Russia nuked itself

In America you ave accident.
In Russia accident has you.

Russia is the biggest enemy of Russia.

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Yeah, it's probably a nuclear accident, but it's mostly localised now

i care faggot

So Nukes are real. Some retard on Jow Forums earlier was explaining to me that Nukes are fake because you cant split an atom

Except in fukushima most contamination is being held due to the reactor being in water mostly whilst chernobyl is inhabitable for many generations.

Chernobyl 2.0. The USSR lives on.

OH
NO

that sucks

the timing is perfect after the extreme popularity around the world of HBO Chernobyl and its message of the ridiculous lies and deceptions of the USSR and KGB, and Putin is essentially USSR and KGB 2.0.

RUSSIA BROS REPORT IN
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P
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RT IN RUSSIA BROS

Well tell them to nuke Los Angeles. All will be swiftly forgiven.

Well that's not great, but it's not terrible either.

>russian anons arent posting
idk my night owl friends are still up on discord with me they arent talking about this and there isnt zombie sounds coming from their mics so dont freak out OP

also russia is a very big place so chances are most russians dont know about it or dont care

Hey faggots is this explosion connected to the russian submarine fiasco from last month?

>nuked itself

More like got Samson optioned

nyet, no evacuations comrade

proxy fag?

take a pic out your window

they are not being evacuated, stop telling bullshit, nigger. Everything is fine

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How many roentgens?

post vids bros

>no source

kek

With Fukushima trillions upon trillions of gallons of irradiated water are flowing into the ocean.

Well shit. First ever hearing anything about this.

there has been 50k people on streets in russia for days protesting that shithole goverment

All Russians are dead from the radiation. Get out of here stalker.

Checked most of the popular mass media sources, and yeah, it's reported on. Not as much as many of you would like it to be, but it doesn't seem that anyone tries to cover it up.

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It is leaking 10's of thousands of gallons of radioactive water into the Pacific ocean you nigger nigger

>Towns are being evacuated as we speak
yeah right, shill. when russia has a nuclear meltdown they all stay home and hang their clothes out to dry.

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Holy shit did anyone see hte video on twitter? CRAZY STUFF

Everythink fine, take vodka and jodi tablet t. Supreme Leader Putin, you disagree? Off to propaganda workshop with you, we need more troll for internet.

nukes can wipe out entire cities right?

stop spreading disinformation American, how can a country nuke itself???

3.6
Not great
Not terrible

(((HBO)))
Get the fuck out of my country

There's 50 thousand people protesting in Moscow today and not a single thread about it.

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don't ask how i know it, but as we speak usa is performing a covert operation ALONGSIDE russian government.

Хyя oни пытaютcя, хyйню нe нecи ниггep

a lot of heat but where is the massive flash
probably not a big deal to be honest family

Big ones, yes
This one was a mininuke

Better start checking radiation levels in the air.

Good. Now say Chechnya cool.

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Imagine not understanding the inverse square law and not being able to comprehend the size of the Pacific ocean

observed 420 post of truth

based ivan

Somehow, somewhere, a Jew has his hands in all this.

Not really that surprising. The engine type they were testing we gave up on because it was too dangerous, would have been too likely to cause mass radioactive contamination. And look what we have here.

>Accidental detonation of the primary.

That seems really unlikely. They had not even gotten to the part where they had a working engine, why would they have mated a nuke to the missile that doesn't exist? Not to mention we would easily have picked up an actual nuke detonation.

>still believes the (((radiation))) scam

payback for the dew satellite?

>fellow disgracing leaf posting vanilla cuck porn again

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actually the kremlin commented and said " yes it happened "
that s not the video . this is an ammo depot in krasnoyarsk

There you go, m8

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How can slavniggers ever recover from this? They literally can't defend their shithole anymore.

NUKED YOURSELF

I don't see how the primary can go off and not set off fusion without something like a physical defect in the primary not containing it long enough

I thought it was the science equivalent of some jocks standing too close to their coke and mentos

>this is a shareblue thread

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well Trump says it was an experiemental cruise missile to blew up in russia so netanyahu probably told trump while trump was sucking his cock

One of 3 mininuke detonations in 3 days. Someone post the other 2

An example of a small nuke going off. youtu.be/gTfQhcGIrfU

Dude weed hippie nigger KYS

>nuke goes off
>not running to buy iodine and staying in a bunker

SLAVBRAINED LMAO

>chernobyl is inhabitable for many generations.

Arbitrarily. Unless you were a live of the land farmer and forager with a taste for mushrooms, I doubt you'd suffer any ill effects. The whole exclusion zone is bullshit.

Jesus Christ do you write with your feet?

nukes are a scam, this is an obvious shareblue thread

youtube.com/watch?v=rMqHTbXm3rs

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Because most of Jow Forums are kremlin bots, they aren't allowed to talk about it

>50k people
>in russia
>protesting
nobody gives a damn t bh...Putin rode his bike without a halmet in front of hundreds of police and nobody did anything

hes literally hitler

50k ppl protesting means nothing

Poster is delusional. Go to infirmary.

Thanks. I love these mini tests. Most faggots would scream hurr durr not a nuke

>hur dur water flow into ocean good, because ocean big, chernoble bad because on surface where it stays mostly local
>radioactive particles like cesium enter food chain in ocean which cause bone cancer good!
HURDUUUUUR

Пиздa тeбe.

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Sorry, my hands are shacking a bit. Got ill a few days ago

Toльятти, Южкa 63. Пpиeзжaй, бpaтик

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Did this story suddenly change your mind and now you believe in them again? Grow some conviction user, don't let others do the thinking for you.

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FROM FUCKING RADIATION. HOLY SHIT R.I.P.

Oh no! Hacker Ivan is going to steal the 50 Rubels left in your bank account

Thats what I am thinking. Unless it was a conventional fission that blew its primary and vaporized the core into the atmosphere?

>and Jow Forums isn’t talking about?
Fuck off, there was plenty of those stupid threads.

>Towns are being evacuated as we speak.
That was more than a week ago already, and people were allowed to return day after ammo deport exploded.

>Russian anons don’t appear to be posting. Russian blackout?
Da comrade, evil Putin running around killing everyone with a judo throws.

Hy нaхyй тeбя из Mocквы пepeть, Toльятти caмo тeбя дoбьeт чepeз 10 лeт

>everythink is fine, please to paying no attention

>tfw afraid of heights
>tfw could never live in slavland

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isnt this fake? fagnogs have been posting this every night at this hour

Toльятти этo жoпa, coглaceн, нo я в MCК бyдy чepeз нeдeлю, мб двe. Cкинь кoнтaкты, пepeceчeмcя, мoжeт?

Go to the infirmary.

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>yes yes, its fine to go back home *turns off geiger counter* see no sound

if they were dumb enough to nuke themselves, i wouldn't trust a single thing the government officials say

lmao are you special needs

If you had anything intelligent to say you'd have just went for that.

If Russian user doesn't have a cute cursive handwriting it only means he is not female or trapfaggot

I just don't see a point personally to moving around an actual nuclear bomb like that for any test at all. It makes me tend to accept the story that it was some sort of nuclear engine test.