If you could be in an intelligence agency, which one would it be and why?

NSA
good guys for america

Every one

I already work with the largest decentralized open source intelligence agency on the planet...

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NRO.

because they have a bigger black budget and more glow in the darks working for them than the NSA and CIA combined. NRO is also more "Top Secret" than all the evil hacker shit NSA does, and NSA is not allowed to know what NRO is doing. such as the NRO already recording 100% of the surface of the Earth from space and in real-time and in high enough resolution to read the date of a dime in the palm of your hand from low orbit.

NSA Bluffdale operates at the Yottabyte scale. 16 Yottabytes as of 2015 to be more precise. if you took all of the Internet traffic from 2018, it adds up to only 11 Exabytes. 1 Yottabyte equals 1,000,000 Exabytes. So why would the NSA build enough storage in Bluffdale to record the Internet for the next 1,454,545 years? because Bluffdale isn't to record the fucking Internet you moron. the true purpose of Bluffdale and the reason for needing such astronomical storage capacity is for the NRO to record the fucking Earth. NSA is just the heel and patsy setup to take the heat off NRO. while you lusers are all busy aiming your fire & brimstone at NSA for intercepting your dick pix and saving them forever and giving them to Jeffrey Epstein's Mossad mole network to blackmail your degenerate sex fiend ass into obeying Israel, the NRO is just recording even worse shit of your entire day to day lives and you don't even fucking know it because you have the mentally capacity of ants compared to NRO.

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CIA, I was told by some fed that when they go to the middle east the shoot first and ask questions later for whatever reason but mostly due to safety reasons. i never believed in giving your enemy a warning like the military does. if i gotta gun you down i need to get that shit over with. i heard they went in to the middle east with macs and uzis

changing from NSA to POL

+1 internets

So you’re telling us that you’re gay

Is that the beast system old conspiracy types talked about?

China MSS

The Chad GRU

fucken poison dissidents erry' day nigga, knowim sain?

can i be independent ???

Omega checking in some may call me a glow nigger yeah im just nobody

why you offering me a job?

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as for why you should join the NRO, i'll take a shot. let's say you pass their sperg tests and get Cleared and Read Into The Program. then one day you're sitting in your cubicle inside NRO's weird ass secret HQ where all of the desks surround an open court yard with a 3 story tall Google Earth globe with the real-time satellite surveillance projected onto it like a fucking hologram that looks like it came out of The Grid in Tron. then let's say your boring ass daily drudgery job is to double check the work done by some fucking AI scanning the maps of the earth to looks for shit the NRO wants to know about. then let's say you notice the video feed is of Little St James Island and you notice a bunch of Illuminati elites standing in a ring of fire around Epstein's weird ass burial mound field. then let's say you notice these elites have a dozen lil' pizzas chained in cages and they are leading them out and into the Temple where the Illuminati High Priest executes the lerrified il' pizza like some fucking Aztec mass sacrifice ritual. then let's say you decide "fuck this shit" and you drag and drop 10 fucking terabytes of your NRO satellite video feeds onto your usb stick and you sign out for the day because you feel sick to your stomach and you go home and you upload your usb stick to fucking Wikileaks and you pull a Snowden on NRO and you blow the lid off the Satanic Pedovore Globalist Conspiracy and you finally prove that Pizzagate is real and the Boomertard Normie masses can no longer ignore it or continue doing nothing while Trusting the Stupid Fucking Non-Existent Plan and obeying some faggot user QLARP.

that is why you should join the NRO.

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on a final note, you may wonder what the fuck are the photos i'm poasting. they are of Bran Ferren, the former boss of the Disney Imagineers, and of Sec Def Chuck Hagel, and they are inside a building on the Disney Campus in Burbank CA where Bran Ferren ran a side-project defense contracting company doing Top Secret covert R&D for DoD and NRO.

Disney == The Pentagon

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DIA

The one I already worked at. Difficult to get much higher.

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what does DIA really do? NSA is interesting, though CIA and FBI get the glory and satisfaction of seeing processes all the way through.. What does the NSA do that the private sector isn't- and presumably paying more?

Patch looks awfully familiar

>that patch
This unit fucking sucks. And the agency work is tedious as hell. If the normies understood how hard we have to work for what we're able to find out, they'd stfu.
Seriously we don't care about your dick pix, we're not looking at them, we don't have authority to look for them, nor do we have the time.

CIA, I wanna see how long it takes before I start glowing.

4CHINZ

which is it? why cover it?

+1 but the chans only pay us in internets. I can’t eat internets

None.

t. I did and they dont pay enough.

Does B'nai B'rith count?

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I'm already a GRU operative, which is why I post here.

GCHQ
my shitposting would have some purpose

RAW of India

If u tune the fetishes u can paid in jizz tho

NGA sir!
Becasue the best of the best of the best sir!

They don't??? I thought the government paid ridiculous amounts on all levels. How much was it?

fedweek.com/pay-tables/2019-gs-pay-table-washington-baltimore-arlington-dc-md-va-wv-pa/
Most glows are towards the middle of the chart, on average probably gs 10.

>Why cover it
Because I'm not interested in being suicided.
Hey OP, I like mine better. But at least we are in the same know.

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Jow Forums 4 life niggers.

this is the most stupifying perspective ive digested in a very long time

>Lightning crossing a key and a third symbol to signify the group
We use it a lot. Just look at my post here Hint; it's number 3

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>glow in the darks get some normie grade pay
what the fuck

Probably NSA. My ability to determine threats and shut down arguments as well as having a broad scope of abilities would probably make me a great asset. I'd work for any of the alphabet agencies just cuz it would be cool and I'd make some cash helping my country. Dont like alot of what they push but fuck it if I get paid

Imagine how great the US and the world at large would be if our intelligence agencies actively worked to improve society and the lives of American citizens. Promoting education, strong families, and peace among nations.
Instead we get social decay, mass shootings, deceit, and horrible social experiments so that our glowniggers can cover their own asses.

That's why they're hurting for recruits.

what's with all the which intelligence agency do you like or would you join spamming?

>I thought the government paid ridiculous amounts on all levels.
You've been grossly misinformed. Government pay always sucks, the only perks are benefit packages and pensions.

oversight and ethical standards are needed. the good people in those organization get silenced and and the rot rises.

it looks like the jurassic park evolution

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the average FBI salary is around 130k, CIA is practically the same. full benefits, pension and you know get get sweet kick backs for looking the other way. if they fuck up they get fired with full pension. sounds like a sweet deal to me.

Idk recruit me and find out which one I’m best for

I mean, i work for Facebook, isnt that close enough?

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*shluuuuurp*
"oh Israel i-it's so big I just want it in my mouth
*glut glut glut*
"oh it's so good n-notice me?"

late kgb

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Probably Mossad, no particular reason.

that whole room glows in the dark

Good to see this board has become shit.
To the people talking about what we earn; my civilian rank was equivalent of OF-8. Pay the same. But only the absolute lowest form of humans do this for money.
Good night, nogs

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Welcome to the NSA, son. Obviously, by virtue of your landing here, you are among the best of the best of the best, with honors. The NSA's portfolio is vast. What would you most like to work on?

uh... I want to be assigned to the "Porno Room", which I read about in the Snowden leaks, Sir.

huffpost.com/entry/nsa-porn-muslims_n_4346128

I feel being stationed in the Porno Room would be the most suited job for me in the entire NSA. In a way, I have been training my whole post-pubescent Incel life for the job.
Just pull up my ISP records for the past 10 years in XKEYSCORE and you'll see how much content from (((MindGeek))) i have consumed. My dopamine receptors are fried after jacking off to thousands of hours of pornography in my bedroom in my mother's basement. I am now impotent and not even inter-racial incest gangbangs can arouse me anymore. I can only get off now to taboo breaking hard candy, which I can only find on Tor and the Darknet. But I am even becoming desensitized to lolicon too. Pretty soon, just to get off, I will need access to all of the snuff in the world. Which is why I think I would be perfectly suited for assignment in your Porno Room, Sir.

The one I'm in now, of course.

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>muh special medals for being a traitor

why wouldn't you want to be Batman, user?

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DOE

I miss the lads from CFG

Fug, dark lit command centers with lots of computer terminals and a giant central monitor make my cock diamonds, and that small scale model with the globe command center is cool too it reminds me of xcom. Got any more pics?

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The real government- COG program.

Jow Forums

to be honest, you all have pretty bad reps at this point, but if any of you are still in the business of kicking asses and fixing this country, that would be good with me

I want to know about the flying discs.

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It's amazing to me that you fuckers are this down on recruitment, that you're here. Trying to drum up new potential. You're in decline, but we're seeing record numbers. And we don't even pay. We do it all for free.

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Nice fantasy kid, but this shit just doesn't work like that, those systems are closed and private with no outside accsess and sticking any outside device would trigger alarms in HQ and will shut the pc down. You would most likely sit in jail for it cause it has been made clear to you many times that you cannot do this.
You best bet is printing files, but that too is monitored so you are left with just your verbal stories, which hardly counts as evidence.

how to get job with them i got some osint skills and cryptograohy skills is there more i need to learn?

Isaiah 6-8

You have no idea how much I want to call you out in this thread and tell everyone exactly what your day-to-day is like and how boring your job really is, but I would have to drop knowledge to do so.

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The one nobody knows about that does psychological and sociological studies and testing on people that don’t even know what we consider to be reality.

explain

ONI?

Trump chased all the millenial faggots with meme degrees Obama hired out of the IC. They're trying to find people that actually want to kill commies and muslims again.

>implying some dumbfuck under Jacob Rothschild isn't falling for an indian microsoft tech support scammer right now

Of course the deepest level intelligence agency would not be known to the public. The things they are doing surely push the bounds of ethics, good or bad is subjective.

Say you have a warehouse or mountain bunker. Start with “actors” who are in on the study and introduce infants that can be told what reality is. All social norms would be defined by the actors. Eventually these societies would be completely populated by non-actors. At this point you now have micro cultures that can be observed and tested upon in an infinite amount of scenarios.

To think this isnt being done in order to study the impacts of immigration, economic models, relationships, and bring into question reality and the potential of the human mind in order to then manipulate the global consciousness seems short sighted.

Maybe current propaganda seems so disjointed from reality because it actually is, born of a subterranean test case and being seeded into the mainstream.

What is euphoria and how do we get there?

The Human Ecology Fund?

That is unironically very relieving.

FBI. Skully is sexy.

>an intelligence agency,

"Intelligence agency"? Oh, you mean a race supremacy organization that gets officially sanctioned by a government.

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Close, but instead of manipulating people with preconceived notions, study and manipulate someone as they determine what these notions are to begin with.

Naval or Air Force intelligence because they're the least glow in the dark and the most properly-controlled while doing the most good actually protecting people.

I grok the tech

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INSCOM is the least pozzed of all

Whatever gets me working with ayy's and ayy stuff. MIB?

DIA is for you, leaf. You just have to become a burger first.