Brit/pol/ - Morning Papers edition

>UK 'first in line' for US trade deal, says John Bolton
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49325620

>Legal bid to stop Westminster Brexit shut down
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-49320773

>Londonderry: Petrol bombs thrown at police
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-49326359

>‘Smells of sick’: tube users ponder the Kennington pong
theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/13/smells-of-sick-tube-users-ponder-the-kennington-pong

>Man, 49, and woman, 22, arrested for ‘sex act’ by side of road in Hull
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/797905/hull-sex-act-video-woman-arrested-public

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Argentina's stock market crashing right now is a small taste of what'll happen if Corbyn gets anywhere near Downing Street.

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lol and of course the Pink Pages hide the fact that the winner in Argentina is a fucking leftist

Argentina crashing is long overdue, they've propped themselves up by borrowing at high rates for a few years now.

>Ham Burglar

Do you have a scan of the article for this?

Maybe they should turn the fucking COAL STATIONS BACK ON

Based Godders

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In the old days, if an autistic teenager started ranting and raving about end-of-the-world doomsday theories, she's be medicated and put into the quiet room for a bit. In 2019 however....

Good morning lads.

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What do we make that the yanks want and vice versa?
Everything is made elsewhere..

Me chicken taste like swimming pool

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How is her royal muttness untouchable? I don't get how people still see them as worthy of any recognition

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>what do we make
High-end cars
Low-tax financial products
Aircraft parts (Rolls Royce jet engines, etc)
>what does America make that we want
medical products (we need to stop relying on the EU)
cars (I wouldn't mind a Chevy C8)
food
Fuel + plastics

>financial products
meant services sorry

express.co.uk/news/politics/1164924/scottish-independence-nicola-sturgeon-SNP-stuart-campbell-wings-over-scotland

lol.

Meghan is the only one I like.
The rest are awful people, paedophilia, homosexuality, drug abuse, etc they have it all.

Morning lads.

>Majority of Britons support "Brexit by any means"
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-poll/majority-of-britons-support-brexit-by-any-means-poll-idUKKCN1V21YG
>UK "first in line" for US trade deal
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49325620

Remainers on suicide watch.

big oof

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>Tim Fenton calling someone else creepy and old

Ironic

They've been on suicide watch for three years, I just wish they'd hurry the fuck up and get on with it.

Based. I'm an environmentalist and every time I see this child I just think "oh just shut the fuck up".

You sound like a retarded boomer kys

g-good morning user. wanna help me fight climate change? :3

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This is what I wish for more than anything. U.S. and U.K. teaming up and kicking out all the kikes. all the loisense shit we give you, and all the mutt shit you give us is just two brothers messing around. We were meant to rule this planet, all we have to do is cut off the kike parasite draining us both

wtf u guys know how to make good editions for your general. Only come in here once or twice to bait and flame you guys but kinda jealous seeing this. Do ye get this treatment every morning?

Its the immigrants fault that 40 hours a week doesn't always cover the food bills

Its the immigrants fault I pay bank charges when I can’t cover the bills

Its the immigrants fault my rents gone up again

It's the immigrants fault my youngest couldn't get into the local school

It's the immigrants fault I’ll never own a home

It's the immigrants fault my kids still live at home past their teens

It's the immigrants fault the kid got stabbed in the park the other night

It's the immigrants fault my parents couldn't see a doctor for 6 weeks

It's the immigrants fault I cant find them good social care

it's the immigrants fault the main road into town is congested every morning

Its the immigrants fault I spend fifty five pounds on train tickets each week

>its the immigrants fault

I'd rather we have a global thermonuclear war.

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Who wants to ask Carole Catshit why one of her pet faggots went on Russia Today for free?

can't tell if being ironic or not...

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What treatment? The bait and flame? Or the general layout each morning?

The later then yes it's the same. The former is when the Germans are finished changing the bedsheets and giving enema's to their wives after spending all night watching their bull.

You sound like a small child.

Yes, yes it is the immigrants fault.

fooken 'ell mert. you suverners have nooh bloodeh idea, do ya?

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Is there any hope for old blighty?

There's no hope for any of us.

todays papers in the morning thread, its comfy lad. and a good idea

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Only in the abstract, 'maybe we'll be able to rebuild from the ashes' sense. The same goes for the whole West, really.

I bet you'd like me to be a small child you pedo

Yes lad.

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There never was much hope, just a fool's hope,

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Came back to visit last month. All the youths' interests revolve around Love Island or football. The older generations are starting to realize what's happened to the country.

>fast track deals
You're gonna get so fucked UK.
It's not even funny anymore.

I know a lady who worked for these alleged "royals" and they are dreadful people.
It makes me laugh how people here in this country worship them.

>Boris
That guy looks like a buffoon, like an idiot.
He needs to get a haircut.

for me, it's the SNSP.

There is only one god. His name is Hitler. Assad is his prophet.

we're fucked anyway. May as well go out driving a cheap Chevy C8.

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The US runs a trade surplus with us, we're an island nation that needs to buy buy buy.

If things get really bad? We'll use the 70 trillion Euros we have in storage.

But really, the EU is fucked, tick tock EU.

thisismoney.co.uk/money/markets/article-6258533/Trillions-reasons-EU-needs-deal-Bank-England-warns-risk-European-lenders.html

Inward investment into the UK is +, inward investment in the rest of Europe is -.

We'll be fine, mainlanders however? Not so fine.

Rosa Monckton, friend of Princess Diana, she's listed in Jeffrey Epstein's book.

Just let us die in peace will ya

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Yup. I'm in my early 20s and all my peers are absolute fucking idiots. Hoping to get out and move somewhere with the missus once we have a decent bit of money.

No this was from the early 80s to around when diana was killed.

All American cars eat too much gas, except maybe some Ford models.
>we're an island nation that needs to buy buy buy.
Really?
Where's your industry?
How's the trade deficit?
The only way you will stay relevant is by making stuff and selling it as high priced as possible while keeping demand high and making a presence in the global market.
NOBODY WANTS OVERPRICED OVERTAXES SHART PRODUCTS!
If you want to buy get on the China cock and start sucking.

I wouldn't mind a Dodge Charger SRT.

oi oi mad ting vossi bop innit senpai hahah wasteman blud

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I just want Katie to be my wife, is that to much to ask.

No I'm just noting it, Rosa had/has a daughter.

Football is more popular among boomers than zoomers.

>says john bolton
So I guess we're invading Iran with America?

We run a trade deficit with the EU and we pay the EU for the privilege.

>Industry
Bought by EU money and relocated to mainland Europe (Bulgaria, Romania, see Range Rover).

We've been sucking Chinese dick since the second Opium War, be silent boy.

>But really, the EU is fucked, tick tock EU.
Nah, Germany is doing great and Germany is the locomotive, biggest economy in the world, this train will be slow but it'll go forward.
I don't like the backroom and socialistic ways and other stuff but... it's better than before, in Eastern Europe anyway, it's keeping the ultra corrupt mafia somewhat in check and not turning the whole country into a serf plantation.

Bolton's moustache looks like a broom. Same brooms the Germans use in training exercises.

Nah, most of it it's China baby, everybody cpt of industry with >2 brain cells went to China.
Now it's not as attractive as before but still.

>Nah, Germany is doing great and Germany is the locomotive
It's in recession, it's been dipping in and out of one for the last 3 years. It's also liable for the majority of Eurozone debt. Deutsche bank is on the verge, it's not if but when.

>biggest economy in the world, this train will be slow but it'll go forward.
lol just no.

So you're from Eastern Europe? You remind me of Ireland, they were all enthusiastic for the EU when they were taking from the pot, now they have to contribute to the pot, they don't like it so much.

When all the contributors of cash to the EU have gone, and the burden is upon you to pay for the inevitable contribution or tribute they'll demand, tell me? Will you be happy paying for Albanian road repairs whilst your people undergo austerity measures?

Take Aragorn pill

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So why are you harping on about Germany?

>It's in recession,
The bullshit US media has been harping.
Germany is doing better than ever.

Back during the suez crisis, America got us to withdraw by threatening to crash our economy.

Now its much easier for them to push us around like that again now we are going to leave the EU

Reminder: The British people are living on borrowed time, centuries, nay millennia of rich history is being slowly extinguished. A demographic bomb was detonated decades ago and since then more bombs have been planted, of course the explosions play out over decades and so it seems that all is fine to most folks as the go about their daily business. But it is not fine, we have been erased, it is done, we are finished as a people, as a race and as a nation. The future in brown and Islamic and short of the biggest most extreme ethnic cleansing ever witnessed on this planet (which of course is not only never going to happen, within 10 years it won't even be realistically possible) there is absolutely nothing that can be done to stop it. NOTHING!

Enjoy the sunshine.

Cause they are pulling the whole EU forward including the nigger slavs in the east.
They are doing something imperial and smart.
But now China is doing so great that the wages are increasing + other costs so it will slow it's growth meaning Germany can pick up and profit from that until they move to India or some other place with better infrastructure and low wages.

I admire your hope, but unfortunately the reality says otherwise, industrial production in Germany has slumped massively, you said it's the locomotive, it's oil is industrial production. Takes a slump? Gets fucked.

Plus all the shekels they owe and are going to owe (reparations, bailouts, emergency financial aid packages etc).

It's funny.

If it wasn't for the EU, there would be no car industry in Europe at all, it would all be in Asia. What car industry we got left is fucking off now becuase nothing will be stopping us from importing cheap as fuck cars from China without the EU's protectionism

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They are pulling the EU apart. Only dumb Eastern Euros are buying the propaganda, the contributors to the EU shitshow know it's not going to last.

We're ahead of the curve, we're bailing early, my advice would be others bail too. Ponzi scheme was fun while it lasted.

oy cunts how about you send some troops to protect your old colony Hongkong?

Wtf that wasn't my image

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>The future in brown and Islamic

they will be wearing drag in a few years mate... even just the last 5 years there's been a massive reduction in Islamic radicals. Liberalism is far more powerful than Islam.

Nah, looks a bit dangerous t b h senpai

You think it's just one thing? Why is it cheaper to import cars? Production costs, labour costs, no carbon taxes, low to no VAT on part imports etc etc etc.

To pretend the EU has helped us in anyway? No, it's helped France and Germany, mainly Germany. It's even helped Germany cover up the defeat devices it placed in "Green cars".

Pathetic remainers know nothing.

this
The muslims have only been here for a few years and already the neo-marxist toxic atmosphere of London is turning them into fags.
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Hi bongs

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In the future the children of the migrants will say their parents were forced here under neo-slavery, then they will use this to demand whatever they choose.

>labelled racist
By whom? More media manipulation as they pretend the views of a few progressives are representative of the public overall.

us bongs saved your arse today mate, heard it was 3 brits who took down the islamist stabby boi in Sydney earlier.

>Why is it cheaper to import cars
Because chinks will work for slave tier wages which any Europeans won't.

It's The Mirror mate, no one of great import reads that rag. Piers Morgan used to be editor, that should tell you all you need to know.

The EU has helped all of Europe and you'll learn how in the next 5 years

They recently paid a huge chunk of the national debt, wages will be pulled down because of the millions of shitskins that flooded, they will make the automatisation process stupid friendly so the niggers can handle it, it's looking good for the economy.
The only debt idiots are the PIGS and they should have their banking either closely regulated and monitored or completely denied the issuance of currency.
It'll be a slow and steady growth.
>Eastern Euros
Yes Eastern Europe is thriving on free money.
Also yes western Europe is eroding and rotting under nigger shit.
Western Europe quality of life will decrease dramatically and it'll get closer to Eastern Europe or worse in some parts cause niggers are wilding.

The EU helps Germany, it's designed this way. Everything funnels into Germany.

Those exmuslims and lgbt Muslim crowd are all actually Jews that fled Iran after the Islamic revolution, their hardly representive of the average paki