DENMARK TO BUY US

>negotiating the sale with the US govt instead of Israel
Does one need to be a retard in order to write for The New Yorker?

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How come Denmark is actually the biggest Scandinavian country if not the biggest country in Europe?

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is there a news article not written by a stein, berg or witz

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sad but true...

The plot thickens.

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Pls annex Utah, Idaho, Montana, New England the rest of the US is completely shit.

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The libs are laughing now, but in 2 years when Trump buys Greenland, they'll have to shut up about it.

honestly thought denmark was a city in holland

Wew. When was Denmark so based?

they don't want to sell? well i guess we will have to do this the hard way

its written by a comedian i.e. a spoof article. Its not real.

Only if they reestablish the forest Finns of the Delaware Valley.

>humor
>not even remotely funny
>heavy handed leftist complaining
>muh Scandinavian socialism works why can’t I have free shit
>(((Borowitz)))

Denmark, please buy us. Please I need gibs. I don't like working, and I would really like to smoke weed all day. Also, free health care for all should be a human right. I don't care who pays for it, just as long as I get my gibs. You can have my guns and my freedom, just as long as I can play minecraft and stay high all the time.

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fAKE aND gAY

That poor shithole couldn't afford a single U.S. state.

>insert burger meme

Let's be real. How much do want for it?

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>/humor/
Boomer humor is the fucking worst.
>"Trump want buy Greenland... DENMARK WANT BUY US HAHAHAH!"
What's the joke other than that it is the opposite of the news already being reported?

I’d gladly sell them OK just so I can make Danes butthurt when I claim to be Danish

>Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.

We should invade these gay little fucks and take their entire shitty country and turn it into one big fucking legoland

Plz take us

it's not a meme when it's true

>the article is satire

Good try, OP. Today, you only sucked on three dicks out of 10.

Why would Israel sell?

>finland
burger education

Oh now it’s funny

Hahaha

those guys who got btfo by g*rmans

>TO BUY US
FUCKING KEK
Who the fuck would want all these niggers, kikes and tranny fags with over 20 TRILLION of debt?

Keked, that was good one

Offer them California. Even up trade. The US would be much better off.

We Danes now

I dont get why the media thinks that offering to buy territory from another country is so crazy. It's standard practice, half of the fucking US was bought from the French/Spanish etc.

Denmark, a little shit country that NOONE cares about, and now suddenly Trump want to buy one of their shitty islands, and now the danish think they are the kings of the world for being noticed, LOL YOU what 4 or 5 miljon danish shitheads dont make a fucking difference in this world............

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