I dont want to be an incel anymore. Teach me the dating game Jow Forums. Guy friends wont tell me their trade...

Don't. Women are trash and not worth the effort anymore. You'll just feel hollow and dirty afterwards and probably get an infection from the 5/10 tatted noseringed roastie.

Less likely to get an STD from them honestly.

1) Describe your physical appearance
2) How deep is your voice and do you have any speech impediment
3) How do you carry yourself (posture and self confidence)
4) Yearly earnings
5) What are you looking for a wife or just sex

Assuming you're not a pedophile, treat every woman you're attracted to as a toddler. Don't be aroused by them, don't be autistic, just care for them like a father would his toddler daughter. They'll get wet in minutes.

>muh prostitutes
i dont want to be fucking prostitutes for the next 60 years be serious

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this is new informations to me. can any chad confirm?

Step 1.) Forget about women. They're irrelevant and burdensome.

Step 2.) Be a winner. Do it for yourself.

Step 3.) At some point, bam. You're tied down with a broad you don't like in a house you don't want and with relatives you can't stand. Enjoy the rest of your life, cuck.

Women are temporary, GOD is forever. Embrace the lord and you will find peace within yourself.

Come to me my son.

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Then buy a fleshlight or something.

If you're looking for love, companionship, loyalty, etc. you are not going to get it from modern women. That's all there is to it.

Just be yourself. You are good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like you.

Bro I can tell you so much but the main rule is congruency. Your thoughts, feelings, and actions need to be in line. Dont act confident if you arent. Women pick up on that shit. Secondly dont let their shit tests bother you, that's what they are is test, laugh it off or make a joke out of it or just completely ignore it and talk over it. Lastly be assertive. Not rapey assertive just like borderline in their face. I'm in the hundreds and I've really put very little effort into it. I'm 27 too. Didnt start till like 19. Honestly it's how much of your life you're willing to change to get pussy. After you get enough (hopefully you dont get an STDs or baby) you'll see it's simply not worth it and be an uncle by choice. Anyways good luck bruh

Stop being retard senpai. Just hang out with girls

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Based praise kek

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>female friends
OUT!

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step 1: have sex

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All terrible advice. Who knew nu/pol/ was full of brainlet cucks who are clueless about women?

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Be strong and firm
Women need to be treated like property
They want a strong man to care for them
When you see a girl you like assert your dommminace right away
Tell her
>we are going out next Saturday so dress nice
If She is a real women she will giggle and say ok
If she says no, she's probably a dyke , feminist , leftist cunt
So not really worth your time other then to berate her
She's probably been blacked as well
I've been happily married 8 years so I know a thing or two

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The rational male

Be you with basic manners, and hygiene, watch/ read what you want, But try read synopsis of popular show to have some bullshit to chat about (but not overly obsesive with it) and when you do meet someone dont blitz them with the bannanas slowly introduce them to the freak show so they dont run.

tell us then, wise one, how to become an alpha chad like you

Start lifting and if your t levels are srsly low then take test.

i created a new post on my instagram about incels... you can read about it there... many of you might be haters and call me a spic or a mutt but you are haters and clowns, and ultimately YOU are the joke.... instagram.com/aspiringchampion/

Incel is nothing.

I haven't even had a single FRIEND, like a male friend, for 6-7 years. I went into voluntary self-isolation back then and now I can't come back out. The best I can do is carry out a semi normal conversation, but it always breaks down if it goes on too long. It's not because I have autism or anything. Although sometimes autism seems like it would be nice- at least then I wouldn't understand the depth of how embarrassing my interactions are. But it also isn't solely a result of going so long without human contact (outside family). My interests and worldview have gone way fucking outside what any normies would understand or tolerate. I don't know anything about netflix shows or anything normies talk about, nor do I go anywhere or do anything that I could explain or relate to them.

The only way I could see to fix this problem is to completely change everything about myself, but I don't wanna do that because honestly I hate most people anyways. The only reason I even care is because I'm worried about my career once college is over, since networking is a million times more important than actual skills for the most part. And although my thinking is much more independent than most peoples, I still have the compulsive need to at least be capable of fitting into society.

I dunno, it will be fine probably. Right?

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step 1 pay escort
step 2 slap her titties around a bit then stick your weiner inside her and pee

that girl has a lot of arm fat for how flat her acne ridden ass is

1. Be attractive
2. Have good facial bone development
3. Be at a good height
4. Have no receding hairline
5. Have very good eye area
And that's it for the basic stuff. If you have to rely on "le redpill PUA" then you are a coping subhuman.

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No one would call you a mutt, because a mutt has to look at least slightly white, you're a fat creatura.

10 years here. But its worth it to find someone that fits, dont jump on the first bag that blows by, other wise she fucks your brother and steals your money

>and female friends are fucking useless I dont know what to do.
you fuck them
then you become friends with other females and you fuck them too

>If you have to rely on "le redpill PUA" then you are a coping subhuman.
yeah because women totally dont flock to guys with high status regardless of their looks, right?

i dont get it, aren't you kind of defending incels in your post? yet your post here you are calling us a joke

Just transition, its easy as fuck to get laid. Or become a drug dealer. Preferably both.

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Visit Jow Forums /lit/ and Jow Forums. Sometimes there are /sig/ self improvement general threads on Jow Forums. There is a lot of shit you will have to sift through, but you will learn. Improve because you want to be a better man, not just so you can get laid. Its very important to stabilize yourself before finding a woman, assuming you want to raise a family.
While improving, there will be moments of rejection Don't let it get to you. For a lot of people, there will be trial and error, so don't surrender.
Also, you probably know this already, but a growing number of modern women enjoy acting like sluts so don't obsess over craving a woman's attention. Speaking from experience, sluts can take advantage of that. You will want an honest wife, you need to learn how to spot the whores and stay away from them. Decent women are becoming rare.
Witnessed.

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Women do not get wet for high status men as much as they get wet for genetically superior men. Cope more, subhuman.

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Its called the mystery method. Developed years ago by internet nerds who figured out that girls are attracted men who know how to press certain attraction buttons.

Yep. And those buttons are Face, height, and frame.

Plenty of mormon girls lookin to get married

I honestly have no idea, every girlfriend I've ever had has asked me out.

Cook your own meals. First step

Speaking of girlfriends, Genuine question. Memes aside, is it just me, or are more people interested in Asians recently? Not just here, but just in general.

Have sex and stay hydrated.

That's all you have to know bro.

Asians and latinas. Blacks and whites are old news it seems

Own cocaine

just be kinda funny and not a total moron. women are attracted to well spoken and intelligent men that can also be a goofball when the time is right. im ugly and fat and have had no issue getting laid/getting a wife. knowing how to cook is a plus. and dont be a pussy, women like fearless men too.

Are you ugly?
Are you poor?
Yup, that's what I thought. You're going to die a virgin.

>Assuming you're not a pedophile
I thought the goal was to fuck them though?

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Go out and stop the ice cream truck with a cowboy had and your wewe hanging out, that's how I lost my virginity when I was 7 years old

Why is this? What extent do you guys think this will go?

no it is only slightly true. Just don't show yourself as being interensted in them but just causally talk to them. Don't be a protective father figure. They have daddy issues because of that. Some fucked up girls may even like it and get them wet but those psycho girls will chop your dick off at night.
Just act natural and bee yourself.

OK. Serious advice from an old swordsman. A sperg, yes, but I've been around the block prolly as many years as.... sputtering
Go suicide style, kamikaze with women. Sounds like you've got nothing to lose.
Start with plain girls. If you're a 6 go for 4 or even 3.
This is just to get your confidence. You can trade her in for a better model later. Talk to her like you know her, thought you did. Talk like you posted, like she's an user. She'll be a little flustered by your bold manliness, so maybe start out a little effeminate so she thinks you might be a fag Then she'll relax.
If you get a (sincere) smile, ask for her number.
It's not brain science. Good luck.
Oh, you have to go out in public. One more time, whatever you might usually do, do the opposite.

carry around a book of poetry

Start going to church wether your religious or not. Then when theres an social event volunteer to help where you get to be around the women.
You will get laid all you need to do is put in the time.

Sure bro, you will be fine.

I'm in the exact same situation as you. Rough times, but we'll manage to get through. At some point we'll meet the right people.
If you change to be a normie you gonna hate yourself, believe me.

My top dating tips:

Less is more - especially over texting, save your jokes for in person, only text with a purpose.

High value - whether you have it or not, you need to maintain the image of you having high value (busy schedule, money to make, gym to go to, runs to go on, lots of people wanting to see you). Lie if you dont work out/have many friends/work a lot. Work on having a life besides the girl meanwhile.

Maintain the "frame" - put the woman as a last priority to your high value activities. Again, fake it til you make it. Never show the girl she's #1 priority to you, or that you would drop everything to be with her. She will lose attraction if you show this.

Women want a "game", a "chase", they want uncertainty, they want an adventure, not a predictable man who will crumple to her pussy throne.

Being attractive, 6'0+, broad shoulders and having lean muscle will help but all of those things are for initial attraction/1st date, from there you will need to use your brain and jokes to make her go crazy for you.

Either way those are all good things to work towards, because again they will show the girl you are high value, driven, and focused on things in life (this is attractive to a woman - especially if it means their texts are getting ignored because you are doing those things)

Good luck user, other tips I would recommend:

-regular haircuts every 3 weeks-1 month (self-esteem/confidence boost)
-up your fashion game (No not Gucci/Balenciaga/stupid dumb street fashion) just understanding how to make an outfit that looks good on you. I have 2 go-to outfits,

1) t-shirt/dark jeans/cool shoes (i have grey chelsea boots that go great with dark grey jeans and a white T shirt)
2) white fitted button-down/dark jeans/cool shirt

1 for more casual dates (dive bar, cafe, walk in park) 2 for dinner or anything remotely nice

10/10 would follow

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Most retarded post ITT

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Fuck off, frosty

Perhaps you first should resign from the Huffington post or Salon. Thats a start.

> Guy friends wont tell me their trade
they lie
>female friends are fucking useless
guys hit on them and they open there legs.

>Teach me the dating game
Nothing to teach. You either have it or don't.

If you don't- just bang hookers and stop worrying

>They want a strong man to care for them
When you see a girl you like assert your dommminace right away
Tell her
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>If She is a real women she will giggle and say ok
If she says no, she's probably a dyke , feminist , leftist cunt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Most virgin post ITT
>Women want a "game", a "chase", they want uncertainty, they want an adventure, not a predictable man who will crumple to her pussy throne.
And by that you have to be attractive. All of your post is cope.

just bee urself :^)

Lmao I did literally none of that and I have a gf. Im 5'4 too lol

stop giving a shit

>based Spain poster

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Im not going to deny attraction is important.

But the only one coping here is you, fucking virgin nerd.

I have plenty of friends who are balding, short, ugly, who make up for it on all the other points discussed in my post, and bang hot women. The manlet meme on Jow Forums makes me laugh so hard, I know a 5'6 dude who has banged 100+ hot women.

I've been dating for over 10 years pretty consistently been single/dating for 7.

I once choked the fuck out of blue haired feminist while she had multiple orgasms.
Trust me.
He's not wrong faggo

Just a fad, it will go out of fashion one day and something else will take its place

Get bit

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Kek

Gain confidence + work on yourself + use the double time rule when responding to girls. (if she replies 10+ minutes later, you wait twice as long and respond. Never spam messages either. Never send a dick pic or a nude first. Dick pics are only okay if you're actually sexting back and forth with dirty talk)

Also this, escorts are fucking amazing. Fucked 3 at the same time. $750 for 90 minutes with 3 hot as fuck girls. You spend maybe 10 minutes getting comfortable with each other (drinks, light foreplay) then progress to fucking. For me it was
>greetings w/ kiss on cheek
>offer drink
>light foreplay, girls giggle/laugh/smile
>pull on of them towards me
>put hand up her shirt and run it up her body & unhook her bra
>it all kicks off

If you're a decent human being, groomed, not a grub, polite. They usually go a few minutes over. I legit love escorts. Sex is ALWAYS good.

>I have plenty of friends who are balding, short, ugly, who make up for it on all the other points discussed in my post, and bang hot women.
Yeah, and I know a balding 5'2 indian janitor who managed to pull a young hot 21 year old blonde white girl. KYS.
>Tales from the basement

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Oops did the wrong one oh well. Maybe I am bluepilled in terms of women. I just got over the "is she pregnant panic?" Panic attacks and the "fuck I shoulda worn a condom/oh fuck it broke" blues. Butches just ain't worth it. You'll know it when you find the one. And you wont have to pick her up. It will happen naturally

yeah okay bud

Wew lad. You cant even troll properly and you're trying to tell me you get pussy? You probably look like your pic related

First, i wish you all the best. Second, you missed my point completely. Just because youre bald/short/ugly doesn't mean you can't better yourself physically/mentally/improve your looks in other ways.

Hit the gym you fucking pussy

It's easy:

>go online
>search for pocket pussy
>order one along with a heater and some good lube for the cost of a date

There you have it, free pussy any time of day with none of the bullshit

Sperging about how my post triggered you does not disprove lookism. Try again.

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>hit the gym at least 3x a week
>go running at least once a week
>wake up early, go to sleep early
>get a hobby that brings you in contact with people
>go out
>hide your power level
>stop reading or watching the news
>leave this website
>play god of war

Chances are if you've been reduced to asking Jow Forums for dating advice, you're long gone buddy.. it's over

He is right though. Those Indian janitors won't get any pussy even if they do everything you mentioned. Some people are genetically unlucky. Pay be some retarded hooker will fuck you out of pity but you will never be able to get a "date".

>Just because youre bald/short/ugly doesn't mean you can't better yourself
You can't change your bone structure, frame or height. That's what matters the most. Cope more. "Just get a haircut and buy shittt clothes bro" is not going to help you get laid if you have shit tier genetics, which I can already tell you do because you keep replying with mental gymnastics.

>Hit the gym you fucking pussy
Gym is also a cope you skinny DYEL. Face>Muscles. Look at pic related. Guy in the left is better looking than guy on right, despite having muscles.

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Sounds like a lot of effort in exchange for mediocre sex with someone whose only hobby is going out to eat and watching Netflix and doesn't cook or clean.

no u

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Just have money.
(((Women))) will hop on your dick if you have a shitton of money.

SL 5x5 was a beneficial weights program for me but ultimately the effects are minimal unless you were already ultra fat to begin with, in which case a huge transformation looks good regardless of what you did to achieve it

HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME

is king

Grow your bones, in length and diameter. That's it really. Being a Chad or incel comes down to a few mm of bone in your face, and a 10 cm of bone in your legs.

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Basically, women

Take JBP life advice seriously, workout, listen to podcasts and have hobbies.

Why not? I've turned women into prostitutes. I've started out with escorts then I moved on to instagram whores because they are easy to talk into this shit. I am not chad but I am a business man and women are fucking straight out dumb in business that you can talk them into being your companion for shit money. I have hot stupid super model looking girls with me all the time now.

At home in the US, I have a 19 year old college girl living with me that I have sex with all the time. She takes her stupid instagram pictures of her self living in my house, sitting by the pool. Meanwhile, I'm in Europe traveling with a Hungarian teen that agreed to my proposal who will probably be my replacement ho for home (Last time I did this with a French girl). All these girls have very low mileage once I learned how to talk to them. No, she doesn't know I'm with another chick here, they still get super jealous like you're their man despite being a payed whore.

Women want attention and the illusion of glamour. They will sell themselves short because they are absolutely terrible negotiators.

Stop crying yourself to sleep, start getting money and start off with escorts, you will get the confidence and feel for how dumb women are initially that you can eventually move on to school whores. Avoid women with pimps. It will cost you initially, but eventually you'll get women to work for you for minimum wage basically. You think the porn industry operates differently? Just look at the amount of money these dumb women get for porn now, they're flat out broke. Just look at the amount of new women in porn, it's absolutely mind-blowing. Instagram whores have priced most women very low. And I've heard the same mantra from them, "I'm not a prostitute, blah blah blah", I think I've had 90% of the women I've targeted sell out.

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you were never an incel, you are a volcel, you could get a hooker or bang a fatty at any time
to answer the question. Read old Roosh to your heart's content and approach a shitload of girls