and survival skill.
I just love blowing up 400+ lbs of tannerite twice a year, on 4th do July and new years.
Also I'm a gravel pit mine operator.
> The first thing I’m going to notice about this guy after the great collapse is he’s pretty well fed
lol you’re a fucking idiot. How long do you think it takes for people to start visibly thinning? By the time you can see any difference at all, you will have either left the area or are weak enough to be making some real bad decisions. You think someone with the brains to be able to store food and weapons to survive fir an extended time like that is going to advertise it?
>chairforce
Checks out.
hell yeah dude, this is why I have an extra pair of underwear and pants in the car.
I'm always prepared in case I shit myself.
>onion lattes
Again, how are you gonna like them up with IEDs going off?
I can't believe this stale pasta is really going to hit the pump limit and people are legit falling fo rit.;
OP is literally a nigger.
Paragraphs nigger. Use them.
>hehe u preppers are so cringy and live in your own fantasy worlds
>proceeds to go an insane rant about survival of the wittiest, centered around himself
There are countless times in history where promising things to people united them. Benito Mussolini promised the glory of Rome, and it was all going well for a while until the allies invaded, then they hung his dead corpse upsideown in a public square. Hitler promised the same thing and they fought with him on two fronts until he shot himself before facing the soviets/Nuremberg trials. If you promise the people salvation they will follow you, just be prepared to pay the price if it backfires. With a good plan, it can’t backfire really.
frankly if anything happens i just want to survive long enough to know that most other people are dead so i can laugh at them
Tell us what your job was in the air force, fag boy
Betting on services
>preppers are retarded because I can stole from them like a nigger :DDDD
sure thing army dude, you can't convince 4/10 goblina to suck your dick but suddenly you're commander shepard with your own personal army
larpers like you die first, sage
>hell yeah dude, this is why I have an extra pair of underwear and pants in the car.
Yeah minimalist preppers should always carry a spare set of skivvys. You can always turn them inside out when they get soiled.
>air force
pfffffttt hahahahaah what a faggot. real preppers dont tell people they are preppers, and usually LIVE in a bug out spot.
Holy shit, that sounds fun. I don’t think OP’s scenario will be in Alaska though, probably on the mainland states.
Cool. Dead fodder equals free protein. Regroup. Send second wave (after we finish eating the first). Guns overheat eventually. And the more time you spend pinned down is more time to flank and maneuver. Must be something tasty inside if it's so well defended, yah?