Denmark's Power Level Revealed

I don't think you can operate machinery very efficiently in such places.

The more they call Trump crazy for wanting to buy it the more i think its actually going to happen.

And we will make a big beautiful heater to melt the ice for the resources underneath.

That’s a big Island

Why are we asking just invade the shit and take over.

Danish men are all gay. I should know I fucked every man there at least once.

Buy it, make it a state, and name it Puerto Rico.

Important thread for Burgers.

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Okay, I have to admit. Mind blown. This is one redpill that actually scares me. So basically all northern countries are really tiny compares to Africa and South America.

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For now.

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You fat fucks touch Greenland, you're going on hjul og stejle like all the other liberal fuckbois who tried to fuck with our kingdom.

I will not rest until every corner of the globe has parking lots.

NO NO NOOOOOOOOO. THIS CAN'T BE REAL.

>technically the biggest European country.
youtube.com/watch?v=BXqKkYYALMU

100% agree

Would volunteer to defend denmark
Usa would just settle a binch of niggers and spics uo there, mustnt be allowed

What is being done about the Danish problem?

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Yeah it's almost the size of Europe. Imagine if you had the control over the resources of another Europe. Trump is definitely smart about this.

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>Endless tundra of ice
>Literally has maybe a few thousand penguins on the very edges
>Maybe 1 polar bear every 100,000 sq km.

No one would care.

4 US

Keep talking shit and we'll close down all of your McDonalds. I don't want to do it but you're bringing it on yourself.

Trump: $1 MILLION per citizen
Greenland: NO, FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK DRUMPF REEEEEEEE
Trump: $2 Million?
Greenland: NO, FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK DRUMPF REEEEEEEE
Trump: ....
Greenland: NO, FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK DRUMPF REEEEEEEE
Trump: $10 million, final offer.
Greenland: NO, FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK DRUMPF REEEEEEEE

Mohammad: 1 million of my people want to enter your nation, but only for a year
Greenland: Sure. We'll even give you $10,000 to come here! Welcome!

Stupidest island nation on planet earth. Australians really looking smart right now.

>Penguins.
>North.
Retard.

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That's not the reason for not being in Antarctica, Colgate fren

what game

we should just buy a 51st state because why not?

sounds like a great place to move to escape all the normalfags

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Has anyone tossed out a number for Greenland?
500 Billion? Dymaxion map is best map.

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Unironically I was watching this comfy danish movie filmed in Greenland the other day.
youtube.com/watch?v=N5aD9ppoQIo
It's breddy gud.

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People are finally catching on to Denmark's deviousness

with global warming that could be an ideal spot
so, danes and americans going to war?

maybe it was Iceland I always get those two confused.

Kek.

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We should firebomb Copenhagen again.

Just move to Alaska then
Greenland is pretty shit in most regards

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We are coming for you Barbara.

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Wipe the entire country off the face of the earth. The only race more bloodthirsty than the Anglo are the Danish devils

Just imagine

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Part and parcel mayor? Is that you? I think I've never heard any bad things about Copenhagen. But London. Oh boy. All kinds of shenanigans going on there.

Anglos partially descend from them so no surprise

man, there's so much comfy world out there still. We are actually lucky we don't live on Coruscant yet.

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We should nuke London.

Top kek.

My hunger for Aryan Blood yearns.

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Thats fake, Europe is huge, we can take another 100+ million fine folks from Africa and the Middle East, no probs.

Nah, I like Erik the Red, and since his son found the Americas, Greenland should be ours.

It should be OURS
It was discovered by an Icelander, but the dirty Danish dogs stole it

I've actually been to Iceland and Denmark, Sweden and Norway. Lots of blonde chicks there and they all look hot. I'd rather not nuke them. Scandinavians are the superior race. Too bad Sweden vikings are reverse raping themselves.

I wonder what Chargrilled Dresdener tastes like?

Surviving Mars by Paradox

Actually. I support the Icelandic claim more than I do America's. Remember to rape every Dane once you capture it.

>and since his son found the Americas, Greenland should be ours

Wouldn't it be the opposite then? Not that Denmark would ever want to own the US though.

Denmark got my mad respect.

Them and the german boys.

Why are you Icecucks always so hostile?

I think Denmark should offer to sell it, for a trillion in gold and Trump and Pence must step down. I mean, we need it that badly, right?

well going by my crusader kings 2 game, most of that landmass is totally useless

It’s too much ice for Denmark to manage. Hand over the ice Denmark.

You too man. Thanks for kicking the burgers' ass back in the Vietnam war.

Decades of Danish oppression have hardened our hearts

How do I get cute Icelandic waifu?

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I wonder if we could buy Brazil

Icelandic women are for Icelandic men

Buy Iceland

A trillion dollars isn't enough. Make it ten, plus you need to kill the niggers on the Virgin Islands and give us soverignty over them, and then we can talk.

we need to reboot the age of imperialism

You had it good. Stop complaining Hafthor.

I'd rather go with Argentina and then also own all of Antarctica. Brazil is too violent and crazy. It's nigger genes mixed with latino genes. So super loco.

Can we kill the niggers regardless, deal or no deal?

Like you ever stopped.

What're you talking about? They do our nails now.

I’m listening, What’s the ask?

Russia is the biggest European country.

Sure. Bleas film it.

We have, we haven't annexed anything big or useful in too long.

Maybe we can get a package deal. It’s a lot of clay will look very good on the map!

But, but... we must counteract the le 56 gene :'(

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Not if we buy you. Then all your wimins are belong to us.

One million dollars

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Then attack Mars.

Oh yeah? WHERE IS THE WALL????????????

Slavs are Asian.

Isn't America a trillion dollars in debt or something?

You had your chance to negotiate. Now we are annexing

deal.

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SOON

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Where do we mail the check?

Kek, no.. It's 21 trillion or something.

that's our deficit

we're like $20 trillion in debt

You didnt know this?
theres a reason we are full..