But seriously, who actually did the deed?
But seriously, who actually did the deed?
Steve Jail
Corrupt prison guard? Corrupt cop? An inmate? An infiltrator?
What's his name boys?
Man, this poor guard that left his post is gonna get offed isn't he.
F
nicolas cage
I did it. It was me. 1 post by this ID
The clintons arn't sending their best, or their brightest.
Steve Jail
Spoopy
just have to wait and see who commits suicide next
Yeah, by Steve Duplex.
Steve "suicide by mail" Jail
Steve "ded sheets never fail" Jail
Steve "he won't make bail" Jail
Steve "epstein's pale" Jail
Me
Sorry
Diversity hires.
Holy shit this is probably fake as fuck but goddamn did I laff
God, I wish that paragraph was legit.
Assassin
>that seemed legit
link or fake?
>But seriously, who actually did the deed?
No one killed him.
Steve Jail, you know, the cousin of George Glass
Hmm that is a coincidence the guy who shot Seth Rich was called Steve Mugger.
but some, i assume, are good people
It doesn't get much funnier than this! nyuk nyuck
Yeah poor guy. Much like that poor garage worker who found a check made out to Bill Clinton in the trunk of a rental car and got suicided.
It’s an old name, but it seems legit.
>George Glass
I was going to make this joke but figured it’d show my age and no one would get it.
This. Poor guy is as good as ded now.
>Steve Duplex
Kek
fake screencap
op is a faggot once again
Fake screenshot of article. Nothing about a Steve jail.
nytimes.com
Steve Brightest reporting in.
Epstein still alive. He got extracted and we need to find his location.
You guys think it’s the same guy that shot Seth Rich?
>I said, "What's your name" and he goes 'Steve' and I said 'Steve what?'
>and he looks around a sec and then said
>'Telephone. My name is Steve Telephone.'
>seemed legit
I’ll give you a clue. Pic related.
"Jail. Steve Jail."
"Wanna hop on my garrote, Miss Moneypussy?"
so Mossad has an agent that took all of his cues and timing from Leslie Nielsen... nice
kek
it's bullshit.
This tries to invalidate the witnesses reporting the removal of Epstein from the jail and implant the idea of a hitman.
It doesn't really validate or invalidate any specific narrative. If the place is staffed with a bunch of temps and no one even knows who their co-workers are then one of any number of bad scenarios has played out. Incompetent temp workers fucked up and he killed himself, one of the temps was really a hit man, one or more of the temps broke him out and then covered it up, etc etc
Steve "Clinton told me I better not fail" Jail
Steve "makin' pedos wail" Jail
Steve "dead men tell no tales" Jail
Steve "leavin' no trail" Jail