don't pretend like you've never had a haunted rice cooker before:)
Bentley Ward
hoyl shit! I know this albanian faggot. he used to play b-ball in the park near me.
Gavin Jenkins
>Police are questioning a man who was allegedly seen leaving at least two rice cookers in a subway station, and sparking an evacuation in Lower Manhattan Friday morning, law enforcement sources told The Post.
>The man, who is in his 20s or 30s,was seen on video taking the two cookers out of a shopping cart and placing them on an upper and lower level at the Fulton Street subway station, NYPD Deputy Commissioner John Miller said.
Grayson Butler
Please provide his full name along with address.
We need this for reasons
Noah Diaz
>thin upper lip >fat bottom lip >jew 'fro
Can't imagine his race.
Austin Bailey
We shouldn't have let ginzos come here.
Luis Murphy
OK as i thought. you guys solved this one already. /thread
Brandon Jenkins
i recognize him. supposedly this is a pic of his accomplice
>Police said the man appears to be homeless, and was wearing a blue T-shirt that appears to say “Prime Day.” He has black, curly hair and a tattoo on his right arm.
Just over an hour later, a third rice cooker was found near a garbage can in Chelsea.
Owen Anderson
oh, that's old mr silverstein . he wasn't the same after he lost his buildings
Jace Wright
Imagine you’re such a fucking retard that you decide to help the poor by hooking up rice cookers at every public outlet
Hudson Adams
ICEPOSEDIAN
Christian Long
Oh nononono did we just catch a Jew creating another Epstein terrorism distraction in person?!
You can litter the subway with drug needles and feces but god forbid someone forgets their rice cooker!
James Reed
well ISIS blew up a rice cooker here a year ago so people are concerned about exploding muslims
Nicholas Morris
Pretty sure that’s Tom Hanks.
Grayson Ward
>(((ISIS)))
Oliver Thomas
Funny how (((ISIS))) rebranded from isiL funny they never attack (((Sauds)) or Isreal I mean they literally use to be called Islamic State in the Levant
Kayden Lewis
Concerned enough to report them? No? Then fuck off, we dont care
>Be me >Funny looking, skinny af, on the spectrum but thank god I'm white at least >Mom's birthday coming up, I remember like 8 month's ago she said she loves rice >Buy two new rice cookers from amazon with mom's credit card because I want the best rice and idk which one is better, they both have great reviews >Going to surprise mom with a birthday dinner of the best rice >Packages arrive, mom is somehow sober enough to get the packages open >She starts screaming like a banshee about how I'm just a waste of money, why did I get two, and yells to take them back >Throws almost empty bottle at my head, it misses >Grab the packages and run out the door >Fuck how do I return them to amazon they just show up at the door >I have to take them somewhere >Bring them to the subway station right near the apartment >Brand new rice cookers, I'll just leave one in each bathroom as gifts so that some nigger doesn't take them both for himself >Walking back to apartment, smile on my face, at least someone will get to enjoy them >People pouring out of the station in a panic >? >Cops show up at my door, arrest me