What's your current occupation Jow Forums ?

software dev make 100k/hr doing about 2 solid hours of work a day

Hey fellow rock bro

Software engineer. Decent salary but in a high col area. Enjoy the work though

electrician, I do my own accounts. can you do your own wiring suit?

Senior? How much % of this is income tax free?

BTW, programmer and professor

Attorney, high end litigation. That's all I'll gib

lion tamer, retired, now that ringling brothers is out of business

Retired music video director

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Journeyman meat cutter

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Astronaut, fucked a bitch on the moon once and drive a bugatti

Schizo

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go ahead mate

not at all

Research and Development for a large German Automotive manufacture

I work as a baliff.

People seem to be under the misconception that it's awful work, only bad thing is you can't beat most the coonies you meet.

sounds fucking legit aye wish i was you

>"you can't beat most the coonies you meet."
hahaha fucking quality

cat groomer
not professionally though
and really I only groom my own two cats

my alternative occupation was going to be in software, mainly financial software. But being an accountants way easier personally with same if not more salary

hard working job respect user

I'm in tech support for some trading software. Most of the company does fuck all while we bust our asses. I'd rather tend bar

Chef.

I work processing fruit and vegetables in a warehouse. There is a more official name for that. I'm also a law student

A lot of the time you end up serving someone on some kind of substance (mornings are the worst, evenings when the kids are around are slightly better). We aren't allowed to use force in self defense except if we have no line of retreat or peaceful deescalation.

Still, enjoyable work.

I'm a precognitive. And retired early. I wish I was a dancing gypsy in a whimsical nomadic caravan through misty villages.

Starting in Tech Consulting in two months, just graduated college.
Sieg Heil

mechanical engineer
fuck bean counters

Well I didn't see this one coming.

Power Engineer, I boil water for a living.
Homer Simpson is a very senior Power Engineer of all things.

What’s that?

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I'm employed as a nigger for the DoJ.

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General foreman specialized in commercial hvac/r.

I sneak into hospitals and sew 4skins onto jew babies.

Nice

Volunteer comedy writer for Jow Forums. It sucks and I’ll probably be assassinated by a CIAfag for a larpy shitpost someday.

Jack off and listen to music while shitposting on Jow Forums

Serve the classes
Sleep with the masses

CIA glow nigger

I develop artificial food flavors that taste like maple

I work in a steel mill/metal manufacturing plant. I cut and press various gauges of steel, aluminum, zinc and copper. It's the hardest job I've ever had, but I've learned a lot and I've gained confidence.
I like these kinds of threads. Thanks OP. And I'm glad to be with you guys.

I have an undergraduate degree from Harvard, and also a JD. And an MPA in International Relations from the Kennedy School.
After dozens of interviews and rejections, in desperation I finally just showed up at a small circus just outside town. I saw they were advertising for a Human Cannonball.
The owner, a sour looking old man, looked at my resume and said they couldn't use a man of my caliber.
So I went home and killed myself.

I'm the realest mother fucker alive.
None of you fools impress me.
Willing to back it up.
Any time. Any where.

Very cool, Butcher Bill

cloud architect

what are kids doing around your firm in the evenings?

I envy you a little

Going back to work on a production line next tuesday.

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I know a guy who does the same thing. HVAC is rough

>"a sour looking old man, looked at my resume and said they couldn't use a man of my caliber."
probably cause your white

Oil and gas contractor

Better than nothing

Nice, I appreciate the hard workers out there who indirectly allow me to do my job. Glad you like the thread

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Yeah. But knowing Im gonna do general labor and shit like that for the rest of my life makes me wanna kill myself. I wish i was smart

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FBI, unironically

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where do you sell the stuff? Sell to middle man or do you consign the stuff to stores or what?

Do you have a file on me?

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My own business - algorithmic trading.

>am a senior corporate accountant working for (maybe) one of the largest accounting firms in the world.
How do you do, fellow gentiles?

Personal security specialist
6 digits a year

Chemical Engineer

You're a glow nigger holy fuck. Not falling for it

the 'tell us where you work so we can confirm your identity and arrest 'the next tarrant' to make aunti cinda look good' get fucked nigger

i always thought stuff like that was just pseudoscience.

Anytime, Ausbro. Just keep being you. Jow Forums is nothing without you beautiful banting cheeky bastards

Dude, watch Dirty Jobs. You'll feel better.

Thats new zealand fucking retard

Oops. My eyes aren't so good. Sorry about that Burger bro.

Go on say something only a FBI agent would know

I work for the Mossad overseeing our conspiracy budget.

Developer, if this keeps going I'm gonna off myself.

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Ill never make much money and its fucking bullshit seeing faggots sitting around doing nothing making way more money than me
Its ok sorry for calling you a retard

So many idiots falling for this thread

grow cannabis professionally and recently sold my chain of dispensaries and farms on the west coast

I'm not Jewish, it's not like they wont employ you if your not a jew. Further more, not even half of my fellow senior accountants or superiors are Jews. Those who are, i have great relationships with.
Its almost like they are just normal human beings

The stuff you hear in the news about it is mostly pseudoscience but it is legit a highly profitable business, if you do it well.

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Research Scientist of Physics.

Lmao dont say where you work just what type of job you have.

Or even better... dont say anything at all?

>not even half

Jews in NZ are like what? 0.5%? And they make up shy of half? That doesn't activate your almonds?

codemonkey. or as coping wagies would say, """software engineer"""

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>'Ausbro'
F

librarian, I like it bh

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=96&v=ISdcodFXp0k

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This thread isn't bait lmao

No prob, fren. Well, we can always take comfort in the fact that said faggots will be the first to die if shit hits the fan. Also, have you looked into trades? You just have to not be a nigger to learn plumbing. Good money too.

Sounds comfy I wish I could find a comfy librarian or janitor job where im always by myself and can just listen to podcasts or music while i work

i started out in a metal shop for a couple of years it was brutal, much respect and stay safe user

It is for people stupid enough to get too specific

I'm a lawyer, but am not working in law atm and am running my own business. I hold two bachelors, a graduate diploma, a masters, and am finishing a doctorate for my own satisfaction. Your presumption we're all 'NEETs' and losers is flat wrong. Many pollacks are professionals, and tradesmen, and almost all are workers in some form. Because we aren't fucking commies.