Jobs are modern day slavery

>And if you're honest, comfort isn't what you're after.
Imagine being this naive.
You have to be so intolerable that nobody wants to deal with you, as a kike this should come naturally, also faking severe depression helps. Good luck my fellow aspiring NEET.

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>"I would much rather live off gibs like a nigger/good boy points like a socially and physically inept retard" the Thread

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Not everyone has the option of leeching off their parents you faggot

BUT HOW DO I MAKE MONEY FOR TENDIES?

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/pol confuses the shit out of me, daily. 15 threads bitching about illegal immigration and 20 threads glorifying welfare neetbux.

>I would much rather labor 16 hours in the 24 and give the earnings of 15 of those hours to the government for their debts and daily NEET expenses like a good shabbos goy

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You can't force it user, this is the natural ebb and flow of NEETdom, it took me many years to ascend to this level. Perhaps with enough determination to be absolutely sedentary, maybe one day you may reach this level of comfy.

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NEETs won't survive the eventual collapse.

>*STOMP STOMP, CLAP!"

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>I glorify Neetbux despite knowing that the well will eventually run dry and my tendies will be left unbought
>I wont be able to eat them near, or far and not even in the car

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But neither will you.

I know this is a meme, but I'm sure there are retards and zoomers here that believe that being a NEET is something good.
Plus, it's far from being comfy at all.

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ive been preparing for the last 5 years, a lot reserve food, guns, and some silver.

>How does one continue collecting NEETBUX indefinitely?
>that flag
You fucking jews already are.

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>wagie cope
Explain why this can't be done whilst living off of NEETbux.

>labor 16 hours in the 24 and give the earnings of 15 of those hours to the government
You can always tell the bitter NEET faggots that have never actually worked a single job in their entire lives as they try to justify their parasitic existence.

You don't pay taxes you nigger faggot, and you never have. Not once.

Neetdom is welfare, and welfare converts charity and generosity and cooperation of men into servitude.

Welfare converts the cheerful giver into a slave and an ungrateful slave.

Welfare converts the thankful receiver until an ungrateful parasite and it holds him down because he does not learn to take ownership of his slice of the universe.

Needbux is more accellerationism and will cause the fall of America as it did the fall of rome.

You are pitching to me welfare and socialism, which will cause bread and circus, and then result in the end of our civilization. youtube.com/watch?v=fiCKf7hfagk

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I'm a wagie and non poc. How does one obtain the NEET box?

i don't work as some faggoty fucking Walmart cashier or McDonald's cook, i work as an aviation engineer, I spend most of tip time fixing rich news planes and jets and getting plenty of money for it.

but bukowski was a drunk wageslave, not a fucking neet!

>rich news
rich jew's*

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I pay property taxes every year so that useless white trash can have free pencils at the start of the school year.
By the time that happens, you ain't any better off.

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>How does one continue collecting NEETBUX indefinitely? I need to find the formula so I never have to actually leave my house.
Dont you get enough funds from Donny to give NEETbux to every useless NEET in your country?

>"Weeeeeee areeeeeeee weeeeeee areeeeeeee WALMART!"
Pray to the God of NEETdom with comfy in your heart and he will bless you with as many bennies as you require my comfy friend.

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so what are you going to do once your parents die?

>He thinks citizens actually get something out of the billions of dollars in international gibs
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>he thinks I live off of my parents
I have long since left the life of the wagie behind me, I am financially free. Don't let envy consume you user, join me.

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Do you by chance have brown skin

He will be busy with a starving

>bread and circus
The wealthy have their own bread and circus and they have so much of it they've managed to sink into depravity with participation in human trafficking, contribution to climate change, other morally bereft activities. welfare toads as parasitic as they are don't even come close.

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>wagie cope
Get in cagie, wagie. I made my money many years ago, now I get to NEET in comfort until the lights go out.

I've done the math, and I'm considering Welfare instead of working. There are illegals spending my tax dollars to buy food better than I can afford most days. They can put me in prison for not paying taxes but can I go to jail for not working? No.

Won't you come down from your crystal fortress?

youtube.com/watch?v=uVWqR3t4CTs

Being a NEET without mommies tendy bucks is hard.

I moved into a van that I converted into a camper. Has a bed, stove, lights and a fan. Can recharge my laptop with little solar panels (or take it to a campsite and use power).

Not the greatest but I only need to work 20 hrs a week and it's an easy job. Live off about 600ish a month. Try not to move my van much cause of gas.

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Based, welcome aboard my friend.
No, never.

Oh and get a 24/7 gym membership like planet fitness. I got it on special so I pay 10 a month, but can always shower/work out/get massages/surf net etc. Also nice when it's really hot out to go take a nap in the bathroom or something.

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I lost my job and I don’t want another one, how can I become a NEET in America?? Please help me anons!

This clip is the pinnacle of american advancement. Makes me wanna apply for citizenship & loans.

>Try not to move my van much cause of gas.
Where do you normally park it up, always at campsites? That sounds like fun.

NEETs who were smart enough to buy tons of survival equipment will

I'm considering doing something like this. Just an absolute minimalist way to live where I pay no taxes and pay no rent. It seems the only form of protest left is to exit stage left of this economy and then let the government figure out where to get their money to spend ruining our country.

NEETs are disgusting. Your life is going to end in homelessness or suicide. Pull yourself together before it's to late. My favorite part is you guys seem to think every job is a shitty customer service job. Work in an office and browse Jow Forums for 6 out of 8 hours a day and you make 60k a year.

>seething wagecuck
lol, I have more money than you, never forget that ragie wagie.

Neetdom will convert the cheerful giver into slave surf and inspire insurgency, and also convert the thankful and grateful recipient into an ungrateful hostile parasite, both giver and receiver will turn against any oligarchy who turns to bread and circus to stimulate the nation which they have destroyed through thievery.

Over here, a working family earns about 25 euro's a month more than a non working family

NEEt life is pure, back when I was working close to 80 hours a week I was an alcoholic chain smoking coffee drinker. Now life is just about self improvement and not about Mr Goldsteins wallet.

Why do wagies pretend all NEETs are broke losers living off welfare? You act like some of us never worked and didn’t invest our wageslave tokens in crypto and now have 20x the average wagie’s net worth. You do know you can always go back to work after NEETing for a few years if you run out of money right? If you aren’t tricked by (((materialism))) odds are you are good at managing money especially if you actually made moves in the crypto markets.

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Jealousy. If you listen closely you can almost here it in the distance..

>STOMP
>STOMP
>CLAP!

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hear* woops, I'm getting tired, it's time for my afternoon nap.

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I don't have anything against neets who made lots of money and can afford not to work. I'm more specifically targeting neets who leech of their parents who are to nice to kick them out. They are parasites and deserve the death penality in Minecraft.

They legit have stockholm sysndrome to Mr. Noseburg it’s really weird. I guess I can sympathize it’s a real kick in the balls when you realize you were sold a giant lie and that 60k salary where you are managed by half retarded boomers that can’t even open a PDF (sometimes these managers are even women YIKES) really doesn’t get you anywhere when you factor in the amount of debt you will put yourself in playing keeping up with the jonesburgs with all the other wagies ie a house, car, vacations, children etc. that and you literally have barely any free time and basically forfeit your dreams for a barely liveable paycheck where 20-33% of your wages go to Jews, illegal immigrants, nogs and illegal wars.

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$1000 dollars a month for every NEET.

I'd rather be a NEET than paying taxes to fund the import and welfare for violent shitskins that suck the tits dry either way.

Just realized I'm unironically a neet. I might have a full time job soon tho. What should I do?

Can someone provide me with a good guide for becoming a government funded NEET in the state of Michigan?

I support the NEET life. Be a drain on our government. We should all quit our damn jobs and do the same thing.

cope
Implying people on neetbux will starve. UK and USA have generous food programs, and plenty of food banks around.

>so what are you going to do once your parents die?
anti aging drugs will be available to the masses in our lifetime

the NEET life is literally eternal

only reason im a neet is because job hunting is ridiculous. i shouldnt have to spend months looking just for min wage. the reward doesnt match the effort so i dont do it

We work to support our family, friends, community, and one day when the scum are rid from the earth, the world. Humans are evolutionarily designed to work. If they don't, they get depressed and die.

The problem is that most work in today's world is unfulfilling and unrewarding, but calling it slavery is oversimplification. We aren't being physically abused. Furthermore, all these jobs give us advantages to further our goals. We can show the world the true suffering associated with working at McDonald's. We can show them the evil dishonesty in a corporate environment. We can show everyone why these jobs involving customer service, cheap labor, and unpaid interning are close to slavery, and in the process, help the world and piss off glowniggers. The last thing glowers want is for people to use their enslavement against the people enslaving them.

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cope

Oh I'll be happy to present all of my bux to you master, as one of your 2800 servants this is what I was bred to do. I am expendable and worthy of experimentation.

I absolutely guarantee it will happen in the near future.

im comfy af

Why would it be given to the masses? Oh yeah, so they can force you to do what they want for an eternity. You wouldn't have any power to stop them.

But I need those reports on my boss's desk by close of play! He says if I'm late again, we're going to have to touch base regarding my future at the company. It's just not the kind of blue sky thinking we need during this tumultuous period

then they'd give everyone eternity to fight back