Brit/pol/: comfy urban friday night in a random asian country *Edition

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britain dead

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say NO to KNIVES

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deano is like an english lad who comes from a working class family, he might have an alright job, he might not but either way he saves uo his money and makes sure to go on a holiday 3 times a year to spain with the lads. he'll probs marry a fit bird and have like 2 three kids

thats deano

you've never even seen a new build in your life you LARPer

Fuck Urbanite faggots

deanoposting is mostly jealously

>comfy
>insect hive
pick one

Thoughts on this song please lads?

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Lower-middle class white male. Drives a flash car (bought on credit), lives in a new-build 2-up 2-down Deano box (on a 35 year mortgage), has 5 credit cards (maxed out). Married to an airhead Stacey who works in healthcare or retail. Spends his disposable income on male grooming products and low-tier gambling.

Some lads just threw a bag of chips onto my front garden. What do?

any left?

u fucking scrounger

this is surprisingly similar to balkan culture especially the love of betshop

What's a brexit?

>saves

Nah. Deano has a 40yr top line mortgage on the barrat hutch he shares with chantelle. All his kit is on tick and cards, and his audi a5 is a company car.

Deano will die of a heart attack at 50.

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God that's a sweet spot

I like you and I don’t know why

Who /sundaesckool/ here?

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roughly what I said

Something left wingers oppose.

In regard to Deanos:


some lads here(usually second generation southerners) will parade around the old city wall ringroad in a porsche or high end alfa/bmw suv only to drive back to their rented flat in the suburbs.

Yeah, almost a full bag. Bit of fish cake too

bastard little ted eats better than I do

I bagsy the cod roe and Pukka Pie.

Kino

delish

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sounds like 2005 california music or something

No, Deano will never achieve a high enough credit score (thanks to his mountain of debt and £30k a year max job) to ascend to a Porsche. You're thinking of a Clive.

It's like a lazy offering to a god

this

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Tell me more about your plans...

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I'm attempting to. It is hoped and indeed the best for the UK that most of the Tory Party leave the Tory Party

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Where the fuck did the word kino come from

>cod roe

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you should embrace your swinelike disregard for basic hygiene

It's kraut for cinema

Well then what is a clive?

Also, the lads im speaking about are on rent and have not so nice flats; they are posers basically.

>4 drink selection
>the water is San pel

Timbo is absolutely crushing the comfort game tbqh lads

greek

Russian as well.
I think in normie use it means 'art house style movie'.

>what is a clive
nothing, he's trying to force a meme

>not racist, just don't like Islam
>leave it out bruv you sound like a Nazi and we fought them
>love wogs they've intergrated, 'ate muzzies like Sad-dick Khan't simple as
>love Are Based Sikhs they like a good currehs too hehe
>Muslims hate Jews so Jews are Are Allies

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Ffs stop making me like you cunt
I hate everyone

WTF it's Grimsby caviar. Snob.

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What was the purpose of this post

Timmy B a straight up G

im putting together a team

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What goes on in Grimsby?

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Add me

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Shiiieeeet it's the new PM
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I mean honestly, i knew about chavs, neds, scousers, cockneys and pikeys but i admit i had never heard of deanos before.

Clive is a middle-aged upper middle class wanker. Is usually very plain looking and doesn't work out (unlike Deano, who is a gym addict), but yet has managed to bag a very tasty roastie wife and usually has 3 kids, they often won't look like him, but Clive is oblivious to this, as Clive doesn't love his wife. His high paying civil servant/doctor/engineer/consultant wage means Clive can indulge his fantasies. On the outside Clive is a picture of respectability, but he will usually have a prostitute habit. Clive can afford to buy a porsche, cash up-front. He is wise to usery, and is shrewd with money, except for when it comes to his weekend whoring and cocaine habit.

>cost's
state

It's a Jow Forums thing, not a mainstream term

this is true.

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Clive plays golf with Richard, Dom, Toby, other Clive, Peter, Harry, and the Clives.

Put it this way, the humber bridge gets called the taint cos its between the fish stinking bit and a shithole.

yet

What's a Ned?

>Monkey Dust

Holy shit that looks like a fucking train set.

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A chav from beyond hadrian's wall

There's nothing comfy about a dying nation.

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Everything.

Ah shit, I'm drunk and now you've made my nostalgic for the train set I had when I was 8.

Well then, Milan is full of Clives, who knew!

I've just ordered his new book, 'The Phoney War'. Looking forward to getting black-pilled about WW2.

It's the pensioners and their all-consuming hatred of anyone younger than 40 you want to watch out for.

Okay boys, I'm going to tune in to normie TV and watch a Channel 4 program.
I believe it's called 8 out of 10 cucks. Who is going to watch this garbage and deconstruct it with me?

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Non-Educated delinquent is the commons explanation... but non-educated is incorrect English so it’s retarded. It’s actually derived from Teddy boys who were Glasgow gangsters, but it’s evolved to just be a Scottish version of chav

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Still not over that model train exhibition that got smashed by white niggers
Poor old dudes

Why do they distrust the youth?

im watching big lez show m8

>ka

nice touch

Jesus.

I wonder what it's like to be as mental as Tim.

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fucks the entire middle of you tache gone m8

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See what i mean?

I had never heard of that. Maybe I'll have a look at that after I sit through this nonsense.

I can grow a beard but not a moustache

i bet the soundtrack would be like a limp bizkit song but replaced with little clown instruments like instead of a guitar it would be some fucking childs guitar from toys r us n shit

Tachecel

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your selection has been appalling tonight I must say

then don't

>released from prison
>got old job back
>2k payrise

yeees

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I am convinced that the vast majority of britpol posters are members of the landed gentry and own large swathes of land in England as well as the orient.

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We just getting warmed up nigga

Why post such fucking shit?