Welcome to the future user, you're booked for basedpod 142, its two halls down and to the right

I can smell them through the screen

Probably because you will get fined if you are found living in a van.

i choose death

imagine the smell

this seems unfathomable to me.
living in a room with random people, and more importantly whoever those random people invite home (drug dealers, homosexual partner, criminals, etc).

if i lived in one of these places, i would likely end up stabbing someone to death in a haze after being jostled awake at 3am by my bunk mates having gay sex on the first night.

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Dam. I remember my science teacher telling me bugs have extra high protein and are very healthy. Now kikes want to feed them to us. No doubt they will poz the food like they always do. Feed the crickets chemicals and shit to make them grow really fast and then put more chemicals to preserve the meat. Eat your bugs goyim! It’s healthy!

This Stalag 17 remake looks like shit.

Just make sure you don't let any light out the windows and park at walmarts if you can.
I've seen people camp in industrial areas in my city for weeks though. At night I doubt any police even drive through the areas.

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> Please report to Your local Happy Center for Inquiries.
> Your supervisor is Mr. Sumit Ranjeet

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I hate long hair on a man. What is your problem? It's messy and in the way.

when i stayed in a hostel I at least had a sheet for privacy so i could get some me time

Slide

Why don't they build at least Japanese-style capsule hotels instead.

you have been reassigned to city 17 citizen now pick up that can.

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>Mr. Sumit Ranjeet maintains a social credit score above 88 while shitting on the floor.
How?

They at least let you have an apartment in city 17.

Since Sumit Ranjeet works in tech, he is able to thwart the system he helped program.

why is it so ugly?

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> Your supervisor is Mr. Sumit Ranjeet

>They at least let you have an apartment in city 17.
You sound like one of those uppity citadel dwellers

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Walmart parking lot

>Please report to Your local Happy Center for Inquiries
Whom should I call for an appointment? My local apparatchik No. 23666 seems to not be responding

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There is literally no reason to ever use these cuckpods in japan when sex hotels are cheap as fuck and have everything you need if you look up good ones.

Sex hotels?

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>in japan when sex hotels are cheap as fuck
It's like 100-200$ US an hour, that is not exactly a cheap place to live.
t. totally never bought an asian slut.

Someone turn this to a game please

Now you can complain about people getting turned to stalkers on the citadel, but the combine never convinced the civvies to do it by themselves like IRL

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it's from the movie Elysium (2013)

no im saying how much easier would it be to build homeless pods than that shitty thing in OP. you could fit thousands of them in a warehouse, all they would need is
>the pods x 1500
>200 porta poties
>200 bins
>the warehouse space

for maybe 50k a month you could house and feed them, in return you get them to collect rubbish for 5 hours a day and shuttle them around the city to spots that are filthy, they wash graffiti, maybe do some odd jobs.

I mean doctor Breen never justified these practices
I can't wait to shitpost interdimensionally after a real alien invasion, just imagine the board after an actual takeover, we're gonna make abyssal flags look like a fucking joke

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Cum, sweat, and liquor farts.

Holy fuck I could never do that shit.

>that pic
What in that actual fuck am I looking at?

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That's a phalloplasty, that's how tranny dicks are made

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>doctor Breen never justified these practices
You have never experienced a resonance cascade have you?

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so goyboxes are the future of gentile housing?

Just how hard would it be to convert this into a full blown cult commune

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Always a fat chick in denim trying to run shit

>that's how tranny dicks are made
Right then. You could have told me pretty much anything else, and it would have made me hate those people less.

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does that shit ever get better or does it stay like that forever? goddamn.

I'm in CO and when I was looking for a place I saw shit like this too. Charging like $900 for a "shared living space" like that

Well of course you could always just fruit it up and look like a tranny alien with cosmetic surgery instead

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24/7 surveillance, incentives to report thought offenders and a social credit system.

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>how hard would it be to convert this into a full blown cult commune
Just a Bernie or AOC visit most likely.

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Enjoy your bed bugs, fleas, cockroaches and epidemic diseases.

...That will be $1,000 (equivalent) per month.

the fuck is wrong with it's feet?

Meanwhile, insect populations are going down all over the place.

kek

You tell me

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I take it you like what you're seeing?

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F to m trannies make dicks out of flesh from their arms and legs and have it sewn to their vagina with a rubber urinary catheter in the center for pissing. Not even joking.

>does that shit ever get better or does it stay like that forever? goddamn
The irony here is that m2f posties all have tremendous difficulty with stopping their new gapping wounds from healing. Because you know, the body assumes you've simply gone full darwin and gashed the fuck out of your self. Not that you're intentionally attempting to reassign your biological gender via a Franken{{stein}}esque "medical procedure".

top kek

90 point bonus for being an oppressed minority.

>F to m trannies make dicks out of flesh from their arms and legs and have it sewn to their vagina with a rubber urinary catheter in the center for pissing.
You can't make this shit up.

No need to hide it, Magnus Hirschfeld, the inventor of the procedure was jewish. It's in wikipedia even

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OK. I don't even want to know what those 'people' are doing. My dog would attack those things on sight.

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Mostly they end up with stuff that looks like a pringles can made out of flesh

imagine the smell

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Yup, pretty much a hairy pringles can between their legs.

Hey that's anti-semitic

>imagine the smell
I'd rather not

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The arm kinda gets better but the mind is damaged for life

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You are asking the impossible

actually fascinating

Rooms are individual and have a window for a very good reason. I don't think people can keep their sanity and health for very long living like this.

I wanted to use them because they have been a meme for decades and it would be a cheap way to not have to get back to the hotel
but they didnt have coed pods meaning I would have to leave my woman, and she didnt want that

Podschwitz.

based poorfag

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Shitty, but better than being homeless.

Is it illegal to live in a van, why would that be illegal?

this looks comfy as fuck!!!

stop being virgin autists.

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go live in a commune, have to share toilets air and women, then STDs and fungus, then mind rotting ideology by a bunch of losers that never grew out of highschool and want to live at school camp for the rest of their 20s while people are setting up their futures and family lmao

holy shit, kek. this.

>this looks comfy as fuck!!!
Pic related is where I live, even if I get called an autist I think I'll stay out here with my puppers.

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I laughed way too hard at this.

just seeing that fat whale on the stairs and that old boomerzoomer with his bare feet makes me mad

i would kill all of them and burn that place to the ground in less than 2 days

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I'd love to cut a dump right in the middle of the floor during the night and watch everyone figure out who did it.

This. I feel like a a single dumbass tree is worth a thousand yuppie fucks

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Audible kek

>I feel like a a single dumbass tree is worth a thousand yuppie fucks
I have thousands, and each one (maples and the oaks anyway) are probably way more valuable than some faggot throwing bottles and shit around in the city.

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Why would gay sex wake you up but not straight?
What about solo sex?

>no one has posted the edit yet

WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE AUSCHWITZ EDIT?

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I literrally lived like this, but i was exploiting the 'youth hostels' where they let adults stay.
The market works I guess.
I bet this woman doesn't fucking live in these things though.
youtube.com/watch?v=H_ILu-R-Nz8

This is a modern day, 1960's commune.

Where's Charlie?

Surfing

CHARLIE DON"T SURF

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I'd take a top bunk. Better for masturbating.