Imagine a world where there are two kinds of coffee beans that grow naturally. They are the orange beans and the teal beans. Over time, people have done extensive studies and have discovered that the “best” coffee is made when you mix these beans and when all of them are Grade A beans. Further, a certain set of coffee aficionados will spend big money on the “best” coffee, so there are huge incentives to produce this “best” coffee.
Here are the facts about the coffee beans that are important: ● 90% of the coffee beans growing in the wild are orange ● 10% of the coffee beans growing in the wild are teal ● 50% of coffee beans (both orange and teal, of all grades) are growing along roads where they are easily accessible. 50% of coffee beans (both orange and teal, of all grades) are more difficult to find and effort must be spent looking for them. ● 1% of orange beans are Grade A and 1% of teal beans are Grade A ● The market for the “best” coffee could easily expand to use all the Grade A teal beans. ● A quick, cheap evaluation process can be used to identify Grade A beans. It incorrectly identifies 20% of Grade A beans as a lower Grade and they end up being used for less premium coffees. ● A slower, more expensive process can also be used to identify Grade A beans. It incorrectly identifies only 2% of Grade A beans as a lower Grade.
Given the above facts, what would you do to make the most “best” coffee?
1. You would pick as many easily accessible orange beans as you could, and you would use the quick, cheap evaluation process for them.
2. You would spend more time looking for the teal beans, and you would spend more time evaluating them (using the expensive process) to make sure you didn’t throw any away.
for reference, this is why Google hires niggers and women, because they are retarted and need the slower, more expensive process, to find out if they are "Grade A" niggers and women.
little do they know though...
Josiah Butler
Depends on market behaviour ayy lmao
John Sanders
keep the orange and teal beans separated. the teal beans commit 50% of the bean crime.
How about forgetting the coffee and hunting down the dirty subhumans scamming people out of their lives for money so they can buy stupid coffee beans to receive caffeine in their body in a way that tastes more palatable. Fucking shit animals. Caffeine is like meth, fuck that shit. Go chemical free and be strong as a natural human allowing your chemical balance to be swayed only by the food you eat and the workouts you do
Google is afraid of possible legal ramifications on their hiring process, that they are going far beyond affirmitive action and purposely ignoring Grade A Orange Beans (straight white males, and to a much lesser extent straight white females) in favor of "Grade A" Teal Beans (all non-whites, male/female, especially DFTQ [Dyke Faggot Tranny Queer])
