ITT Jow Forums during the stone ages

Some thing not right
me agree!

I KROG, ACCUSE OP OF BEING A FAGGOT

>Jow Forums during the stone age
It was called /N/iggers back then, but it was supposed to be a News and Current Events board.

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grug no trust longnose man

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Grug no like anti-long nose tribe, grug unconditional support for long nose tribe nation!

That was accident! Longnose tribe best friend! Sand tribe steal best friend caves and fly metal birds into our mountains! NEVER FORGET THE 2 MOUNTAINS!

RIGHT TO CARRY STICK ROCK NOT INFRINGED!

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>grugbro tells me to have sex
> me take club and beat female grug into head then take to cave and puts penis into her
>grug is now happy no need to kill other grugs

Jow Forums is still in the stone ages

Stick looks like grug's new peepee bone toy
Grug put toy in poop hole

says the fucking pajeet

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GRUG THINK HOLOBUNGA FAKE

Grug know this rock better than that rock. This rock make fire when hit alot. That rock too hard and bad. Even Grug normal rock more better because Grug can make pointy.

Grug throw bad rock in water and water hit Grug. Water not even want bad rock.

Grug think two big rock of market cave destroyed by longnose tribe. Regular fire no melt rock

Grug tribe not do so great for many moon
Tribe election time come, all band very angry, tribe have big split
Orange Man Grugnald Grugf, own many luxury cave, have many rock
Orange Man Grugnald Grugf say if tribe make him Big Chief, he make tribe great again
Orange Man Grugnald Grugf say many good thing, get much support
Grug first time think maybe tribe can be great again, but Grug still have big doubt
Tribe election, Orange Man Grugnald Grugf win, become Big Chief
300 moon pass, Grug see tribe not great, tribe have big trouble
Big Chief Orange Man Grugnald Grugf still say big thing, but not do thing
Grug notice Big Chief Orange Man Grugnald Grugf like longnose tribe more than Grug tribe, own family even marry into longnose tribe!
Grug think it good time tribe split, else think tribe need stop election, find just one Big Chief who love own tribe most, else tribe die soon

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No regular fire. Grug saw oil in fire. Oil fire melt rock.

REEEEEEE NEANDERTHAL

Grugg heard long nose tribe raping tiny Gruggets
Long nose tribe says no raping
Guess long nose tribe no lie

lmro, you pathetic tribeists never fail to make Grug laugh with your "rock humor tribe meetings". Face it, most monkeys will get indefinitely more rocks than any of you sad no-sexers ever will be. You are on the wrong side of pre-history, get over it losers

OY VELOCIRAPTOR STOP BEING SO ANTI-LONGNOSE GROYG.

My tribe am best tribe, has many rocks. Tribe even live on big rocks. Am surrounded by rocks. More rocks than longnose tribe. Some rocks even am shiny rocks.

Grug think Poo Poo Grugs super Grugs 20 suns 20 moons! Grug not of Poo Poo Grugs but fellow Grug!

Grug see poo tribe do poo in designated cave. Why dont poo tribe use hole and use leaf to wipe poo? Grug no understand

A velociraptor flew by my cave

Shaman say earth round
Then why grug no see curve?

He say earth spin
Then why grug no fall down?

He say earth float in nothing and grug have no meaning
That dark and sad
Why he edgy?

He say earth follow sun, not sun follow earth
Me think he want fuck sun
Get room, grug say

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Grugg is armed with stone mace, and ashen-wooden spear with obsidian blades on both ends.
>just wants to kill people
>finds ambitious noble in lower Egypt named Menes
>hires me on the spot as a bodyguard
>King Menes launches war against Upper Egypt
Grugg’s Dream of helping fan the flames of war come true.

Grug tells me he's actually a grugette
I tell grug can't be grugette since he has a penis

Long nose tribe say accept more poop skin tribe but poop skin tribe no like grug

Kek

grug need accept other tribes in, grug tribe not make enough sons

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not matter you have big stones, Grug here have enough stone. Grug have good stick come from big stick, your big stick sticks easy break not good like Grug ones
In cold time you no warm and die, we many warm.

thing down there is like stick. long stick and hard stick always good. makes it more good

Grug hear 12 Long Nose die in Holobunga, but there no be 12 Smoke Hut.

Sand tribe have oil, but no know about oil fire. Longnose tribe say we have to attack sand tribe cave before they find out.

Grugg continues to fight alongside Chad Menes.
>continue to kill other gruggs left and right
>watch as Chad Menes smashes in the skull of the beta king from Upper Egypt
>watch as he orders both his red crown and white crown be combined into one crown
>tfw Egypt is now united through Chad Menes
>tfw some Grugg helped push humanity out of late Stone Age
Grugg now lives in a new city called Memphis.

Fuck you, maple tribe

Rock and red berry

long nose tribe am smart. they am chosen tribe of big sky spirit, so they know what am good for everyone. long nose tribe shaman say so, so it true must be

You just mountain longnose. Give big rocks back to saghetti tribe

Longnose tribe say big wompom bird crash in star cave,
Take whole wall down.
Grug look.
Hole too small for wompom bird.
Grug no see wompom bones near star cave.
Hole same size for longnose club, grug think.
Does longnose tribe lie?
Make us attack sand tribe that angered wompom bird,
when it was longnose all time?

they say ||||||00 die from tribe but tribe be ||||||||||||||0 large and ||||||||||||0 still there so ||||||0 never die of longnose tribe only ||0

it make sense

Checked and
Stick fine. rock fine. stick and rock together must be outlawed.

for sandtribe: longnose tribe be 140 before big fire murder

Grug only uses his stick
Don't not like other Grugs sticks
Grug thinks grugette with stick is not as sky spirit wants

Chieftain say Epstung kill himself with stick in punishment hole. But punishment hole have guard watching it and no stick. How could Epstung kill self?

Grug needs to stop anti longnosemite think
Does chosengrug need to spend more time in the learning cave and read about holobunga on cave wall again?
Longnosemite grug think you sound like Grugolf Rockler

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longnose tribe shaman say that grugs with sticks between legs am grugettes, so it now am must be true. not forget, longnose tribe am chosen tribe of big sky spirit. longnose tribe shaman say so. he say that if we other tribes not follow, we am get eaten by smilodons and pterodactyls.

Epstone's (other tribe have stone named stein) guards lay on ground and close eyes. nothing not normal. I go close eye now too and hope you too do

Flying wagon wheel tribe go back to brown streak cave.

Look!
Grug other village say berry picker magic make food!

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Grugg sees foreigner with long, bent nose begin conversing with King Menes.
>overhear that foreigner comes from a land called Canaan
>foreigner mentions that there is only one sky spirit
>tries to influence Chad Menes to worship this single sky spirit

Not on Grugg’s watch...

>"thing over there look like grug but like grug's poo poo also"
>*clubs*

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Grug ate this. Grug now cant stop to open mouth. Grug now want to play cave painting with stone tablet.

caved and red-berried

Me ate this with other magic berry grow all moon cycle. Now Grug poo hole hurt and brown fire is all that come out, it no stop!

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Why 50% of rock wounds caused by 13% of rock?

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STONE LONGNOSE
TRIBE BATTLE NOW

>battle
>leaf tribe think long nose fight
>no use trick other into fight you instead

>Grug wake up early
>listen to Jordung Peetastone rockcast while getting ready for hunt
>chieftain Morkul has been shaking lately but long nose tribe are helping her stand straight
>grugg notice a lot of brown skin tribe have been comming lately into hunting grounds fleeing from stone throwers in their grounds
>grugg never seen stone thrower but trust cheiftain words
>brown skin need help so chieftain give them part of grugg prey
>grugg never seen brown skin hunt but long nose tribe seems to like them
>have to appease long nose because of holobunga fire
>brown skin tribe has been asking to meet daughter

Wat grugg do?

me thinks you need to go back in cave

NO STEP ON LEGLESS LIZARD BEAST!

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Orange Man Grugnald Grugf give lots of shells to longnose tribe because longnose tribe greatest ally

Grugg plans to assassinate foreign long nose.
>middle of night
>sneak into foreign long nose tent
>club and stab any sentry that gets in Grugg’s way
>find long nose foreigner waking up from the commotion
>he sees me
OH VOY
>I stab him with my obsidian spear
Grugg then lights the long nose camp ablaze, and escaped amongst the havoc.

The memes were better, thousands of years before reddit, no flags or trips. It was cozy and we still pissed and moaned about server performance. Indians were a literal superpower that we made fun of for having plumbing.
Prehistory>Hxrstory

Grug is suspicious about Holobunga. Longnose Tribe was trapped in fire room. Entrance was sealed with stick door.

Not make sense to grug

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Why would the Gragzis keep shaman and healing herbs with waterhole if they plan on clubbing long nose tribe with poison air?

because nigger rocks.

On top of that, posion air cause big fire. Why no fire caused by torches in room?

Longnose shaman speaks grug putting stick into another grug poo hole is also what sky spirit wants, speak grug can put stick in grug dressed as grugette. Grug smart and doesn't believe, longnose shaman wants grug not to put stick in grugette and make small grugs

Grug want know of why he exists

>am grugg
>walkincave.mov
>write think on cave paint wall
>so brown tribe am proud
>yellow tribe proud
>poo tribe pround
>white tribe taboo to have proud?
>this make grugg confuse
Poo tribe find me on hunt and use me like female but chief no care only listen to long nose

Grugg returns to honorable guard duty of King Menes the next day.
>listen to him bitch and complain about the destruction and deaths of the long nose foreigners
>said that this one and only sky spirit was interesting

“Chad Menes, just stop.”

>he looks at with annoyance
>then demands me to explain my insolence
>I tell him that he was blessed by all of Egypt’s spirits
>explain to him that he is descended from them

Tmw Chad Menes is totally buying into bodyguard Grugg’s bullshit story just out of spite against the long nose foreigners.

Grug say maple goo tribe be like shale.
They weak and think strong but break much.

Poison air was caused by dropping magic sand through hole in eoof of cave into water. Not all poison air make flame. But how did stick door keep poison air in? Grug confused

Based literate caveman

Grug eats magic mushroom now knows things because spirits tell him how world works

Grug vey. Must not talk about holobunga 6 grugillion!

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Spirits tell grog to take many-throw sling and throw many stone on other grugg in copplemart, maybe listen

GRUG NO MORE PATIENCE FOR HOLOBUNGA SHAMANS

GRUG FAMILY DO GOOD, WANT SIMPLE LIFE. GRUG KILL BUFFALO, GRUG FEED FAMILY, GRUG RAISE LITTLE GRUGS... LONGNOSE TRIBE COME TO GRUG CAVE AND TELL GRUG TO SHARE OR THEY HURT GRUG FAMILY. TELL GRUG TO SING HOLOBUNGA SPIRIT CHANTS. GRUG SAY NO MORE. GRUG SMASH.

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Cheiftan established Red skin law saying they can take away clubs from bad grugs.

But Grug knows they want to take them from grugs of elephant tribe.

Kocks think Grug cute want try make sap come out rod long nose say this normal feel and you need club to head if no like

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>be grug
>tfw first genetically modern human with fused chromosome 2
>Tfw no gf

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Other Grugs don't want grug to own much many-throw slings. Grug needs to have much many-throw sling because grugbongs bad

Chad Menes makes an announcement in a forum within Memphis.
>says that he United Egypt through the blessings of the all of the holy spirits
>says that he is one of them through divine kingship
>says that his gift to the people was Memphis
>says that he will be spreading a portion of his wealth amongst his subjects
>demands title to be changed to pharaoh instead of king
>changes his name from Chad Menes to Chad Narmer
>people are ok with it
>and so history was made

Tmw when a single Grugg helped create the Old Kingdom time period where pharaohs tricked people that they were gods for 505 years.

Moral of the story is that when a nation is born, kill the Jew before the Jew spreads his/her ideals.

Grug this this grog is longnose shill

2 shiny rocks has been deposited in your cave

Grug likes to see cavepaintings of small grugettes. Grugs say me bad because like small grugette, get cave raided by grugderals

Yellow tribe make good cavepainting. Grug like legend of space grug cavepainting.

Shiny blackskin go before I smash

Me like this grug. Me wish other grugs think like same

Grug love cavepainting games made by yellow tribe. Grug play mushroom grug all day while dark tribe bang gruggette

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