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JUST TAKE A PHOTO, FFS!
Hah can you imagine the smell.
PRAISE KEK!!! Take Pride! Capture the Rainbow!
bro spectrum news is legit
Holy shit based
Post the right one.
Mom he posted it again!
Are you defending a twatter named "Transgender Defender"?
We Take Pride back! And Capture The Rainbow!
If we can make a hand gesture a Hate Symbol, we can make anything a Hate Symbol.
Listen here, you little fuck....
Why is the pope wearing a yamuka? Is he jewish? I thought you had to be christian to be the pope...
The absolute state of christcucks....
inb4 paganism is larping
It literally is not. I hold my beliefs because of my deep personal experiences with the gods. On the other hand christians literally pretend that wine and crackers is a cannibalistic ritual... the ultimate larp.
check’d and kek’d
Hahaha her roastie meat flaps.
I would never stick it in that.
Did greta send that.
Gross, a christian. Get this sandnigger shit outta my face.
poo&pee Pajet ... poo&pee
No but I'm sure you can.
I choose to believe that this is genuine.
He recently said souverainism and nationalism were unchristian, and -ism word tented to be war mongering words. That's clown world for you, considering he's king of his little but aborantly wealthy kingdom on a hill surrounded by twelve meter tall wall and has Swiss guard armed with assault rifles to protect his borders. That shit would be hilarious if it wasn't for the billion people bowing to this cretin..
canada is fucking gay and so are the people that live there.
every one of them
for the first time,lost
These are so fake and gay. "lol let's list every wacky thing you did, it's gotta be real because it has a scribbly signature and letterhead."
This movie was fuckin great.
That fucking signature
Don't worry senpai
what painting is this?
Fuck you CIAnigger
I have not laughed this much in awhile god bless you user
Story on webm pls
Imagine being such a retard
imagine being the guy in the background with a sign that says "Shawn is a fag" and having to pretend that wasn't you so that SJWs don't hunt you down and ruin your life for something innocuous you said 20 years ago
Philadelphia shooting falseflag, you can see the cops spraying blood on eachother to make it look as if they were wounded (no cops died, too much proof the CIAniggers would have to cover up)
dat PayPal link
Is... Is that Rusty Shackleford?
Nice try but I have my trusty doggo here with me
Why does she know the word “cuck”? Why does she need therapy?
You'd think all the rampant kiddie-fucking would've given it away, it just turns out that most religitards are very, very, slow.
holy fuck saved
wtf is going on there?
Are you by any chance that based bosnian who had good times with that swiss nazi some years ago? Also thanks.
She probably heard the word "cuck" from a boy at school.
She doesn't need therapy. Her parents are psychos
Sadly I'm not that guy but that must be a pretty epic story
First funny thing you've posted other than Facebook tier garbage, and of course it's for ants
Made this a couple days ago, don't know if anyone will care to use it later
Guy fucks roastie regularly
Develops a raging STD
Forever has the reminder of her diseased ass on his arm
shawn is a fag
by sending a publicly available video to someone
grounded for 3 months and took her interwebs
yep, she lost that kid
the girl is going to rebel hard at the first opportunity
this looks like home.
kek, daughter sounds based.
Both are right?
Hey me brother... Stay strong...
Stuff it gramps. Stuff it.
and nobody runs in to help. Fucking faggots
Do not make fun of war. You deal with different guys this time. It is not Germany or Afghanistan. George, your troops will be torn into pieces here. 250'000 of elite Iraqi soldiers are here. They will destroy everything they want, they can cross the whole desert in an hour and blow all your destroyers, journalists, diplomats. George you are a cowboy! Stop now! Forget it! Hide bullets in the warehouses away. And forget your daddy. We had one dumbass, he had revenged for his brother and the whole Glory Russian Empire crashed. And another weirdo who had revenged for his grandfather the USSR collapsed after that. And you will repeat these mistakes. Leave your father alone. He has finished his work already. Think about the future of the States, it is collapsing, young people flee from your country. Nobody wants to live in the States, NO ONE! It is a second-hand goods' store. Dollar, dollar, dollar! This is dirty green paper. Soulless! No composers, you have no writers. The whole World listens to Chaikovsky and Dostoevsky. Festivals, sport! Only in Russia. Russia here and Iraq. People love their president here and you are despised. Despised! Your predecessor — Clinton. He had his pants unzipped right in his office! Its all fucked up when some prostitute in the president's cabinet does a blow-job to mr. President. Is it what the USA is all about? Holy shit shall long. What are you doing out there? Monica! Nothing else metters — president, war, Middle East! Cock suckers all around, handjobbers, faggots! George! Watch any cowboy movie look how many dead bodies, blood. Murders here, murders there. Here… I'm talking to you from HERE! Look at the sky — it's Baghdad! Baghdad is not Berlin, is not Kabul. You will never win there as we know local people, we know this president. He is the only one on Earth who tells you to fuck off. The only one! All others are too afraid in front of you, they stay in the line to bow low before you.
And he is the only one who sits there for 11 years. For 11 years he's been resisting you! And you with your "powerful" shitty economy, your million soldier army, your fleet and missiles can do nothing. You drop bombs daily, you kill children, while the Iraqi soldiers are ready to fight. You are afraid to send your troops there. And you have been afraid for 11 years, your papa had also feared. The apple never falls far from the tree. You will never win there! This will be your fatal fiasco. Napoleon has lost the Waterloo, Hitler has lost the battle for Berlin and you will lose Baghdad. Baghdad is your tomb. You hear me, George — damn cowboy? You need back to Texas, to your ranch. Drive around your empty lands in Jeep and start learning spanish. And New-York will have spoken russian already. We will send another 10 million of Russians to the States and will elect our own President for the US. And you, George, will get a good cell in the Butirka prison. Do you get me? George, you will never be victorious here. All Arabs and Muslims of the world, the whole eastern Europe, Moscow is against you. Moscow doesn't want this war and our President has clearly told you^ do not fire at Baghdad. Let's better blow up Tbilissi together or Baku, or other cities. We will find other targets on the Earth. The Earth is so large — we can sink Australia into the oceans depths if you like. Alright! Wanna see our missiles? Our weapons now… at night our scientists will change gravitation field of the Earth a little bit and your country will be under the water. 24 hours and your whole country will be under the water of the Atlantic and the Pacific oceans. Think about who you are playing with? Think! You forgot what Bonapart's end, Hitler's end was, all others? You will make a historical mistake, your father won't be grateful to you, forget him, your daddy. Your generals tell you not to start war. Still it is not too late! Today is just the 21th of June 1941!
But if tomorrow morning you send your fighters to Baghdad it will be your own tomb, you will die in this war. And no one will bury you as you hit the whole country, the whole humanity. 6 billions people do not want this war to happen SIX! SIX BILLION. You ignorant, do you know how to count? One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six billion. Whole planet is against you. You are the only one who wants war and this slut — Condoleezza Rice. She is a half-black whore who needs a good cock. Send her here, guys of our Taman division will make her satisfied, will make her happy in baraks in one night. She will not want war any more, she will choke in Russian sperm as it will be leaking out of her ears. She is not Monica Lewinsky who has made a single blowjob. There Condoleezza will be so sucked that she will creep to the US embassy in Moscow on her knees. George, STOP! George, better go to casino, Las Vegas and finish all. All quiet in Baghdad.
That’s rich coming from one of you gas station people...
When blacks talk about "muh culture"
I remember these. I cut my teeth on them.
lel what a dumbshit
Help me, I'm looking for a pic. It was a screencap of story an user made about a picture of man dramatically getting fuel for his car. It was something about him being afraid of niggers and a music playing in the background.
ASSHOLE I LOVE MY MAMA
YOU FORCED MY HAND
Drive him out of here, scoundrel, and shoot him there - in the corridor!
If the triangle is wrong, then it is a freak!
Baghdad is your grave, George.
They all have children - abroad. And the children of Stalin and Khrushchev. And Brezhnev’s children went crazy.
A woman should sit at home, cry, darn and cook.
Lenin - take out from Red Square! Red Square - rinse with furatsilinom!
In our country, all political leaders passed away mainly through death.
There is no such theoretical justification for the birth of children. This happens on its own.
Yeltsin did a lot of bad deeds! Then he felt ashamed - and he died.
If the German soldiers were given as much vodka as ours, it is not known who would have won.
They give me everything. Gave a horse, but a bad one. Probably dies.
The Germans sent us Bolsheviks in a sealed carriage. We now need to send a sealed train car with Chechens to Europe.
I’m talking about reality - that society would perish otherwise ... The ideal option, of course, is to have an Orthodox tradition. But all Orthodox traditions have been destroyed - what can we do? Nope them! Where do you see tradition? When a woman dominates society and family. When drunkenness, debauchery, corruption, dirt are everywhere ... How to save a society in such conditions? Not everyone wants a war either. But it arises as a result of contradictions and collisions. Good. Let there be no polygamy - but where will 10 million women take their husbands? If we have more women than men already. Well, what will we do? We will perish - but we will be Orthodox? I'm dying - but will I be Orthodox? Need to live! If you need to remove the religion altogether - but for people to live ... They destroyed our religion - what now to do? We must save the country!
You're half Russian, why are you defending Ukraine ?! Hand over Russian blood! We will give the device, pump out Russian blood!
broke only mean they are done milking the thing, those cunts made a personnal fortune out of it.
Dumb as shit parents
What is this???? Lol
because of my deep personal experiences with the gods
take your meds schizo
so ebil to not let us see whole gif
take tattooing pen
stick it in her cunt
now you carry her STDs in your arm too
I know that one! Some nice /lit/ stuff
did these signs exist before Merkel fucked Europe
fuc you she is depressed
Tfw i know this exact feel
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Tattoos are for cucks.
Checked and fuck you
Is this the nuke that "didn't" go off in Russia recently.
This one always gets me. Watching her stomp up the sidewalk, it wouldn't surprise me to see the glass of water on my desk doing the whole Jurassic Park thing
Here's one from china, I'll find whatever that was...
Not a nuke...
"I come here for the food and the resources," 'Kash Ola' said. "You can eat every day and eat well without spending money. And then you can use your money to buy drugs."
fuck you cunt
This is unironically great acting by the niggers
Behaving as much like monkeys as possible like real life instead of fronting a gangsta type of ego
for a second the white chick on the left looks like Hilary with long hair
yeah reddit loves this kind of shit
They advertise milk prices on gas signs in Poland?
Glad to see some of us are still here brother.
that's pubs in the Uk, but whatever.
Your only deep personal experience with the gods was when you got tag teamed by Jamal and Tyrone in prison
Think that’s called a African
Mins ago and I was gonna say you were like rubbing my hand in my head when you wanna go way to a ride to the lake house today right after work so I wanna come back in here I can get it bruh is it like that you were going outside and I was thinking maybe we can go get some food or maybe some food and stuff or maybe if we can go hang up there for you guys and I can do that it tomorrow night ya
Your gods are dead pal, nice try tho
Goodnight, sweet prince.
That was fucking funny.
fuck you tranny
it's a shit publicity stunt, he could have take a photo from the snatch and put it right next to the arm and they could have brought some niggers bagging that hoe while he tatts that shit on this chucks forearm 2bh
space station 13 meme?
Oldfags remember this furfag
With a car, you can go anywhere you want.
yes we know
"you know I heard a story from a genetic engineer down in England, and I never told the story on air because it's so fantastical.
They have humanoids spliced with fish and stuff.
Weird. Screwed people.
...It's so satanic - splicing little babies with fish IS SATANIC.
If it was a nuke the camera would fail at that distance from the EMP. Likely it was fuel or some conventional warhead that went off.
The increased radiation levels recorded were probably from radioactive material from the propulsion system being pulverized and thrown into the air.
But the explosion itself was not nuclear.
Bruh that's some intense autism
we usually dont write in english, what is more interensting
isnt that against your religion?
Is young jokers here?
Strongfat throwing some hard rights.
Gr8 b8 glow nigger to get IPs glownigger
Disgusting roasted flaps.
how come her kids' hair is so much lighter than the "mother's"? probably because they're not even her real kids, the mutt stole some castizo's children
I never paid attention to that signature before.
I got banned for posting this before.
You thought you were going to fight some pissed nonce?
Well you ain't fightin' any nonce! You're fightin' me! Big Bazza!
As it turns out you're the brainlet. If you didn't know the Vatican has been infiltrated multiple times by a group hell bent on bringing socialist despotism to the world, they hate christ too
i love my mom even though we fight a lot
there was an early era match where owen hart was wrestling some openly gay wrestler at some small show and he got the crowd to chant "FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT" at the guy, witch a bunch of little kids in the crowd chanting and pointing at the guy lmao
Where’s the doggo
the irony of a korean saying that is the ice on the cake
Cash 4 gold is the jewiest shit ever and they can't even take a joke. Tops of keks.
You posted a gif of a jew beating one of your own women and called her a hoe. You're a failure to your people.
You should know better than this.
symbol of love
x go die
Man, I'd raise my daughter's pocket money if she behaved like that
That’s hot as fuck.
It's not even a sexy pussy but a blown out roastie
sure they faked a nigger shooting at cops... it's betadine to spray on the wounds you mong
Take a look at wakanada.
gas station people
holy fuck, btfo
First part of this.
Friendly reminder that it's already common medical practice in some parts of the world to use tilapia skin in burn wound treatment instead of human-grafted skin
daughter will be wifey material in a few years. I for one welcome her to the Right. as for SIL, buy the ticket, take the ride. She knew what she was doing and what it could mean, this is the price she pays for her actions.
The clue is that Jesus never claimed to be religiously Jewish
Lmfao you guys are too much
Sauce on full picture?
the daughter is one of us. Would not be surprised if she called her aunt a roastie
oc for you
Guys a fuckin powerhouse
Pedobear waiting in the back