what the fuck is going on with Greenland?
what is happening?
What the fuck is going on with Greenland?
Cooper Jackson
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Christian Miller
who gives a shit
Sebastian Myers
Nothing. It's just one of Trump's spergouts. It's all forgotten in a couple of weeks.
Adam Wood
I think you might be biased on this
Owen Smith
Diversion. It is such a shit attempt that I'm surprised even pol bought it.
Aiden Lopez
James Carter
get ready for the "empire" headlines
Eli Moore
I would legitimately go to war for Greenland. I think we should offer to buy it, and if Denmark says no, we just go occupy it and ask the Danes what they're gonna do about it?
I love you Denmark. I do. But you can't put Greenland up for sale and then pull it off the table. I know you won't fight for it. Although you aren't entirely swedecucked just yet, you'll still have a hard time finding anyone willing to die for a big snowy plot of land. We're the only country that can actually extract its resources properly anyway.
Jacob Wilson
I would also go to war for Greenland
I don't know what's going on
but I'd still go to war
Leo Kelly
I think you might be too.
But fact is that Denmark doesn't want to sell Greenland, and it's up to Denmark, since Greenland doesn't have territorial soverignty. And the US isn't going to invade Greenland, so don't even bother larping over it.
You must understand that Trump is like a little baby. He can't precisely tell the grown ups what he wants. So instead of saying "Can I have a cup of milk?", he says "Cup milk?" and then the grown ups have to interpret what he's actually trying to say. And what he's trying to say is that he'll give Denmark more money in order to expand the Thule base, and also give us a nice cut if we give the US a permit for harvesting natural ressources up there. And we'll probably be fine with such a deal - meaning that that's roughly what will happen.