Going to America

Somewhere in the region of Hugh Grant.

He speaks French. And some Italian.

Any of them. But it's hell to live with if you're not just visiting. "Where are you REALLY from?" A million times a day.
Source: have an English/German accent and can't speak proper 'murican.

Everywhere in the US they love Brits.

Even try on a Texan drawl?

Come here nigger i suggest avoiding the flyover states if you wanna do anything exciting but other than that a bong is better than a spic or a nigger

Oh god the flashbacks. The laughing. The tears of laughter. Don't make me speak southern.

Im guessing the Northeast.
But im sure they have plenty of you expats anyway. Cant think of a better area for accents tho

5’11 is fine, the manlet game is easier since the spics moved in. Our women can’t call a bluff for shit either he could say he is 6 foot and they would accept it. We have lots of IMAGINE tier girls too so don’t worry about being short (at least in that range)

Confirmed

On a related note to the bring bong anons question, am planning to cross the Canadian/US border soon to get work. Are there any specific places that are welcome to Poles. I know I have to avoid LA and NY, and everyone keeps telling me Chicago, but the more I read about the windy city, the less I want to go work there.

I'll tell my friend that. People say he looks a bit like this guy. Only he has blue eyes.

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Pretty much anywhere. No one is going to give you shit for it except the most backwoods hicks and most of our women will think you're an aristocrat.

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>flyover
Don’t listen to the ratrace faggot. You can find something to do anywhere, but the country is a lot more comfy.

If he doesn't have social skills, it will be a huge problem. Confidence reigns in the states (with the exception of university, where everyone gets laid without trying)

Go to a liberal state. They love all that gay shit.

any mid size city in the midwest or north east will do

He went to a minor public school so knows which hands to hold a knife and fork in. He comes from a military family and has met the Queen. If that stands for anything these days?

Nah hippy chicks are used to foreigners. You want a real American gal who will be impressed she’s talking to a real life Harry Potter person.

hmm what about Salt Lake? I can get work there through a friend as construction worker. Anyone knows how good/bad it is. My other option is Oklahoma.

I think your confusing yuppies for hippies. They love frufru accents. Makes them feel sophisticated.

Anywhere.

user the best Milkers like your pic related are going to be in Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin. Pretty much has the best concentration of white girls. Other states too but too many mutts mixed in.

But the britbongs that are really sofisticated or at least very rich, that also don't happen to be Russian or Indian/Pakistani, don't seem to be interested in white women much. They mostly go for ethic or jewish women.

Or are there real american gals that are non white too? And not trolling here, the whole group qualifications in the US got me confused, as we have only 3 Poles, Jews and Ukrainians.

My posterchild aryan sister got BONGED in college, I was skeptical at first but he seems like a real stand up guy.

If you've watched a few British shows, you'd associate their accent with retarded and deranged people. John Oliver will do too.

The fondness of British accent was built on the image of old bongs, like 007 movies. That country does not exist any more.

>not white all american girls
They exist but it’s like a unicorn.

See, white americans love to pimp their women out. It makes their penises hard thinking about other men fucking them lol. Litterally the only race here that encourages sexpats to come fuck their women lmao.

Most Americans of European heritage are from the British isles and Germany. That’s where most of the immigration was from. Some French and Scandinavian too. Then Eastern Europe and Southern Europe in the 19th century. They classify beaners as white to hide what they are doing. Most states in the rural areas are completely white. Rural North Dakota is like being in Norway or Germany with different scenery. They are getting ruined fast though.

My Norwegian friend is cool with me banging his girls.

If he doesn't like white girls he better be either very confident or rich because darker skin girls see white guys generally as dorks.

Florida

What does this have to do with Jow Forums? Fuck off to /trv/, retard.

since you're americas little bitch now, probably everywhere

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>and most of our women will think you're an aristocrat
I can confirm this, they're pretty stupid

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>backwards hicks hate white people
You watch too much jew media

I know, before I got kicked out of the US, I was suprised how many people spoke german in the US, and not just any german, but plat deutsch. That is a version almost no one knows how to speak in germany, aside for academics and some people from rural areas.

I realy wish I hadn't fucked up my first stay in the US :(

Are there maybe like normal latino people, you non gang bangers/non illegals? they can't all be that bad, but then again all the negroes I knew very all insane, and those were the good people that were trying to get out of bad neighbourhoods. Can't imagine how bad a bad negro of any gender is, to be honest.

What did you do? I don’t know what they speak. I do know they speak in rural Texas and other places. I know the German Shepard breeding community still speaks German.

user my suit itches

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Just go to Canada instead, they might take you seriously.

Well I can tell you what I think I did, and what people say I did.
I drunk a lot, on this me and other people agree.

Now I think, I got drunk beat up a dude and then had sex with his girlfriend that was passed out,

People say I beat up a dude and his girlfriend, and has sex with the girlfriends sister.

If it’s white it’s alright

a thot has crabs, what a surprise

If you happen to be upon the grounds of Mexas, I think that a lot of people are welcomed there more thank people think. The rednecks are simple enough to be amused by your accent and buy you free drinks. And everything is cheap as fuck, california is for richfags that don't care about the declining social state they are in.

“Normal latino people”
Tough to explain. No, they aren’t Gypsy tier where each and every one deserves to be glassed, but they are never quite “normal”. Blacks are worse, spics at least put on a front around whitey in public most of the time.

Lmao
Lmao

America is over. Enjoy the third world.

I did a tour of the USA last year and it was shocking, nearly no whites at all. No Anglos. All that was there was Aztec ghouls and Africans. Very, very jarring after all these years of Hollywood movies and American shows to realize that it doesn't actually exist, and yes this was "whiter" than average states too.

Genuinely shocking. Also the general filth, homelessness and drugs use was even worse, even in small towns, not even new England or the Midwest was spared. In some cases they had Africans (Somalians) direct from Africa wandering around. Felt like I was back in London....

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Went to the city, huh?

I don't think anything is Gypsy tier, not even negros. I haven't been to all places in the world, but the stuff they do to new places given to them by the goverment is mind blowing. they will turn a block of flats that is brand new, in to 1993 Srebrnica in a year.

there is nothing to laugh at, I almost went to jail because of it. And I have a life long ban on entering the US AND they put me on child predator offender list in my country, because of it. Can't find any job here or in the EU :(

Fuck off we're full

See
Never too full for white people.

Even we think John Oliver is a cunt. I'd never heard of him until he popped up on light night burger tv.

My friend's mother would approve.

>It's just the cities!!

Name me one civilisation in history that has survived losing its major urban and adminstrative centres.

And no this was smaller cities and towns also. The only consistently white areas I found was very small towns in northern New England and Wyoming. The rest was shocking.

Works on my machine.

My friend wants to meet a nice American girl and discuss politics Pierre.

I've been to the USA last Summer and had a ton of pussy with my french accent.
Props to NYC for having so much thots

Well he is Corbyn tier, am not even getting how and why working people still vote for labour anymore. They say they are pro working class man, but all their policies and the stuff they do, is the stuff communists out of academia do.

Socialists have always hated the working class.

yeah, it is almost comical. how they go on media how they are grass root people, love the poor etc. Only the poor like to drink, fuck, love guns/contact sports/etc, often go to church or are even out right religious, love meat, normal looking dudes and normal looking chicks.