New Jow Forums Humor Thread

Last one's about to die

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NO
DONT SAY IT
SIGMUND

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>about to die
>230
WORSHIP Jews

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((( )))

>WORSHIP Jews

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>>WORSHIP Jews

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What's a "tio"? We don't have Mexican as a 2nd language here.

This is a humor thread, piss off

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I think it's uncle

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Sad sign that you can speak spanish through living in America, unless of course you actually made an attempt to learn it.

NOOO, DON'T DEPORT TIOS!!!
THINK OF THE TACOS!!!

At least we don't speak arabic

Most of my stuff is from /gif but i'll see what I can find thats postable here.

Whats a "Tio" ?

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>Don't know any foreign language
>Haha what a stupid American. Le mutt education
>Speak Spanish
>Lol, America is the new Mexico. Le mutt society
Im reporting this hate crime to your local authorities

Polish* They outnumber shitskins here.
I prefer Polish people too. Didn't mean any ill will by what I said, I have a ton of respect for burgerland thats why I don't want to see it turn into a shithole.

Almost as if everyone here is a different person and I've never said that people who can only speak 1 language are stupid.

Ala agbers bashir

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>I have a ton of respect for burgerland thats why I don't want to see it turn into a shithole.
Thanks dad

Tio is Spanish for Uncle. You'd think the Brits would know more Spanish seeing as they all vacation there.

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No idea what that says but you clearly do :3

Hey Spain is fucking great. I was refering to Mexicans.

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T-they both speak Spanish...

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Not a meme, but a funny image nonetheless

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Thats my point numtee. Americans dont tend to learn Spanish from Spanish people do they? They tend to learn it from Mexican people.

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Most Americans (white) don't learn Spanish. Only spics speak it. The rest only know a few words they learned in highschool.

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>Words they learned in highschool
Yeah thats a problem. You have to be pretty immersed in a culture (like sorrounded by it) to pick up its language. So either America is over-run or its taught as a subject which is just as bad as its a sign of planned forced intergration.

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In American high schools, at least public ones, you have to take at least two years of a foreign language. Most people pick either Spanish or French because those are the only two that are consistently offered in basically every high school. No one is picking up Spanish by immersion lmfao.

lol

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Ahha I see, we have that here too, I did French and remember none of it. Waste of time imo, kids wont learn another language if they have no interest in it.

Spanish was never an option for me though, only French.

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At the schools I went to we picked up some Russian because a bunch of them fled to California, Ukrainians fucking hate blacks and gays lmao

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That's pretty fucking cool, did they teach you how to hack elections too?

Can somebody shop a merchant head onto this please?

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Its sad that women are such plebs that it took a man to inspire such a cute anime girl.

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Stayyven your hayer was thayer

Goddamn user this is a cursed Stayven.

Wonderful isn't she? It's sad that she doesn't exsist in this world.

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>It's cold in this cell, will you go subscribe to pewdiepie like I did so we can share a cell, user?

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and uncle would be Tito would it not?

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nvm

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Are there any legit books about how and why people lied about execution and torture methods? Preferably ones that do not deny the holocaust happened.

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Used to have a few like that actually. They turned normie because its easy. Feels bad.

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You knew girls that wanted to shoot up a mosque?

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come here to review this pizzeria anons

No. Just strong physically, mentally and redpilled.

Lmfao

change the guys and it's perfect

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Hey it's the farmer from last thread. I went out to check all the kids for the night and Fungis is eating and limped up to the fence to get his own handful of grain. I don't know if he's looking up or not but I figured I'd give you guys that update that he's moving a bit and eating more than he has been.
Also, no I only hand feed him. He's the closest thing I've ever had to a dog and I spoil him to death.

Pic unrelated: it's him when he would just look around the room as a baby.

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I'll update you guys in humor threads in the future. I don't agree with you guys on everything, but I really enjoy these threads and the good chuckles I get from them.

I hope you guys all sleep well, and remember that the world isn't as dark as you guys sometimes make it out to be. There's a lot of good left here.

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I learned American Sign Language. Easiest thing on the planet, considering it's English with your hands. Me and my buddies would call each other gay retards in our Strong Body class. Good times

I was thinking about taking it, but it doesn't seem very useful.

Best wishes, goatbro. Take care of him.

didnt get a chance to say anything in the last thread but hope things turn out good.
Is he on medicine?

also how the fuck does a goat make a noise that sounds like fungis

Well, it's actually pretty good for times when you'd rather not talk. During tests my friend would hold his hand down and sign the number and answer if he knew it. I lived in a small town so when I'd see someone across the road or something I could have a conversation from across the street with them until it was safe to cross. Kinda gay, in retrospect but it was nice enough. Not useful at all if you plan on going to other countries though. Aussieland or England have a completely different language

Just check out the greatest film ever made.

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Wholesome

Goats have really distinct voices depending on a myriad of things. He used to make these weird almost gurgling sounds when he was young that sounded something like "gis". I just slapped the fun on there because I felt like it and it make him sound like a derpy little bastard.

Just dont do it in a large city because idiots will think youre flashing gang signs and shoot you.

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Make sure he’s okay user. Take good care of him, he deserves it. Get well Fungis

Starting from the left is literally me

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I love it

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GET ON OUR FUCKING LEVEL YOU MONKEYS

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Definitely

Jesus Christ, if you want a fucking Lego set just fucking buy it. What is wrong with people like this.

>humor
that's just depressing user

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>Giving a shit about what the female equivalent of a Cha thinks about men.
Yikes.

(((white guy))) talking in third frame needs a huge nose

Here's our girl from yesterday

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>What's a "tio"? We don't have Mexican as a 2nd language here.
>he didn't watch Breaking Bad

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>Watching TV