Making Synthetic Sperm Oil (SSO)

Wonder if it's possible to synthesise cetyl palmitate, triglycerides and oleic acid. Could very well be an alternative to crude oil and it's derivatives.

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I already make too much sperm oil, that's why I'm trying nofap

You waste it all brah
Jizz into the gas tank unhhfffff

the world is going to burn gasoline for the next 200 years at least

Coal to liquid will probably take off with crude prices rising and nuclear and renewables dropping the price of coal for power

We have ethanol im not sure sperm oil can be refined that much

Easy enough to do, but combining the raw chemicals and energy it takes to synthesize Sperm Oil is far more expensive per calorie than it is to make petrol.

Lel. The reason why Sperm Oil was called this because it was mistaken for Semen when extracted from the head of a Sperm Whale.

From a sperm whale you gays.

It is generally a slow burner since it is waxy but can power houses and villages.

We should find alternatives.

I understand the jokes.

True.

we could start by using the british as fuel

Reading Moby DIck atm. You?

MMMMNNYEEEEEASSSSSS

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You might get burned lel.

Imagine the smellz.

I'm researching the biology of Odontocetes. Their foreheads contain waxy fats. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melon_(cetacean)

Greggs?

I got kicked out of there.

How? Even the Norfest of Norf go there.

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