Greenland is ours

It's nothing
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We tried to buy Greenland off Denmark after WWII for a large sum, but they denied us
There's no reason for them to sell it to us and I doubt they have changed their minds

time to wall off canada

>it isn't already.
You know it, I know it.
Everyone knows it, so it doesn't need to be said.

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The world will thank us for our Leaf containment zone

Madagascar Plan 2.0.

i dont understand why though, i know we have a base there
natural gas? oil?
strategic?

YES

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who wants to be roomates?

t. zoomer

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He probably wants access to the Nordic shipping lanes that are opening up that Russia has a huge lead on

Even a Greenland partnership would be better than nothing

what's that eskimo pussy like anyway?

Greenland is *packed* with oil and rare earth minerals that Denmark has neither the money or manpower to extract and practically speaking will never be able to afford either the infrastructure or tech to do so.

The US could extract those minerals today, but Denmark wants to wait until the mining becomes cheaper and more technologically easy so they can sell mining rights to a non-US corporation at much more favorable rates.

I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is really cold.

I will bet it is loaded with easily mineable valuable ores that have been uncovered by ice melt.

Umm Good

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You're next, most of canada except Quebec

Thanks nance

No. Fuck off mutts. You already ruined North America.

You can't even fight the Muslims fucking your women, what are you talking about?

gib great white north

I bet you thought the Artic was yours.

If the US buys Greenland I'll move to Denmark

How many niggers can we squeeze in up there?

>There's no reason for them to sell it to us and I doubt they have changed their minds
Then fuck em, we take it.

Mighty cold

thats what i figured

I don't know what your saying. I don't speak french

free land and kfc for niggers if they can swim there

Why ask. Just take it. Who is going to stop us.

canada is next

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stupid burgers thinking it's all about an ethnostate.

Drumpf is actually quite smart. Buy Greenland, get access to all those resource in it and the arctic circle when the polar caps melt

no its ours

Were going to be surrounded!

It would also give us a bunch of miles of coastline on the Arctic Ocean which will become a valuable trade route once the ice caps melt.

That's the ultimate white flight refuge. Absolutely nigger proof. Get yourselves prepared for the civil war there.

We've finally done it, we've surrounded Canada. A perfect position from which to launch our low-level night time bombers on a mission to locate Canadian cities and destroy their inhabitants.

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-buy Greenland
-Canada is now surrounded
-annex Canucks and fuckin Queebs
-Mexico next

It yours now.... but Trump is willing to give you $500 bucks for it, so it may be changing hands soon.

don't do it burgerbro. will gib slutty fat canadian girlfriend to appease you

i sure if we ask yang we can get atleast 1000 buckso

Can’t wait until Trump goes out and says he fixed the white nationalist/white supremacist problem by buying them their own country.
Kikes would lose their shit.

>$22 trillion in debt
>wants buy more land

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What?!? RREEEE

This would be as big a coup as buying Alaska was.

Alaska 2

greenland people are really weird

kek

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What have you done with the place?

Time to war of attrition the eternal leaf

people in yurope hate trump, media here is 24/7 blasting him
they will just say no out of spite and to own le orange man and get cheered

Honestly the way that map looks makes me agree with the Danes. Greenland could be independent, as another Nordic country or a place for Canada to stash their natives, but it shouldn't be part of the US because it looks shitty with AK, HI and GL just hanging on the edges like that.

Day of the Rake

Faggot were gonna get canada next

We can turn it into trump casino land :^) Danes will be expelled , and winners will be tired of winning.

how fat and how slutty. I'm listening.

>non-US

*Chinese

Because Europeans are determined to be the biggest cunts ever

All of them, as they would die in minutes...

That’s Jew debt. We can erase that over night with the flick of a pen

The norse were in Greenland even before the eskimos, so it's basicaly a hyperborean homeland. We don't want you to mutt up the place with your 52%, and of those 52% most are fucking irish and italian. Yuck!

Now you understand why Trump denies global warming? He wants to accelerate the glaciers melting that would turn Greenland into a paradise
4D chess is not a meme

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FUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFF

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Don't forget the biological weapons to easy the colonization.

>over 20 TRILLION shekels in debt
>wants to buy anything

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you don't even need to buy her dinner. but be warned her vag might try to digest your dick

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monroe_Doctrine

Stay away from Greenland, USA. It's a Danish and European territory.

Our colony is Franz Joseph Land, it's next to the North Pole.

It's full of leafs, though.

Penal mining colony for Jews and undesirables that didn't make the kill-lists. We'll cut them off from the rest of the world and have them tithe ore and oil in exchange for food and water.

We'll equip our fleet with nukes and destroy you.

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Would you let us buy if we gave you back Norway and Iceland?

kek

We tried to in 1946 but Denmark wasn't selling.

No, we don’t want Mexico. In fact, give Cali to Mexico and wall all of that shit off. We have access to the Pacific via Oregon.

This is what van Riper feared.

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>fundamentals matter to clown world

Sorry, won’t have a choice in the matter.

The Chinese are going to try and put a commercial port in Greenland which will really be a Naval coaling station in disguise.

We won’t allow it to happen. Not because we have a problem with Denmark, but because we can’t let the PLAN anywhere near the East Coast.

There’s a reason we never repatriated Guantanamo to the Cubans. Had we done so, the Chinese would have dropped several billion dollars in Fidel’s bank account and put a squadron of Chinese attack submarines and support vessels there.

Join us and your journey will be complete.

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with what fucking money

not going to happen, locals are going to reject any such offer as they would fear you would fill it with rapefugees and other kind of filth

obviously the aim here is clear, it's not only resources, but they want military presence there as in bases

Beside Greenland is rightfully norwegian clay

>if we gave you back Norway and Iceland?
Okay, deal.

And We'll give you Sweden as well.

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>sinking migrant vessels
Danebro! yes!

>buy Greenland
>send all the niggers and spics there
>give it back to Denmark for free

If only

Cute.

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you
aint
getting
shit
NIGGER

tjuv, gib it back

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no

They have upwards of 25 trillion on the black books for projects.
>fed reserve could also just print more money to put into circulation over in Greenland.

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