/Kraut/pol & AfD General - Reddit Edition

>upcoming elections
Brandenburg: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwbb
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/brandenburg.htm
Saxony: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwsn
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/sachsen.htm
Thuringia: Oct. 27 2019 #ltwth
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/thueringen.htm

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>Election analysis 2014-2019
youtube.com/watch?v=qjZRiDwu18w

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=HPBTGyErWPo

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=d9u01H4OD_8
youtube.com/watch?v=nlycry7Kc9o
youtube.com/watch?v=eb7_WbJlm_g

>Einzelfall map, case log
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus
youtube.com/watch?v=QlAgoUP_NvE

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twitter.com/wasistzeitgeist/status/1161343716231176193
youtu.be/LWNfHimywHo
youtube.com/watch?v=Nft7tiy5E-w
welt.de/wirtschaft/article198505877/Pkw-Maut-CSU-Politiker-will-neuen-Anlauf-zahlen-sollen-dabei-alle.html
youtube.com/results?search_query=chicago hood tour
thebraunbox.site123.me/
zeit.de/kultur/2019-08/kapitalismuskritik-kindererziehung-familie-abschaffung-kommunismus
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Based! Cringe! Redpilled! Dilate and have Sex! Upvoted ^ Upvoted! Come and Take it, Jow Forums!

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We did it!!

J.U.S.T!
twitter.com/wasistzeitgeist/status/1161343716231176193

Hi, Reddit! Thanks for the upvotes!

Edit: Based!!!

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No problem, dirty little sister!

Is this general finally dead?

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Sup honeypie?

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>Ralle als SPD Parteivorsitz
*inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
SPD

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Amazing, this will generate so many memes

Finish work for today

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Death would be an improvement

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Hi anons. Hope you're well.

Do we have German reddit users here? Please say hello, you disgusting swines.

anyone got some of Stegner's best off tweets n shiet?

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Thats not true, this is clown world after all.

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Wow! That is so cool! Almost like the post history on someone's reddit profile! BASED!!!!

Edit: Fixed typo
EditEdit: Fixed typo

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goose bump

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>*celebrates his Bar Mitzvah ITT*
>youtu.be/LWNfHimywHo

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Post your tits.

Die AfD hat ihren Hype verloren, sieht es doch ein ihr schwuchteln.

How many hours you work per day?

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>sieht es doch ein ihr schwuchteln.
>sieht es doch ein ihr schwuchteln.
nächstes mal in korrektem deutsch und ich denk' drüber nach.

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~6 on an average day, up to 12 when I'm in the right mood

I challenge (You) to climb Mount Everest, if (You) don't, (You) are faggot^2.

stop inventing new meme flags

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I climbed Ben Nevis once, Does that count?

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>I climbed Ben Nevis once
I always thought you were more of a bottom type.

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Audible kek. Mean.

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Ben Nevis is a mountain in Scotland that you can climb on hill walks. I don't know what you're talking about.

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Do you like your jobe?
youtube.com/watch?v=Nft7tiy5E-w

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I have climbed Gaiziņkalns.

About 7000 meters left to go.

What do you mean?

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Nice, what is it like? Any snow.

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The summit of Mount Everest is about 7000 meters higher than the "summit" of that Scottish hill.

What is the highest mountain you have climbed?

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Mount Everest, uezs, I also took a ladder on the summit of Mount Everest, so climbed about 8,850 meters, uezs.

what are you fags up to?
what's the latest hot take?

The Titanic was an inside job.

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That's nuts.
You want to tell me that some Ice(((berg))) just happen to float on by? that's an antisemitic conspiracy theory. you are alex jonesing around, user!

The last opponents of the Federal Reserve died onboard man, I'm telling you.

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>I don't know what you're talking about.
>What do you mean?
Oh man... brightest candle on the cake and such.

Laughing about the public's outrage when this CSU fella brought the car toll for all roads and highways up, going below the original proposal, and said it's only fair to pay for public services one uses.

>„Ich halte eine Maut für absolut sinnvoll“, sagt Uwe Brandl (CSU), der Präsident des Bayerischen Gemeindetags. „Wir brauchen eine Maut für alle“, fordert Roger Kehle, Präsident des Gemeindetags Baden-Württemberg, der gleichzeitig Vizepräsident des Deutschen Städte- und Gemeindebundes ist.
>Die Diskussion über die Maut müsse wieder aufgenommen, aber anders geführt werden, sagt Kehle. Er regt eine kilometerbezogene Maut für In- und Ausländer an, die Vielfahrer stärker belasten würde – und zwar für Bundes- und Landesstraßen sowie für kommunale Straßen.
>Er sagt: „Ich finde es nur gerecht, dass jemand, der eine öffentliche Leistung nutzt, dafür auch bezahlt.“
welt.de/wirtschaft/article198505877/Pkw-Maut-CSU-Politiker-will-neuen-Anlauf-zahlen-sollen-dabei-alle.html

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>below
Edit: beyond
P-pls don't downvote. :( Sorry fellow redditors.

Do you really think I'm that retarded? You make me sad.

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>bullying the Scot
That's ableist. Downvoted.

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Nah, m8. Don't worry. Relax. Have fun.

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Kek. I mean, sorry.

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Yes, but I assume everyone around me is retarded. Zhis is nothing personal.

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Howdy man, hope you're enjoying yourself. It's like 3pm for you, hm?
>but I assume everyone around me is retarded.
That's a smart assumption, even more so right now considering where you are. Be careful. Not that you're participating in the live PD show this area is famous for.

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Hey, fren! Fine so far. Was dealing with reasonable people today, positively surprised. Have to say though, in a state of majority German ancestry. ;)

>in a state of majority German ancestry.
Very nice. Mid West is ours (for how long though?). If you have the chance, drop by in New Ulm (Minnesota) and admire Hermann the German and German beer. It's the most German city in the US -- according to their marketing at least. :)

In case you wanna watch some Chicongo horror, have this.

youtube.com/results?search_query=chicago hood tour

>Chicago hood tour
>... ain't gonna click dat shit, nigga! :D

Have very distant relatives here. Same surname still ... sadly too far away for quick visit right now. Of purest Bavarian stock. ;)

>"I canny breathe"
Is that pic from Scotland because that is my dialect?

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Does this make you moist? :D

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No, but I do like it a lot.

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And something nice you've experienced today? Something awesome (there should be a lot)? Funny (also a lot)?

I think my most ghetto experiences were mostly from LA. One time I stayed at a hotel close to the hood. Fat nogs with dreadlocks smoking pot entering the elevator, looking like they'd stab and rob me. They didn't. But they looked like they could. As we now, feelings are important. Next day in the breakfast room black families joined with their niglets running wild. They're different creatures in a biological sense. Nothing like the young or grown nogs I know from Europe. Branched out or so.

According to the filename, yes, it's from Scotland.

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i've seen bags of potatos that were more in shape.

>with their niglets running wild
The adults were all a bit chubby and slow, their offspring completely fragile and fast. Like no bones and muscles. Wiggling around like jelly. Saw that many times. I really wonder what nature thought why that's a good idea.

But they couldn't beat them in calories and salt.

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>I'm lovin' it
>Taste The Feeling
>Think Different

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since when do you have non-shit opinions?

I also despise consumerism.

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I changed my thinking, you guys were always right and I was a just an ignorant moron. Sorry :(

>me dump ur smard
took you long enough.

Get a job, Sütti.

How do you feel when Turks marry pure German girls?

I've also seen this video of some refugee fucking German girl during some riots. I bet he told her "look how we're dominating your pussy ass man bitch"

and she was like: "omfg you're such a strong man please breed me with your strong mullato babies"

T.faggot pole

>Branched out or so

Bit of divergent selection plus European admixture ... for better or worse, I can't say. My experiences? Was in a rather "rural" bar for dinner yesterday. Right in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. A weird but kind of enjoyable atmosphere. Otherwise, typical rural America. In the end not a place I would stay forever but interesting nevertheless.

just sayin' .. germans are absolute pussies. they don't riot, they don't beat muslims, they don't do SHIT

no wonder german girls have no respect for their man anymore .. it's because you're fucking pussies krauts admit it. admit that you're pussies

fucking yummy. i'm more into fit girls but i'd hit that. i love that pig body god mhh

Americans went to far with denazzification.

we had this talk already, tayds

I wouldn't, not into overweights.

It's not her dumbass.

Didn't you say you got a job in agriculture or something previously? If so how is that going?

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I couldn't produce more than 0.2 liters daily and they fired him.

true i just checked out her other photos :c.

we need that fucking crisis right now. i can't stand watching our greatest rivals turn to such pathetic disgusting cu-cks like that. i'd love to genocide some muslims jews and whores who slept with the enemy. gogogo

>took you long enough.

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The publics opinion has to be shifted, before revolution can happen.

your ancestors are watching you masturbate in front of your computer while Ahmed fucks some 12 years old kleinschwester

lmao. you piece of fucking shit. i hope you will get raped by some third worlder.

>The publics opinion has to be shifted, before revolution can happen.
and how are you gonna achieve that when jews own all the media? you can't

especially when you consider the fact that germans will lack manpower to fight the civil war in like 15-20 years

it's a now (15 years from now on) or never situation

Why is everyone here so low-IQ? I've been telling you all secrets, I know, and noone cares... Kampf gegen Windmühlen. Wouldn't be suprised, if the shills operated right from Curio's office.

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Joke's on, PoleCVCK, I've never jerked off in front of my computer. If I lie, I shall burn in Hell forever.

By creating media of our own, and pushing race realism into general public.

>I've been telling you all secrets, I know
Summary?

Grüß Gott allerseits, ich habe hier eine Spielempfehlung für alle Connoisseure rechten Gedankenguts:

thebraunbox.site123.me/

Die Braune Box beinhaltet "Fukken" und den "Abschiebungssimulator 2019".

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First, I am not the original K͔̘͉̞e̩̙̯r̪̻̭̣s͕̣̠̣t̟͎̺̦in͔͙͖͔̟poster [TM], secondly, Germany is lost, thirdly, this /general/, too. Ok, that's all.

not possible. unless you're 30+ then only then maybe .. i discovered shitload of hidden porn folders on my dads laptop when i was little. really degenerate shit like traps and bear in mind it was like 2014

>by creating media of our own
>pushing race realism into general public
are you crazy? as long as the state has monopole over the education you won't be able to do SHIT.
you think why are they so keen on having public schools? to brainwash children from the youngest age about tolerance and shiiiiit. before i discovered this place i literally thought that race is just a skin colour and "those racists are really weird". Jow Forums is good but it has a really weak reach.
as long as the state has monopole over education - everything you do is useless

No, I swear, CVCKrów-user, neither did I ever jerk it to porn on the internet, nor is there porn saved on this PC.

Ha, Kinderkommunismus and Schwangerschaftsgerechtigkeit.

zeit.de/kultur/2019-08/kapitalismuskritik-kindererziehung-familie-abschaffung-kommunismus

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keep it up and channel your sexual energy into something positive. for ex. get fit, create instagram account and influence as many people as you can. future soldiers to fight for the cause.

please fix your country i know that in the future we can coexist on friendly terms. maybe this situation will bring us closer to each other, either way g'night fags

You can tell me some secrets.

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Plausable considering your a woman.

We have to try, there are no atternatives.

The word, sand, it's called sand, because sand is the space between the l-AND and the S-ea. Watch out for Curio-Niggers, stealing this hot intel.

Just stop it.