Jeffrey Epstein was buried at sea today. We were told, "officially," that the body was prepared in accordance to the jewish religion: wrapped in a white garb, buried on his right side, and oriented northeast to face Mecca. Off-record, we were told that they verified his DNA and they tossed him over the side.
BREAKING NEWS! HAPPENING!!
Leo Cox
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Wyatt Murphy
ok
Gavin Hughes
Top kek
Evan Nelson
why the fuck would a Jewish burial face Mecca
Brandon Harris
lul
Levi Hernandez
I'm gonna miss him bros
Anthony Morris
You faggots have literally reduced that flag to meme flag status.
At least the aussie shitposting is entertaining
Lucas Rivera
He's making a joke about Osama Bin Laden's mysterious death, you silly goober.
Luis Cooper
Mossad verified the OP's claims.
Ethan Barnes
Just like how Tim Osman vanished
Zachary Jones
someone please do an "Epstein sent me a letter from jail" LARP thread
Jordan Howard
Damn it leaf..you stole my joke from the other day!
Nathan Kelly
Osama bin rapist
Justin Rodriguez
this just in, entire shift from correctional facility dead in a tragic freak golf cart pileup
John Hall
We can all be sure that Epstein is alive because no one has been arrested for his murder.
Wyatt Edwards
epstien's hyoid just flew over my house
Connor Taylor
They've been slacking off too though. I don't think I've seen a classic Aussie post here in about two years; most of the time it's just half-assed "ironic" voicing of liberal talking points now. I've been wondering what was up with that.
Hunter Wood
will this help?
Austin Morris
Oh come on, where's the soul in that?
Adrian Stewart
He's a Deepwater Jew now.
Julian Thompson
Finally a good aussie shit post
Camden Williams
Cooper Rivera
Are you clinically retarded
Josiah Anderson
Netherland posters always make me laugh
Joseph Phillips
He had a goy soul.
Henry Foster
boom
got em
Ethan Baker
Same bullshit story they said about Osama Bin Laden. HOLY SHIT IS THIS REAL?
Nicholas Fisher
Very nice.
Now stop fucking sliding the board, asshole!
Adrian Cook
What if Epstein and Clinton pulled off 911? Woudn't surprise me at this point. Hillbillies and Jews fuck over all the "judao"-Christian masses. Perfect sense. What else would any sociopath do?
Samuel Morgan
He might have been a jew but he had good goy heart.
Josiah Green
yes, the body was ejected from the aircraft carrier by one of the jet catapults
Benjamin Adams
>In accordance to Talmudic tradition, the penis head was cut off and all the surrounding rabbis took turns sucking the blood out until he was completely mummified.