>Born and raised in America >American parents >"Mario MATTHEW" as father >grandad is Italian, and from fucking Sicily, no less... >"I'm fokking Italian!!"
Americans shouldn't have identity crisis over from where their family is from. If you are like this guy's family, who somehow managed to stay of Italian breed, or if you're of German, Irish or whatever else descent, then don't larp as if you're actually Italian/German/British and so on.
This guy for example managed to somehow take offense from the name "Fredo"... which is an abbreviation of "Alfredo" a pretty common Italian name.
If you're American, born from American-born parents, then you aren't European at all, exept from your ethnicity
Final note: Sicily is only 1 out of 20 Italian regions And it's not even connected to the peninsula by land. However, Sicilians liked to emigrate in America, and didn't bring a very good reputation with them.
Sicilians are like Californians, basically 90% of Italian stereotypes comes from them, even though they are less than 10% of the Italian population
isn't anything south of Panadia just some christian maghreb?
Aaron Bailey
daily reminder that Epstein issue is a giant nothingburger and it is more important for incels here to focus on getting sex.
Andrew Rivera
Another thing.
Italians larp too. But it's usually leftist and hipsters who justify immigration by saying "we wuz immigrants n' shiet"
But it's known among the population that Italians who did go in America have no connections with the Italians of today. Ask anybody about it, and they'll tell you that they have no grandpas or uncles that went in America in the 1900's
William Fisher
fuck off lombardo, I bet you love to eat Würstl with rosé.
Jaxon Price
>If you're American, born from American-born parents, then you aren't European at all, exept from your ethnicity
Ma la legge italiana adotta il sistema ius sanguinis, secondo il quale tutti quelli che sono figli di italiani sono italiani anche loro. Dunque, se i miei bisnonni erano italiani, lo era il mio nonno, lo è il mio padre, lo sono io. Ma questa è soltanto una definizione legale: la vera definizione sta nel tuo cuore e nelle cose che tu fai per la tua patria. La italianità non può esse contenuta in un piccolo passaporto.
Sorry for any mistake, I'm not fluent.
Angel Rogers
>CALL ME FREDO AGAIN NIGGER I'M GONNA SHOT YOU IN THE FOREHEAD WHILE YOUR WIFE AND KIDS ARE WATCHING, JUST ONE MORE TIME NIGGER
Not really, I'm at south of it, and everyone looks normal. Salvini, who is from Padania looks like 1/5th Maghreb The truth is that Italians are pretty diverse, user
Camden Garcia
>Ma la legge italiana adotta il sistema ius sanguinis, secondo il quale tutti quelli che sono figli di italiani sono italiani anche loro. Dunque, se i miei bisnonni erano italiani, lo era il mio nonno, lo è il mio padre, lo sono io No, non è così. Scrivi meglio te che 3/4 della popolazione italiana.
Thomas Garcia
AHAHAH TEBBONE.
Chase Torres
Italians are Arab shitskins, nobody once to be you. You are the same as niggers. Of you have any med DNA, you aren't white.
Kill yourself Muhammad.
Jaxon Cox
*wants to be you
William Long
>If you're American, born from American-born parents, then you aren't European at all, exept from your ethnicity I don't understand how europeans (and i guess americans?) don't understand this.
I'm american, but all sides of my family are descended from Irish imigrants, so I also acknowledge that. I don't see what the problem is.
Thomas Wilson
I'm from Romagna.
We're kinda like the sheep-fuckers and mountain peasants of Italy, but that has no place in this discussion
Appunto, "legale"...
Diciamo che le cose sono ben diverse quando guardi agli "Italo" Americani
You could be of so many different breeds, from French, to Italy, to Polish, to Chinese or all of them combined that it's not even worth the effort talking back to you
>implying anyone, amerimutt or otherwise, will flip out over "fredo"
Did you make this meme yourself, just for this thread? It's trash
Levi White
Housefredo, fredolips, im an alabamafredo i want to be free
Brody Davis
I agree. Also almost every Italian American mutt I met claims to have family in the mafia.
Angel Jackson
Cope with your Arab/Nigger DNA my swarthy brown eyed friend.
Daniel Scott
Depends
If you're talking about "nigger" it's "negro" in Italian If you're talking about how South and North N-word each other, then for Southerners it's "Terrone" while for Northerners it's "Polentone" or something like that
If you look it up, they are both local dishes, so you can see we use food as insults too lol
Secondo la legge è così, ma per noi italo-brasiliani c'è bisogno di fare un lungo processo estremamente burocratico e costoso per ottenere la cittadinanza. Per questo, soltanto le persone piú legati alle loro origini la ottengono.
It's probably the "My uncle works at Microsoft, he's gonna ban you!" type of threat
Though I don't know how Italians roll in America
My eyes are blue, and I used to be a ginger when I was a kid
Easton King
But terrone isn't the same as nigger in its social implications. There's no Italian, and no Portuguese, n-word.
This taboo of using words is a protestant, not a catholic thing, just like political correctness is a typically protestant phenomenon that will *never* work in Latin countries, no matter how much our left-wingers and our 'professional environments' try to import it.
You can make jokes on television using 'terrone' and still be popular and well-accepted by society, while the same doesn't hold true for the n-word. If a white politician in the U.S. uses the n-word even once, that's already enough to completely end his political career.
Jaxon Wright
Not politics dumb nigger
Jose Lopez
>I'm from Romagna. >still south of Milan You are okay then amici :)
Ayden Garcia
Cuomo is a left wing faggot, but wow OP is so ignorant. Calling a randon Italian "Tony" is like calling a random Jew "Chaim."
Op should vote for Salvini, and OP also needs to stfu.
Alexander Rogers
Someone post Sicilians to btfo this Shitalian swiftly. On mobile so I can't reality heck him myself.
Jacob Price
I know, that's why we are socially superior to the Americans. I use the N-word often and nobody gets bad about it. We have a white singer with the N-word in his artist name. We have a popular folklore song that flaunts the N-word
We just don't give a fuck about it
It is. International identity politics, Tyrone
Robert Stewart
>tmw I did vote for Salvini
My post is spread on more than the Cuomo topic. Americans in general shouldn't be larping as something. The fact that you keep track of your descendants is nice, but that doesn't make you Europeans
Cooper Perry
Chileans are the same.
If you have an anglo name like John Smith chileans look at you like nobility.
If they have an italian or german lastname from their great great grandfather they still feel european
Charles Miller
what if my mom is born in Austria, not an American citizen and marries my dad who is an american?
Matthew Gray
Is Montedoro more appropriate?
Yeah, US-influenced political thinkers have been trying to import political correctness to Brazil (and to Italy too), but they will fail. It's not in Latin culture. We aren't afraid of words and blasphemy.
Isn't it funny? Feminists and other left-wing activists pretend to be revolutionary and original, but in their mindsets they are just like the first puritans who colonized the U.S.: very anti-sex (they always fight pornography, prostitution and sexual 'objectification'), very afraid of blasphemy, completely dominated by heard mentality and the perennial fear of trespassing the official rules and being seen as the enemy.
If you read the novel The Scarlet Letter, by Nathaniel Hawthorne, which tells the story of a woman who became a social pariah in old Puritan American, you will clearly see the parallels with today's social media witch-hunts.
Easton Morales
You have to understand that Americans' ancestors came from all over, so for you you've never been in a room full of white people all with different ancestry. It is interesting to us because our culture is so watered down and based around consumerism. It's just an interesting thing to talk about/look into. It also comes up when people see your name in a professional setting, since sometimes you'll meet a guy with a very greek name, or they will comment on my name which has a very specific ethnicity it would belong to. Euros just don't get it because talking about how all your grandparents are basically from a 50 mile radius where you live is boring, nobody cares. But it is interesting to hear someone's family history, especially when it isn't nearly the same as yours. Pic related, where I live most white Americans are of Irish or Italian descent.
>The fact that you keep track of your descendants is nice, but that doesn't make you Europeans This guy gets it. I like to get emotional and talk out loud while performing hand gestures when I'm frustrated, but I'm still a spic and I belong to continental America.
Jacob Martinez
If you're born and raised in America, you're American. However you're half Austrian if your mom is a full-blooded Austrian
That always pissed me off.
Many Italians want to "Americanize" themselves to the point of adapting their political correctness. Luckily, the trend of copying America died out a few years ago
To add to that, you'd think being on this board you would like Americans to feel some level of kinship with Euros. There will come a time when you'll have to flee, those niggers wont be stuck in Sicily forever
John Morris
I wouldn't necessarily say it's boring, but for Europeans, your culture is tied to your soil, not much by your ethnicity, or your name.
By the way you describe it, I could see a lot of "we wuz ___" in these types of conversations, but I'm just imagining it...
You're not wrong, I think alot of Americans larp like you said in the OP. But most don't. Americans descended from Italians are probably the worst offenders by far
Owen Bennett
Nah, there's a lot of pure Italians with a lot of Greek admixture in the South.
Ryan Myers
Political correctness will never prosper in non-Protestant countries. You don't remove thousands of years of culture just by screaming around naked in some random college campus. Stalin killed millions of people in order to destroy Christianity in Russia, and here they are 100 years later, still strong, still religious.
We have been saying 'fili de le pute' for more than 1,000 years and we won't stop just because some feminist writer has called it 'sexist', lol.
A manlet CNN anchor did just that user, threatened to throw a guy down the stairs too for it kek. His name is fake news Fredo if you want to look him up
Julian Allen
>T. Muhamed.
Ian Price
I hope they go in France, where they want them.
I have never been in Sicily (Even though I've been in Egypt, Spain and England), but I don't expect it to be filled with niggers Whenever I happened to see a Sicilian, he always looked somewhat different, but I'd still consider him an Italian.
as in derogatory AGAINST italians coming from other ethnicities in America? Ghinny is probably the worst one. Dago and Wop are bad also. Guido is a step down from the other three, but still offensive.
James Garcia
lmao
Ryan Murphy
>This guy for example managed to somehow take offense from the name "Fredo". You obviously havent seen the movie "The Godfather" if you don't understand why it is an insult to call someone "Fredo"
Brandon Scott
Maybe for some Southern Italians.
James Butler
You're Sicilian, Greek and African,just like your DNA says. Those are all semitic sand people. How delusional can you possibly be.
S W A R T H
Connor Murphy
>Whenever I happened to see a Sicilian, he always looked somewhat different, but I'd still consider him an Italian. I'm not talking about the Sicilians, I'm talking about the actual Africans. I always hear from old Italian men (born and raised in Italy, moved to US as an adult) that their family are freaking out
Joseph Jones
Oh my God I know a guy in college who's half Italian and half Cajun (French) and he claims to have Mafia ties too. I never asked for details so I don't know for sure if he told the truth.
But he does seem wealthy so who knows.
Levi Barnes
Carcamano in Brazil, but Italians have dominated our economy/politics/culture so thoroughly that 99% of Brazilians don't even know what that means anymore and you'll only find it in dictionaries.
You have to be fully Italian to be in the mafia though, right?
Dylan Bailey
They still air those softcore porno movies from the 80s in the night lmao
Sicilians piss me off because they were only brought into Italy because they were so poor the northern Italians had to welfare them, and then they still won’t call themselves Italians. No. They call themselves Sicilians, like they are special motherfuckers with their evil eye and rapey ways.
Jayden Morris
I'm Italian and can honestly say that Fredo doesn't offend me at all. Like at all at all.
I have pale white skin and blue eyes, really don't give two shits if the test says i have
Jacob Bailey
My grandparents immigrated nearly 100 years ago, my father's generation grew up entirely in the US, and everyone in my generation is 35% Italian ancestry at most, my cousins are always referring to themselves as "Italian", not "American" or "half-Italian, half English", etc. Their appreciation for all things Italian goes as far as referring to other "Italian-Americans" as "paisans", playing the Godfather soundtrack at gatherings, and, when the go full LARP, maybe bust out one of the 5 or so Italian words they know- usually something like saying "bene, bene, molto bene" with an exaggerated hand gestures and accent. No real interest in the history, language, culture and the few times any of them have traveled there were to the typical tourist sites frequented by Chinese tourists with no ancestral link to the place. No, they're "real Italians" and would prefer to spend their time obsessing over college (American) football, eating chicken wings in their fugly golf shirts, as real Italians are wont to do.
Aaron Jones
Well not himself, he told me he had uncles and family members in the mafia but he's not involve in it himself.
Juan Murphy
AND ANOTHER THING!... "Italian" isn't even that meaningful of a word when describing one's ancestry as what is now Italy was never unified into a single country into relatively recently. After the fall of the western Roman empire, the peninsula had been divided into a bunch of shifting kingdoms constantly at war with each other. Even today the northern provinces of Italy (who have more in common with Swiss and Germans than the "terrone" (translates to "dirt people" and is what they refer to southerners as)) proposals to secede from the south have overwhelming popular support. There's a concept called campanilisimo in Italy which is that dedication to one's town/region is stronger than the abstract sense of belonging to a unified Italy. Our Italian ancestors came from the relatively poor and backward and chronically corrupt part of the south, I doubt more than 2 members of my Italian family could name the towns. Nope to them everything that ever came from anywhere on the Italian peninsula is their heritage.
Andrew Murphy
>Why do Americans do this? The vast majority of us don't, it's just media elite faggots and lefty cunts who do this shit.
t. 1/4 pasta-nigger, wouldn't care less if someone called me "fredo"
Jackson Garcia
I identify as a mcdonalds happy meal
Jaxson Morgan
No, that’s not true. My family came here in 1860’s and they still are in contact with the entire town that is our remote relatives.
Eli Powell
Fuck off my dad was n generation Finnish and killed himself when I was 12 like a real Finn would. My fooking mother was born in ansbach Germany and immigrated. I was born on March 17th.
Don't tell me about an identity crisis you fucking roman mutt-nigger
William Diaz
>everyone looks normal Well, of course those moroccans look normal to you when you look like a moroccan yourself. Trovati un lavoro, terrone. Uno che non sia in nero, parassita del cazzo.
Mason Allen
It's funny, I never heard or read any of those anywhere
I only know about "Guido" but that's mostly because I played Max Payne 3 and the protagonist kills the son of a Mafia boss who is the center stereotype of an Italian kid
Michael Perez
If you want to watch the (not so soft) Brazilian equivalent, search for 'pornochanchada' on Xvideos.
Eli Wilson
C O P E
The DNA doesnt lie, you Sicilian Arab Nigger.
Luke Wood
My name IS Fredo and I kinda feel mixed feelings about it.
What am I the guy from the Godfather now always? Damn.
i'm with you my friend. i'm 1/4 sicilian w/sicilian last name (also eligible for Italian citizenship) and I despise burgers like you mentioned in your original post.
Caleb Ward
Why the fuck don't Salvini don't compulsory purchase some MSC boats, big ones, for 4000 peoples, renamed them "Bateau du coeur", station them near the libyan coast, charge them full of niggers and sail straight to Marseille ?
Il "Terrone" is a hard biscuit... It translates to "Big ground" of "large ground" " It's a snack
That's surprising... What town?
Se, come no. Com' è che tutti i negri e gli arabi si trovano sempre nei paesi del Nord allora?
E poi io sono del centro, coglione.
Thomas Walker
Sicilians cluster with Jews because Jews have a lot of European ancestry, and most of their ancestry is Italian. Jews are MED BVLLS ruling over nordcucks. You're still our slaves.
You sound like an NPC globalist. >"Italian" isn't even that meaningful of a word when describing one's ancestry as what is now Italy was never unified into a single country into relatively recently. Italian didn't start emigrating from the peninsula until after the Risorgimento decimated the south. So if you're family is one of the 99% who left after 1865, then you're ancestors were Italian. >After the fall of the western Roman empire, the peninsula had been divided into a bunch of shifting kingdoms constantly at war with each other. As with literally all of Europe until like the Enlightenment, dipshit. This is a non-sequitor if you're trying to rundown Italian-Americans. >Even today the northern provinces of Italy (who have more in common with Swiss and Germans than the "terrone" (translates to "dirt people" and is what they refer to southerners as)) No they don't, you retard. Only the mini regions of South Tyrol and Aosta Valley have less in common than the South. And you sound like a Redditor breaking going so in depth about something both obvious and that you're wrong about. E.g. your use of the word terrone (spelt wrong, since the plural is terroni) and explaining it like as if everybody on Jow Forumsdoesn't no what terrone is. >proposals to secede from the south have overwhelming popular support. fucking no they haven't. Northern League's best electoral performance was in the Veneto region when they hit 29% in 1996. Other than that they were fringe until they realized how stupid it was and dropped Padania separatism.
I'm not even gonna get into the other smug, wrong bullshit in the next parts of your post. Just go back, fag.
A little mountain town near Genoa. Spooky little place. I would doc myself if I told you the name because literally everyone in the town is related to me.
Jacob Gutierrez
When talking to Americans who know nothing but pop culture, yes you will always be SMART and Fredo.
Grayson Baker
Kek This might be my favorite version of the meme
You should have used a lighter color for the text though
Italians in Latin America and the Anglostates should HEIM INS REICH
Double italy's population overnight, then overwhelm the krauts
Jordan Moore
We don't want them. Boomer keep voting for Macron because the fucker proved he don't give a fuck and will open fire on the yellow vest pleb. We have the second most important jewish population in the world. France is kikeland, we are under ZOG. We can't do shit. Send us all your niggers, hope they split some old fuck craniums wide open to stole some purses.
