Jow Forums, that place on the internet you once went and regretted it ever since
>audience chuckles
like that creepy racist uncle at thanksgiving, only this time he's a 19 year old virgin with a weird obsession for japanese videogames about highschool girls
>audience breaks down laughing
>regretted it
John Oliver's time has passed. Sad to watch him grasp at yesterday.
Literally who
Is this legit bit he did or satire? I can't tell anymore.
left-wing propagandist that youtube heavily promotes
Never, not once.
john oliver panders to obnoxious cry bullies
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>John Oliver is in California
>The minutes start to tick down
>11:50
>Demands his private jet be fueled up
>The plane takes off, heading to Alaska
>Passes through the time zone just as the CURRENT YEAR was about to escape him.
>The pilot starts to attempt to land, but Oliver screams at him
>"NO, WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING, IT'S 2015!"
>The pilot shifts into overdrive to escape, makes it to the Aleutian Islands again by a hair
>Oliver's plane lands on Attu Island
>Breathing heavily, he checks his watch
>11:51 PM
>He frantically turns to his pilot, "WHERE ELSE CAN WE GO?!"
>"There's nowhere, Mr. Oliver. The current year must come to an end."
>IT CANNOT! WHAT WILL I USE FOR MY COMEDY?"
>"You will have to create new material, sir."
>Oliver beings to hyperventilate and run around the island
>11:58 PM
>Oliver collapses and curls into the fetal position on the westernmost point on the island
>Tears stream down his cheeks as he feebly repeats to himself, "It's 2015... It's 2015..."
>11:59 PM
>"IT'S 2015!!!!!!!"
>As his watch turns to 12:00 AM, engulfing the whole world into 2016, John Oliver convulses and dies of a heart attack.
>"His last words were...
>"It's 2015"
I hate that I read this in his voice.
Anyone got the screencap of an user summing up how perfect Oliver's delivery and format is for brainwashing?
Rent
Free
Shoo shoo
Um. The lowest of idiots watch this faggot.
Is this real? I can’t tell
He’s going to die of a cocaine overdose eventually, like that tv commercial guy who yelled all the time.
he was current year guy in 2016. apparently still on normie-vision
...
>british
>white
Le current year man
So after the 2016 influx, and yearly summer fags we now get a extra influx of normies who will be stuck here forever.
If they keep it up Jow Forums will rule the world
Perfect, thanks. This is all anyone needs to see regarding this faggot.
hey that's my line
Commie kike like all the other presentators
>Jow Forums, that place on the internet you once went and regretted it ever since
Yep. Still come here every fucking day though. THAT'S the regretful part.
Oliver, Colbert, and Stewart are propagandists plain and simple.
The redpill is inevitable
I read that in his voice
>panders to obnoxious cry bullies
as opposed to Jow Forums
nervous laughter
>kikes using their strangle hold on the MSM to shut this place down.
yeah, who would have thought they'd try it.
>talmudvision has "pilpul, the show"
you don't say
>it's HORRIBLE, IT'S TOO MONSTROUS... GOD HELP US NOW!
>audience breaks down laughing
I wouldn't call a junkie that ended up there by accident and the tv crew call a audience.
I really hope he never comes back here. God bless America for taking this waste of semen away from Britain.
I have never once regretted coming here
Oh looks, its that guy who makes fun of Trump over the "nuclear triad" when bombers been literally obsolete for decades and would without exception be vaporized before even armed or fueled
This desu
Is that nigger still around?
I haven't heard anything from that idiot in a long time.
Whos that?
>>audience
>>audience
low iq socialists that paid to see a member of the most humorless group of people, the queens bitches
Shouldn't he have been deported for protesting years ago?
Rofl, (you) earned this
Oh shit it's already current year +4.
Is his show still on air?
>Is his show still on air?
Its only on once a week
Based leaf