So what happens when this bad boy pops

This nigger of a bank will lose all rights to make those "we create money by giving loans to each other" contracts with other banks if its cash reserve falls below 50 billion €
They currently have like 54 billion €

The german goverment knows this and tried to merge them with the state owned commerzbank in 2018/early 2019 to have a way to pump tax money into them but it fell apart.

Now if the goverment institutes negative interest there will be a bank run which will finish them off and start the crisis.
If they dont countrys in southern europe will default on their debt, making their state bonds invalid which will also finish the DB and start the crisis (because state bonds count as cash reserves because fuck ECB and FED)

Its literally only a matter of time the question is what will happen then
Bundeswehr and Police are right wing in germany but there are countless violent leftitst activists and arabs clans have like 200k members in germany.
I have already aquired as much gold as i can.

What will happen in your country when this bad boy hits the wall?

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Europe is fucked and will drag everyone else down with it.

Only the energy rich nations will recover.

They are already building a trench in Front of the bundestag. We will collapse and they know. I just hope we can set things right afterwards

go fuck yourself im not gonna doxx myself

is it already completed?

I will move back to Poland and live with my euros i stole in Berlin

> t. Polish IT "Berater" living in Berlin

Nah but they started construction ASAP which is really uncommon in germany

Im walking past reichtag twice a day and didnt see any trenches. Wtf?

you speak german i assume?
netzpolitik.org/2019/burggraben-mauern-zaeune-der-bundestag-schottet-sich-ab/

sorry, youve been scammed by fearmongering. deutsche bank has been the subject of recession talk for over 2 years now. its old.

>if the goverment institutes negative interest there will be a bank run which will finish them off and start the crisis.

there already are negative interest rates in europe. there cannot be a bank run because its basically impossible to receive or use cash in europe.

Fuck you Hans
Once again you fucked up everything
We are tired of you

Yeah i do, thx for url

Mama Merkel will fix this boys.

Can't these cocaine addicted retards negotiate a clean solution out of this via renegotiating or forgiving contracts instead of exploding the planet with them?
Why is the government so useless?

Hello mossad

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Wait, what?
Things are well on their way to complete fuck aren't they?
How long till folk are stealing wheelbarrows and leaving the cash that was in them on the ground?

6 to 18 months according to economists
Never and climate change is the real danger according to MSM

This is true. Deutsche is old news. It's systemic as well. Way beyond TBTF. It will always be bailed out.

After Deutsche will collapse the emergency action will be leaving euro, printing money to save common people savings and fucking in the ass euromanagers.

wtf I love carbon taxes for white people, and demographic replacement now

What with all the worldwide instability and shit going on right now the future really isn't looking happy

enjoy your fucking nigger immigrants fucking leftist faggot cucks, you did this and you found it to be fun, now die. Die with the jews that you so much love you pieces of shits

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>opens window
>sun is shining, birds are chirping outside

That's because all the foreign chickens know if they mess with the mountain birds they'll be slaughtered

I can't wait for the cuck BRD to finally end

Think about the fact that all of this is EU fault. Better, eurozone fault. Germany need higher interests rate, southern europe lower ones. Now we are totally fucked. Good job dear EUcucks.

We're all fucked. Reeeee

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The south could have high interest as well but not if they have to compete with germany in one currency union

Swiss shill trying to slide the thread please fuck off

The EU was designed to fall/fail, so that the kosher and halal Fourth Reich could start. Congrats, Europe and EUphiles.. Britain was right, and you all got KRAUTED.

Make me, Hans. You did not dare touch us in WWII, and nothing has changed. We laugh at your tiny brains. And tiny wallets.

With President* KKKuck involved, I'm sure the entire world will turn on the US and wipe us off the face of the planet, and we completely deserve it for making president someone who has the intellect of a box of rocks.

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You literal retard
Swiss are germans and we are in this together. Stop pretending everything is fine and brace for impact.

Nothing.
The central bankers will print more money the save them and debt-slavery continues.

>You did not dare touch us in WWII, and nothing has changed
Bro... we were allies.

We're definitely not Germans. Those Schwarzwald niggers I can accept, but Freiburg is the limit. We'll give you Schaffhausen though. We don't want it anymore.

part of the housing bubble in spain will pop if that happens, and thar's a good thing

This. Your goverment shot down allied Planes and was watching our gold

I know. I'm just fucking with you. Buy silver. Not gold. Pro-tip from me. Shhh. Don't tell anyone, but it's undervalued and makes for a good currency after the crash.

More inflation aka workers get less money. The same thing that has been going on for decades.

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Fuck, they even agreed to turn the lights in Kreuzlingen off so that allied faggots wouldn't bomb Konstanz

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Both is best. Also put like 5% into crypto just in case

Switzerland is based btw

>I know. I'm just fucking with you.
Don't do that. You wouldn't like us when we're angry.

>if its cash reserve falls below 50 billion €
Says who?

>Now if the goverment institutes negative interest there will be a bank run which will finish them off and start the crisis.
Nobody has his money at DB. It's an investment bank. Their consumer niche is tiny.

I have a lot of Dogecoin. Thanks to this board shilling it years ago. Will I make it? Or have I been deceived?

>Says who?
Basel banking rules
>Nobody has his money at DB. It's an investment bank. Their consumer niche is tiny.
That is precisely the reason they are even close to having less than 50 bio reserve

Eternal shitposter

You're nothing hanz. The greatness of your country died in WW2. You're just a pathetic larping faggot more worthy of pity than fear.

They're probably afraid they get stormed by a horse of niggers like they did with Parthenon in France

The next great depression - caused by g*rmans again

No. I really do. I will send you some if you give me your address to prove it.

>You're just a pathetic larping faggot
Everybody on this board is larping and posting satire. Only fools believe anything said here.

Reminder to buy Bitcoin which is digital Gold.

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decieved, but you might still get a chance to get some profit from it, might

>France

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Aren't they exposed to like $40+ trillion in derivative liabilities? They're going to take a lot of the world's banks with them when they implode.

Better to buy BTC, ETH and LINK.

Source?

49 according to ZH

zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-20/bank-49-trillion-derivatives-exposure-melting-down-our-eyes

In german here
Just google "bundestag trench" pretty sure someone covered it in english

Exactly

>Deutsche Bänker once again high on their money greed, with blood on their hands and coke in their noses.

The german tax payer will pay the bill just like the last time.

Nice, please more of this shit. Some boomers still think everything is fine.

shut up, you guys brought us this immigration mess by bombing Libya and voting your gay ass president. fuck you the guilt trip wont work no more

it won't pop unless somebody wants it to, shit for brains. they can keep bailing it out or printing new money FOREVER. how do you think this works???

the last thing your rulers want is a catastrophe relinquishing their control over your life. everything is under control, world government is already in place. calm down, take it easy

Gold has been valued as jewelry for millenia, and is therefore consumable.
Unlike fiat money, crypto is not backed by any powerful entity.

Germany is fucked in the head.

They can't take care of the entire 3rd world. No country can.

markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/deutsche-bank-citigroup-hsbc-banks-cut-30000-jobs-2019-8-1028437318
Once they cut the jobs and ensure a payout for the top brass this thing kicks off.
The day you see angry people exiting is the day you should grab your favorite perishables from the store to have some variety before you need to dig into your food stores.
Hopefully they don't slow walk this one and we get a major event instead of a slow disclosure of how bad things are.

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>I'm going to ignore the invention of scarcity on the internet because it doesn't fit the narrow definition of money CNN gave me
>t. 2014 argument

We should ask the Federal Reserve how their toilet paper currency is doing? After all they can give it value by wiping their ass on it, the only problem is that shit doesn't stick very easily and therefore doesn't hold it's value for very long. And when it finally loses it's value they can roll the paper with their dried shit inside and smoke it like a cigar, and blow it out their ass when they are finished!

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>Basel banking rules
So you mean Eigenkapital?
Well, they'll have to sell some shit then.

We'll be one of the dominating forces of the 21st century.

>falling for all this impractical nonsense

>exposed to like $40+ trillion in derivative liabilities
That's not how derivatives work.

bunp

I fail to see how. When the euro implodes, germany is over run with invaders already, itll implode and become fudal states. German unity is based on wealth. What happens when you run out of money?

Reminder that any financial instruments more complex than simple stocks and fixed rate loans are totally unneccessary to the functioning of an economy and are entirely parasitical. Our most brilliant minds are employed in devising new complications to get money in a way that does not result in tangible goods or services. Imagine if all the quants on Wall Street were instead scientists or engineers.

>German unity is based on wealth. What happens when you run out of money?

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>Well, they'll have to sell some shit then.
They cant, everything they posses already counts as eigenkapital
>That's not how derivatives work.
So explain it then if you Think you know more than we do. For all i know the derivates will collapse once they fail the 50bio mark

Are you trying to make a point?
Why does it even matter if there's an upper limit to the possibly mineable bitcoin?

Crypto is backed by Math, that shit is way more powerful than jewelry.

You can‘t create more Bitcoins, you can‘t mine more. It will always be 21 million BTC, its hardcoded into it.

Gold however, they could find more deposits, they could mine it in space and dump it on the market making it almost worthless.

BTC is also easier to transact, its easier to receive.
Its easier to keep secure than a vault filled with shiny boomer rocks.

BTC is digital Gold.

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>mine asteroid in space
>bring back 10 million tons of gold
>price of gold dumps because supply/demand

>mine BTC
>can‘t mine more
>can‘t discover BTC on a asteroid
>its always 21 million BTC

>10 years later
Any day now
>20 years later
Any day now
>30 years later
Any day now

And what exactly prevents a competing cryptocurrency from appearing?

>Are you trying to make a point?
yes
>Why does it even matter if there's an upper limit to the possibly mineable bitcoin?
literally the first graph in economics 101 is demand/supply user

Its against EU law to pump €€€ to private company. They did not allow to save our companies and we will not allow Germans to break the Single Market laws.

Germans you do not want to be bad goys, are you?

Shalom, Moshe.

first mover advantage and current infrastructure
$185,000,000,000 of wealth stored in it
the same as nothing preventing a competing protocol for tcp/ip

Explain that to the vegetable merchant during your flight out of his shop.

>Swiss are germans
HAHAhahaha this is what germans tell themselves to feel better hahah

same bullshit that happened in 2008.
they get government bailouts, all the higher ups get bonuses and the common folk suffers.
the system is fucked.

we turned off all the lights, always, and we shot down your planes too. im not sure where this historic revisionism is coming from but its oddly german

BTC is the longest blockchain, for 10
+ years it is running now. Its working, never been hacked and people trust it.

And from all crypto it has the „fairest“ distribution, because nobody knew back then what it would eventually be.

If someone else creates a new shitcoin now you can be sure the developers or someone else holds the majority of it and will 100% dump on you.

also what this guy said

Can someone please tell me why we would all be fucked if Deutsche Bank falls?

I'm genuinely curious as to how it would work.

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BTC is too far volatile to become the foundational unit of trade

BTC isn't a currency
BTC isn't an asset

BTC is a tulip

>So explain it then if you Think you know more than we do. For all i know the derivates will collapse once they fail the 50bio mark
Derivatives are called derivates because they are derived from other financial products.
These 40 trillion or whatever number you take aren't something that DB possesses or owes anyone. They are so to say contracts between third parties where the fluctuations in the market of that contract are the financial product.
So if there is some contract for, say, a contract with some amount of iron ore then the buyer/seller can set up a derivative at a bank that handles the fluctuation in iron ore price. But the bank itself doesn't buy or sell the iron ore anything like that. These 40 trillion are still payed/owed between the contract partners.

>itll implode and become feudal states.
>German unity is based on wealth.
What makes you think that?

Its not, do more research on the topic you brainlet fuck.

Its Digital Gold, you can kvetch as much as you want but it wont change anything about this.

Yea exactly i dont get how you dont see the implications that follow when the bank fails, especially if you take into consideration that most of the money here doesnt even exist phisically and the currency is basically backed by nothing but market prices.

money are just worthless papers
money on credit cards are just numbers

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You're not "energy rich", the reason why you are what you are is because of the petrodollar, and guess which region is closer to the Middle East and even owned it some time ago.
So if it ever came to that, you're the one who'll starve for energy while we will occupy everything that produces it because its literally right on our border. Furthermore, Russia will export it to us and it loves doing so because it makes them rich and also guarantees that the EU doesn't act hostile against them. Coupled with all of that, Germany is the leading nation in fusion R&D

Sit down, be humble. And enjoy your collapsing shithole.

so kraut what happens to your digital gold in a situation where either large sections of the world are without power thus you can't make transactions or the net is entirely or partially taken down causing different nodes to believe they are the only one in the network?

BTC is novel but it is not a good store of value in the case of a civil collapse.

only a failure in BTC will push the next crypro that will replace it, and so it will happen to the next one

the EU will collapse

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