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Reminder that Hong Kong is not the UK's responsibility.
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based cringe

Fuck beat me to the new bread. Have my links:

>Nora Quoirin: Body found in Malaysia is missing girl
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-49330702

>Facial recognition in King's Cross prompts call for new laws
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49333352

>Appleby residents liken preparing for the annual gypsy and traveller horse fair to getting ready for WAR - and call for the Army to be brought in
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7352075/Appleby-residents-liken-preparing-annual-gypsy-traveller-horse-fair-getting-ready-WAR.html

>Man savagely beaten to death by killer who wrongly thought he was a nonce
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/798101/edward-fitzgerald-murder-paedophile-lee-hopkingson

>Greta Thunburg's Poo Bucket Revealed
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In case you are called by pajeet mcrosooft sooport scammers.
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Nigel! Nigel! You're bellies full of rancid paki cum
With a slurp and a smile you say yum yum yum!

Reminder that Hong Kong is not China and the fake assumption that Britain is meddling can go fuck itself

Slide thread.

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top kek

no

>Nigel Farage on Boris and Brexit: "Deliver or DIE!"
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>muzzie cunt gets battered in Bruceland after stabbing women
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>UK 'first in line' for US trade deal, says John Bolton
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49325620

>Londonderry: Petrol bombs thrown in third night of violence
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-49326359

>Munster Square stabbing: Boy, 16, killed in Camden
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-49327140

>Prisons: Boris Johnson pledges £100m to boost security
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49323110

>Hong Kong leader warns protesters not to push city into 'abyss'
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>Information On Legally Owning Firearms In The UK
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post rare tims

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Possible the greatest thing ever to be posted on this god forsaken site

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hope the chinese crush those whining kongers

Checked

My laptop's soundcard got shoah'd after the most recent windows update so i can't hear it, what does it say?

Did anyone save the SCORE SAM FACKING GOALZ recording from last year?

someone sperging out about cringe

If they give us back hong kong for another 100 years then i'll maybe offer them my support

Fucking kek.

Just some cunt complaining about this place, but still posting shit here, instead of simply fucking off.

He just has a complete mental breakdown at how Jow Forums repeat the same shit over and over again including the following
>cringe
>based
>boomers
>zoomers
>onions
>s o y
>cringe
>based

Gimme ya shekels Merican.

ok now this is epic

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Pretty sure that the parents killed their downie kid in Malaysia.

fully body shot

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we'll find out for sure when the malaysian police finish the dna analysis on the 15 seperate semen samples they were able to retrieve

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Have any of you lads visited him yet?

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If Westminster can’t govern its’ own countries properly then why should it be allowed power over Hong Kong?

Thinking about having a walk by his house but I don’t really want to disturb him.

Your shekels are always welcome here.

What's the hope for this newly secondary school graduated generation? I mean my nephew and his buddies just sit around all day drinking monster, 1664 lager, playing vidya, listening to shitty trap and grime music and watching cringe compilation sjw videos

take the gandalf pill

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>Knife crime is a real problem, but stop and search isn't the solution

>To be clear from the outset, stop and search does not effectively reduce serious youth violence. It simply enables the police to aggressively control public space and discriminate against ethnic minorities, and in doing so it damages the relationships between the communities affected and the police.

>At Stopwatch we know all too well the impact of disproportionate stop and search. Since 2010 our organisation has worked to highlight the perils of allowing excessive and disproportionate police powers to be used on individuals – particularly those with black and brown skin.

>black and other minority ethnic groups tend to live in deprived areas and were frequently subjected to stop and search. By contrast, white people living in relatively affluent and wealthy areas were subjected to very low rates of stop and search. The difference in treatment is not justifiable.

>The figures are the figures and according to Home Office statistics between April 2017 and March 2018, a mere 2% of stop and searches carried out under section 60 actually lead to an arrest for an offensive weapon.

theguardian.com/law/2019/aug/13/stop-search-extension-knife-crime-police-home-secretary

Fucking silly nigger doesn't know that stop and search is supposed to be a deterrent to carrying a knife.
Doesn't mention that niggers commit a disproportionate amount of knife crime either.

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ah shit now i want to smoke another cig

Makes Guardian types seethe, innit?

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Regarding the PLA’s presence, what you’ll find is they might start bringing in soldiers starting off with a small scale, then slowly increase their presence and action taken.

I just find it suspicious that they are not storming in just yet.

absolute state of my life

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Imagine walking along and seeing this

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Did anybody manage to make some AI portraits of Tim before the site went down?

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>tf2
based und redpilled

Takes time to shut down a cities communication infrastructure so no videos of the massacre you're about to commit can be leaked.

hong kong should just be independent desu

*blocks your path*

>Still browsing that paper and the devilry therein
Sure you not just seeking confirmation bias?

It’s also possibly they may be infiltrating the protests just like the police, deliberate acts of violence orchestrated by the communist party to smear the protests.

I wonder what work Tim used to do before he went crazy. He seems to have a nice place and doesn't seem to work, so he much have had a good job and saved up some cash.

>hurr durr just kill em all
chinks cant into genocide, they wont storm them not because of some bad PR but because military chinks are inept and would lose and all those dead soldiers means all those guns go to hong kong rioters

possibly this. I'd say there is around 100,000 protestors, so the PLA are going to need at least 50,000 troops to quell the troubles. That's a lot of troops, the logistics behind it will be difficult.

He must've found some dirt on the Clintons so they fried his brain and sent him to flat 2, 42 Amersham Hill, High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England, HP13 6PQ to live out the rest of his life

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even if there was 200,000 PLA troops they would still lose

What do you mean, fren?

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He was in IT.
Did a year in an American University and he worked in France and speaks French.
He was a smart fella.

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which one of you sent tim pepe wings

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More badminton youff clubs and they stop stabbin. Simple as.

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What do you guys think of council funded graffiti on the walls of youth clubs, community centers etc?

Maybe we should have thought of that in fucking 1997

Gas them all

I've noticed that the people behind this epidemic is usually a fat black woman who's a member of labour council

Holy shit I just realised he's only an hour's drive away from my place

diverse innit, inclusive like. Gotta mark ya territory bruv, ya git meh?

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Don't forget to moisturise lads

Using an aldi mask tonight instead of the usual lidl one (pic related) - have to say, it's not as good.

Doesn't adjust to contour of face, and the eye/mouth holes are a bit off making it a bit uncomfy

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Exactly, they should be thrown of the white cliffs of Dover.

What i going on in this picture? And those girls seem slav/scandinavian

>moisturise
gay

Bloody puff

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The girls have self-reported themselves to the anti-racism care unit, because they laughed at a slightly racist joke about Cornish people when they were younger. They are there to be taught about how amazing BAME people are, and how disgusting and vile the white race is.

yeah, true

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>What i going on in this picture?
From sweden, they throw young girls at illiterate sand niggers. Youth clubs being a financial priority. I imagine this happens all over europe tbf, Diversity an all that.

he sounds like homer simpson

sorry about your sandpaper faces lads

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i shouldnt be made to face a stop and search for no reason just so a few less niggers get murdered in london

and what's their excuse for doing this, with girls specifically?

I have naturally soft skin because of my great genetics thanks, don’t need some Nancy boy face cream like yourself

imagine thinking that women like boyish features like soft skin.

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are you white?

use bio oil instead

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have you got a boys willy or a girls willy?

sugar daddies like it

t.soon to be step brother is a twink for older men

Breeding, And to destroy the possibility the girls have to on to have a healthy household in the future (sexual abuse victims). Resulting in social decay on a rapid scale if it can be achieved on an industrial scale in a relatively small time frame (single generation). Genocide basically.

Yes.

Why should my civil liberties be reduced becuase Blair and May have flooded this country with niggers.


If i'm carrying a lockblade that's none of the police's business. Id only support no reason stop and search if they restrict it to blacks only

if you're white you have nothing to fear from stop'n'search and long as you're not a chav. Police aren't in the police in stopping respectable white folks who are going about their lives.

I know that, but I was wondering what the states literal excuse was for targeting girls. Or are they admitting this shit now?

i live about a 30 min drive from him

chinks arent human, a bunch of downies could take on the PLA and only a few of them would die from trying to eat the bullets

>a bunch of downies could take on the PLA
how did that work out for the Tibetans and the Muslims ?

ive literally just called this restaurant and they gave me the full story.

They are the biological future, I dont think they ever hid any intentions. They just convinced allot of cucks its a good idea.

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>Police aren't in the police in stopping respectable white folks who are going about their lives.
They are if they have a quota to fuffil and they don't want to deal with some mouthy nigger or chav