The Art of Cooking is a skill that fewer and fewer men and women can claim to possess in the Twenty-First Century. Dependency upon prepared food, whether through cheap and unsatisfying "restraunts" or pre-packaged microwaved meals has grown exponentially. Thousands of USD are thrown out each year per household as a result of this disgusting dependency.
Some may declare that it is an archaic skill, preferring to partake in all sorts of degeneracy instead of bonding with their families when having wholesome meals together. However, the ability to prepare food for yourself and your loved ones is attainable to those who are dedicated to the recipe of order.
Additionally, its a national security weakness. Europosters often like to point out that Americans have a gun in one hand, and a burger in the other. This is not tongue-in-cheek, but a statement of fact. Foreign adversaries need by catapult cargo-loads of sugar into our nation and watch as imbeciles continue to fatten themselves while making sure the country is doomed to collapse.
Although firearms do not require one to be in peak physical condition to operate them, it is necessary to be appropriately healthy to make sure no one is allowed to easily threaten the nation.
People don't cook for the same reason they don't want to be in the trades. It's work. It requires planning and effort. Their parents either...
Spoon-fed them a life plan such that they have no capacity to acquire information on their own, did everything for them as a measure of control and thus crippled them, or microwaved so many meals that they think making spaghetti is fancy.
Nolan Ross
This. I cook for my boomer parents and put away their dishes. They aren't invalids, they are just spoiled and lazy. My dad plays on his ipad while my mom is too stressed to do anything. When I talk about getting healthy they both say >well we've made it this long without problems, why don't we just enjoy ourselves. Boomers everybody.
Nathaniel Martin
incel zoomer cook slave vs chad boomer feedpigs
Camden Ross
It's so easy to learn to cook, a toddler can do it. Start with a Crock-Pot and throw stuff in. Bunch of veggies, what ever. Then cook. Add spices later to give it a kick. You only need to know a few spices, salt, pepper, basil, cayenne pepper, garlic. If you are going to fuck it up, it will be when you put the spices in. Be conservative, add a little, then taste, then add a little, taste again. That's really all there is to it.
Leo Jones
As you learn to cook you really start to realize just how much money people blow through on eating out and premade shit. It's pretty crazy.
Liam Morgan
>Boomers everybody. This isn't boomer, this is just your shitty parents
Mason Edwards
>Burnt steak >Mashed potatoes The Fart of Burguer Cooking
Daniel Rivera
>>Burnt steak Fucking disgusting proto spic has no culinary insight.
Luke Ross
It seems like a trait for anyone over 50. I think it came from decades of using shit like aluminium and plastics for everything for so long.
Ayden Jackson
They are pretty nice otherwise. They are very financially helpful. Very. I just want them to be healthy and pursue something that isn't an ipad or restaurant food.
Good effort, but you're still years away from Poland Chef brah.
Jordan Sanders
Did Interpol finally get him?
Asher Sullivan
>Start with a Crock-Pot and throw stuff in. Bunch of veggies, what ever. Then cook. Add spices later to give it a kick. You only need to know a few spices, salt, pepper, basil, cayenne pepper, garlic. If you are going to fuck it up, it will be when you put the spices in. Be conservative, add a little, then taste, then add a little, taste again. That's really all there is to it. or you could learn to cook. learn how long to boil veg, then how to season them after, learn how to saute meat, learn how to stir-fry anything. someone should make a website that hosts videos by the best chefs in the world specifically about teaching people how to cook. i think people would watch them. i wonder if youtube has any?
does anyone else get the gag reflex from cooked onions? I can eat fresh ones just fine, but if they're cooked or boiled I want to puke
Carson Richardson
I know a lot of people who can't even cook basic meals. And they can't blame it on their upbringing because some of them have parents who are great cooks.
Parker Miller
Not bad, I'd personally color the veggies a bit more, your onions in particular. That's sort of the sentiment of calling them boomers, if they were good parents the perjorative wouldn't be appropriate.
Ryan King
Why prolapse it if the outside is the part most likely to need cooking after being exposed to the outside?
Lincoln Gonzalez
I just cooked up a feast guys. Three whole boxes of chicken nuggets. I'm going to have to go down on a toddler later for dessert.
>dilating mangled cow and stuff it with pig the receipe
Benjamin Anderson
Cooking is easy with grubhub.
Lucas Price
I bought two beautiful US grown t-bone steaks today. 1.6kg (3.5lbs). They cost 22.50 euros. I put them in oil just with some black pepper and some chilli and a few herbs. Going to be pan fried tomorrow evening with oven potatoes with sour cream, green beans with bacon and gravy plus herbal butter.
I hope my trusted dog is hungry because my gf is petite.
Cooking isn't redpilled. Having a woman who cooks for you is redpilled, or a man cooking for his family on feast days is redpilled. If you are a single man with a love of cooking and you regularly cook for yourself, you are gay. There's a fine line in there though, some men excel at economizing, which is redpilled. Cooking itself is like showering or feeding your children, you are supposed to do it from time to time
Bentley Lopez
Being able to excel at all necessary things allows you to attain independence in life...it is weakness to delegate such things to others without already having some form of mastery over it, otherwise you are unable to bargain your worth as effectively.
Aiden Howard
bullshit, if you are anle to wake ip the next day you’re good. food and water is all thats needed
Jayden Gutierrez
I dont know him personally, but that looks like one darn good boy
Jonathan Wright
Haha ya I no wut u mean im cooking Kraft dinner rite know!
Matthew Gonzalez
I cooked for my boomer dad and gen x mother as well. Weird.
Jose Green
>The Art of Cooking is a skill that fewer and fewer men and women can claim to possess in the Twenty-First Century What the hell is wrong with your country, I know literally no one who can't at least cook basic meals. If anything, the number of people able to cook has increased here in Europe, because more and more men begin to get into cooking.
Yikes your meal. One onions are toxic af and why the fuck would you ever eat mash potatoes and peppers? Do you want disease? Second, I hope to god that’s at least liver, whatever it is it’s cooked way to fucking much. Thirdly, cooking is not fucking redpilled. Eating cooked food is gay and retarded. Raw meat, fat, organs, and dairy is what you need. Modern day people are so fucking stupid it’s unbelievable.
Isaiah Morgan
You’re a dumb nigger that loves burning and ruining the nutrients of his food. Cooking is satanic you dumb nigger slave. Kill your own fucking cow and consume it’s flesh and blood. If you want to cook, slow cook some bones and eat those
Michael Jenkins
>believes in germ theory, having never met anyone in his entire life who died from eating food
Carson Cook
He’s a big guy
Camden Wright
based fat guy gettting dddownnn
Kayden Foster
Indeed
Nicholas Russell
True. If you buy pre made food unless from a decent restaurant you are basically putting kike poison into your body.
Matthew Davis
Right well if you want to go eat any old raw beef be my guest.
Oliver Sanders
>MOMMY MOMMY LOOK I CAN HEAT THINGS UP IN A PAN IM A REAL CHEF NOW HEHE!! You are no better than someone who microwaves burgers at McDonalds.
But maybe you'd want to start with something easy like an AR to get started. Crock pot things are kind of paint by numbers like baking, so it's an easy way get acquainted with flavor combinations, how big or small to chop things, overcooking or undercooking, etc.
I think starting with simple skillet stuff is a good alternative, but I wouldn't knock being able to kick out good food in quantity with a crock pot or a soup pot.
Nolan Gomez
Cooking is great and good family time. Also got me jobs. Not many people do it anymore though. Would never marry a woman that isnt a decent cook or at least willing to learn.
Angel Gonzalez
Yes it's mainly western food there because their local cuisine that they're known for is mostly filler stuff like tabbula and hummus. The fuckers barely even eat Arabic food
I can cook. I can cook VERY WELL and people are trying to push me into being a chef.
Men love to eat good. And that's a southern thing.
Logan Adams
>Men love to eat good. And that's a southern thing. That's the sign of a good-hearted man anywhere in the world in my book
Carson Evans
>oh wow, raw meat trade your good boy points for some chicken tendies
Gavin Reyes
>Cooking is satanic Satan isn't real. Cooking is based. KYS.
Jordan Robinson
>Modern day people are so fucking stupid it’s unbelievable. And you are a shining example of this. Congratz.
William Thomas
Hamboga
Christian Johnson
No, making your wife cook for you is redpilled
Josiah Moore
If your unsure about cooking I would recommend getting “Home Chef” for a couple of months. It’s more expensive then a grocery store but it’s cheaper then a restaurant. Their menu is good and they send you everything you need except Olive Oil, Salt and Pepper. And it’s already measured out for you. Everything comes with step by step instructions with pictures. They also give you a binder to put them all in. I used to always have trouble thinking about what to cook so I would end up eating cereal before I got them. They don’t try to Jew you either.
Like it’s super easy to quit or skips a week. And the portions are really good to. I would get the 2 Portion size and it was usually enough food for me for the whole day
Jace Gutierrez
Yeah cooking is redpilled. But everyone knows how to cook.
Team cast iron represent. And also digging the oldschool Kenmore.
Adrian Hernandez
>user learns how to cook >Writes a big fucking rant about how he can cook
You want a cookie, faggot? Or are you gonna make one yourself?
Nolan Taylor
nigger clean your stove
Xavier Collins
You want hepatitis. Cause that's how you get hepatitis.
Easton Williams
it takes about 2 to 3 years to become a great cook t. great cook
Zachary Davis
Is that shit Teflon? You are giving yourself erectile problems plus cancer with that. Cast iron, steel and old Corningware only.
Christopher Hill
Someone’s a good boi
Aaron Bell
That’s massively over cooked. Can’t argue with a nice bowl of tabboulli.
Logan Ross
Being able to more or less cook also gives you a huge advantage with the ladies. Since it isn't ahrd at all to cook better then todays females you impress them when you cook at a dinner date. But at the same time you also shame her by being better in cooking, thus passivly pushher into getting better herself if you play your cards right.
