Most embarrassing boomer president ever

they act like anyone would come to their defense. look at crimea lol

D E N M A R K

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Let's buy Hong Kong. Make everyone happy.

stfu nigger, Greenland is ours now.

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Just gib us that clay and we can turn it into Hyperborea. What value is it to you Denmark anyway? Muhh fish

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Expecting random people to actually know some pretty basic facts from history?!?!?! You are insane!

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Every white hair on his stache represents a country he had a dream about destabilizing

He's so senile he might just nuke your country one day.

>all of these idiots taking trump seriously on this issue and wasting all of their emotional energy on it
Non issue saged

US has tried to buy Greenland twice before in the past.
It's a strategic asset, mainly the shipping they could control once the arctic ice melts and panama canal is no longer needed.
Russia is also fighting with Canada at the UN over very remote arctic territory, literally planting flags at the bottom of the ocean using submarines.
If Trump were to buy Greenland he'd give Danes a percentage of all resources they exploited there, of which there are countless resources, that the Danes cannot invest in as they're too poor. That means a steady supply of income to pad their socialist pension system. They for sure would sell but it all depends how fast the northern passage melts.

Plebs don't understand any of this because they have no idea about 5 minutes in the future let alone 5 years. Hah, that crazy Trump, what will he think of next?

this

Cognitive decline

im not sure who is jewing who anymore

This does feel like hes a time traveler

He’s senile but he still rules the most economically powerful nation on earth.

He never asked them wtf.

Further, Greenland is not just Greenland, it includes all the claims that Denmark has made in the arctic of which there are plenty, many of them with success. US can actually map a route straight through tip of Canada entirely in their own land if they buy Greenland. Strategic win by a mile (and our loss, due to cuckery of all our past leaders).

I say to Greenland: The hour of your liberation is near. We will negotiate with the terrorist state of Denmark for your freedom. Do not lose hope!

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He's unironically more mentally sound than you right now.

The Louisiana purchase was much more than one state as alaska

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Hahaha ok jew

Oh yeah, true. Was just named that. Thanks!

Trump had a stroke on tv

Who the fuck cares about I̶c̶e̶Greenland? It's in the middle of fuck all, its gigantic but you can barely do anything due to cold/ice everywhere. Who the fuck would want to move to Greenland anyways?

We will not negotiate with terrorists. Any incursions against the Greenland people by radical Danish supremacists is an affront to the United States. We will always protect our citizens from terrorism.

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Truman: I want to buy Greenland to stop the Soviets.
Everyone: Yes we should
*70 years later*
Trump: We should annex Greenland
Everyone: FUCK DRUMPF!
Me: *watches the internet burn*

It's 4d chess, he's going to pay Greenland to buy Denmark, not Denmark to buy Greenland.

36thpbp
shouldn't it be clear by now that either:
1) buying greenland would effect a strong strategic advantage against the russian hacker-menace (plz ignore the meteor alert over the Thule AIRBASE that was memoryholed last year.)
or 2 ) Providing a future homeland for America in case of Global Warminz™
total win win for libtards
fucking floomfph.

Fuck denmark. they abandoned their niggers in the USVI and now we have to completely support them too.
denmark owes us Greenland if they even own it

Fuck the New York Times.

Yeah, buying Greenland is SO absurd. It's not like we ever bought a huge, intractable, frozen chunk of land from a (at the time) middling European power suffering from Muslim fatigue.

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Yeah fuck white Denmark!

War incoming

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Wow so you are comparing that to this brainlet? Denmark would never give up Greenland without war.

FUCK THOSE DANISH FAGWADS. GREENLAND IS AMERICAN CLAY!!

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Honestly, we should just take it from those danish fags. Fuck paying them anything. "Greenland is not for sale." You're going to wish you had the privilege to sell it to us you fucking pussies. Wait until you get nuked faggots. Greenland! MAGACOUNTRY!

Why is this in quotes? Who said it?

Based user.

Greenland has roughly $20 trillion dollars in exploitable resources, as well as it being a vital shipping port if the arctic opens up. We should just bribe every resident there with $10m if they just vote to become a US territory.

Greenland has home rule they can leave Denmark anytime they want with a vote.
If the US gives each citizen 5 million dollars to vote to leave Denmark and join the USA there is nothing at all that can be done.
Clearly it's going to happen at some point.
If Denmark doesn't make a deal before that well they missed out.

Nah, we're gonna buy Greenland but make Mexico pay for it.

That was a purchase between two white nations. Not a white nation, and an ebony/ivory who knows how deep the faggotry goes, empire.

I say 5 million those people wouldn't be able to ever spend 10 million in their lifetimes.

>not for sale

lmaooo like that actually matters, how many men can Denmark put in the field?

Baha California is a much better place to buy. Great Climate, ready for mass migration to New Valhalla.

Denmark isn't even using it

imagine thinking he was going to write a check and hand it over to greenland
fucking retard

Puerto Rico wasn't for sale either, look how that worked out for Spain.

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> can buy a country for 2 trillion
> cant build a border wall
> muh 4d chess

god you trumpcucks are pathetic

you say we like you're apart of the wealthy elite that would get some of that money. you're just a pleb. you ain't getting shit.

> not mentioning even China is making arctic territorial claims
thediplomat.com/2018/01/china-stakes-its-claim-to-the-arctic/

can't wait to see the US flag waving on the Greenland ice

Is that an implication they could ever hope to stop us?

>this island looks cool maybe I should buy it
Haha this dumbass boomer thinks he can buy anything with his daddy's money. Can't imagine people here even voted for him.

Only crazy people think Denmark would sell its territories. This isn't the 19th century you idiots

>sources close to Greenland's thinking said, earlier today

the trips of truth