Pay no attention to Greenland

It's an irrelevant giant chunk of non-productive land buried beneath a giant slow-melting ice cube. Trump knows buying Greenland is ridiculous and will never happen, but he knows the media is cumming in its pants over the opportunity to run a story about how retarded a US acquisition of Greenland would be.

This is to distract you from the fact that:
1. The economy is cascading into a death spiral, we'll all be waiting in breadlines soon and it's Trump's fault
2. Jeffrey Epstein was murdered

Take the LASIKpill and see clearly. Greenland is a distraction.

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amerimutts aren't white enough to brave the cold of greenland

I can’t wait to try a polar bear burger... with orange cheese and bacon

>and it's Trump's fault

Nothing is ever Trump's fault, except when something good happens.

Says the chink

When Greenland melts the prophecy will be fulfilled. You have been warned!

Naw, If they'll sell it, I say buy it.
Might be useful in the future, and it pisses off the Chinks.

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The lizard people that are hibernating below the Greenland ice sheet that will inhabit the Earth once the climate is hot enough to melt their tomb is a real issue.

The US needing any claim on Greenland is not.

Buying Greenland is like buying the lot beside your house so a nigger doesn't move in.

America is 3x blacker than Canada is chinese, if I'm a chink then you're a triplenigger

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