IM STARTING TO THINK BANGING 50+ WOMEN IS THE ONLY HOPE INCELS HAVE

Can't get an older gal pregnant, so yeah. Fuck 'er raw

I like older women, but why the short hair thing?

Did you photoshop your moms face on that woman you fucking degenerate

kys you sick bastard

It's not the bodies on old women that turns me off. It's the face.

right. well some of them have taken good care of their skin.

seriously, some 50-60 year old women, especially if they have been wealthy housewives, look great for their age.

would be a pleasure to pound. no?

I do it. My advice, don't bring your little cucked virgin bullshit to them, they absolutely require you to Chad the fuck out of them. Fake it if you have to. Consider it practice. They're completely depraved and desperate for validation. They're starving to recapture that attention that they don't receive anymore. They fear this might be their last chance. Bring your BDSM game. Humiliate them. Make them vulnerable. They will literally beg for more. They'll get off watching you exploit a naive younger chick. They'll even help you bring her home.

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NOICE

Why not go for them?

Seriously some of them still look pretty good, and some even have better tits than some twenty year olds that have already hanging tits...

They lust after young guys, just go into a bar and they look at you like you are a piece of meat.

Ok Epstein

They are willing to do dirty shit too, like 69 with you on top. They love a face full of dick and balls

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based and Benjamin Franklin pilled
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress

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Making a golf cum is peak Chad. You should try it anons

What the fuck is the point, they can't get pregnant so it's essentially a waste of time. You're supposed to be having white babies morons.

They're good to practice on! And grateful for it too. I banged a 47 year old when I was 20, I made her cum constantly, it fed my ego and confidence to go bang younger women.

I miss her anons, she was fit as fuck too..

sounds like a lot of fun. well done.

oh shutup you schoolmarm. its fun to fuck.

I'm a 50plus guy, women my age often look a bit rough. Tbh.
They spent decades sunbathing so they are leathery etc.
There's no shortage of them however so get stuck in.

Lots of bad things come with old women, Op. hearing about their non-stop constipation problems are the least of them.

This bullshit is the inverse of sour grapes: instead of falsely claiming the sourness of a ripe grape out of reach high on the vine, user insists on the sweetness of a rotting fruit within comfortable reach on the ground.

Maybe I'm just old and jaded, but given the choice between sportfucking a desiccated Avon lady that can't even see the wall in the rear-view mirror anymore or a twentysomething single mommy with self-esteem issues and a twat that still lubricates itsself, I'm more than happy to kick a few toys out of the way to eat the leftover chink food in the swing pusher's fridge.

At least I won't have to staple a picture of a hot chick to the back of her head to get hard.

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Hey guise I have an idea too.

I'm gonna eat all those christmas cakes no one wants. When people throw them out I'll tell them "Give me this christmas cake!"

Amirite leddit?

Let's masturbate to cuck porn instead of getting some real pussy. They're good fun and chill usually, and experienced shags, go try some older woman pussy. No stress no drama..

Meanwhile, us Pakis will continue to enjoy your 14 year olds

hey man. its all good. glad to have your experience posting on this board. im 39 myself.

Your welcome to them, trash whores..

Jow Forums has mommy issues

If she's clean and willing, I wouldn't mind taking one for a ride.

Checked. Any stories?

Any woman worth a damn at that age is taken. Only the seriously disfunctional ones are single at 50.

Kys degenerate. Granny chasers are no different to fags.

No, actually that's a viable strategy. Fuck old easily available girls, as you do this you'll become better with women and can upgrade down the age bracket.

the issue isn't whether they are single or married.

its whether pol would bang them.

There are some that are 60s and still look good, but they are rare, as the culture they grew up in was sunbathing,drinking and smoking.
I work with one who is 58 and one of the best intelligent women I've ever met.
A rare thing.

why retard? its three valid holes. sometimes including decent tits. whats your problem fucker?

I'd take grandma for a ride

Hope in what? Masturbation accomplishes same thing.

I was using proof of a stable relationship as a crazy filter, but yes I concede your point.

yeah, well it sounds like her genes are responsible for that. and really, it seems like genes are what it all comes down to. my maternal grandparents both lived into their 90s while my paternal ones died in their 70s. I look 25 while im 39 years old. that's how it goes.

I'd eat the danish butter cookies out of that old cupboard

Holy shit, you can see her fucking mound through her dress and her tits look perky as hell.

I would fucking annihilate her.

Nah, that's all I mess with now. Gilfs and Milfs.
They have a normal disposition believe it or not, they don't see you as the enemy. They don't have the typical shit level attitude younger females have. Character always wins out for me. Besides they're better in bed too, they're free and adventurous.. flexibility is lacking slightly but it's no biggie

where to meet them?

The best part is that she might be able to cook.

Redpilled? The red pill is have as many white babies as possible.
She is infertile. Pretty much the same as jacking off, speaking in evolutionary terms.

At the cemetery

Out and about or online.. most of the time I'm not on the prowl but when I see the opportunity I pounce.

agree with op, used to bang this milf. 10/10

How old?

my man

I started going grey at 23, luckily my contemporaries have now caught me up or gone bald. Lol

In her belly.

a FEW women do still look sexy in their 50s.

You can't knock them up and they love the attention.

>being attracted to 50+ (i.e. infertile) women
That's your body literally telling you that you're a genetic dead end.

Dude go the fuck back to analogy school, aged grapes is a commodity. That exact metaphor has been in use for like 3 thousand years to justify fucking older women.

Your coal burning fantasy girl is already the rotten fruit you're picking up off the ground. You're in mega cuck rationalization mode. She's not exactly a prize you know. I wonder if you can you taste Jamal's cock when you kiss her? How long do you think his sweat stays under her fingernails?

You are letting her have so much power over you just because she is young. She's not your bitch, YOU are HER bitch. That youth is the only value she has. She thinks she got the job because she's smart. She thinks guys like her because she's interesting. Nah man, go visit the reality where her one single advantage is removed. Bask in it. Then go back and look around and see the absurdity you're participating in.

PS Fucking older women doesn't exclude you from fucking younger ones. In fact they go together quite well.

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Old women are of no use to society and they should be packed off to labor camps to darn our socks.

Geronotcide needs to make a comeback.

grey is a billion times better than bald. you did well in the lottery.

>had the same idea
>decided to give it a go
>it's more difficult than 20-30yo
Whats the point?

Milf pussy is the best pussy. No stupid games. They are there to fuck and leave.

Checked. Patrician advice. MILFs are the perfect fuck toys: desperate, low self esteem, and willing to doing anything.

>They don't have the typical shit level attitude younger females have. Character always wins out for me.
There is no intellectual badinage, much less intelligent conversation, with a woman who is still worth fucking; of all the clichés of romance, none better suits the vanity of women and the hard to dispel starry-eyed stupidity of men than the laughable idea that there exist magical hags smarter, more agreeable and altogether better at desiccated 40 (or 50, or 60) than they were at moist 20.

Old broads still want drama, and spend the majority of their lives staring at their phones and shopping.
They're still women, no matter how worn out, and still behave as such.

As for being better in bed, they're just mimicking what the last 20 guys who fucked them liked.
Women are incredibly trainable; when you sport fuck a single mother in her 20s, you're teaching her tricks some faggot who isn't even born yet will think are great 30 years from now.

Believe me, or not. Single mothers are nearly as thirsty as geeks in their prime. They're happy to do the most depraved shit you can think of, IF you let them believe you might stick around more than a few weeks.
Of course you won't, but you aren't so stupid that you'd make that known, right?

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You don’t even have to try for Milf pussy in the US. Just be halfway good looking and halfway fit and they’ll flock.

>tfw fucked a MILF 24 years older than me a few weeks ago

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looks like a hot peggy hill

>they don't go out
>they don't jog
Where do you even meet them?

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>Where do you even meet them?

The olive garden?

In any decent sized city there are bars know to be frequented by cougars. They’re usually around higher class areas. That’s how I fucked maybe 3. The other one was some chick from work.

>Only reason for sex with women is procreation
Woah there, Milo.

Why single mothers tho? Why not an attractive 20 something who has never had her vagina torn apart?

>fantasy girl
A single mommy is no man's fantasy girl. I said sport fucking for a reason. You fuck them, you don't keep them. Same as with the lunch ladies you lot are worshipping in this thread--except that your lunch ladies are just single mommies who's sprogs have moved out of their home.

If I wanted to rub one out with a leathery old hand, I'd just use my own.

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All fucking niggers must fucking hang

Idk what that is
I live in a beach town with lots of tourists but there's still fuck all. It's much easier to pick up a backpacker girl at 2am

explain how you get young female backpacker pussy

that makes no sense.

not missing out. around that age they smell like death.

I share your pain Aussiebro, the nearest city with cougar bars is an hour away and I have no means of getting there. Been on the lookout for a mature escort

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>Had a shit upbringing and dated a woman in her 40s when I was a senior in high school.
>Moved in
>Comfy AF
>Had a mutual break up when I was in my mid 20s

Still have a lot of love for her but with someone my own age so I can have a family.

> sticking your dick in a dried orange

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>go out
>drink some beers/md
>dance with some girls
>drink more
>Sexy drunk dancing
>kiss
>fug
It's the only plan that works for an autist like me. You can pull almost every night if you go to the party places in south East Asia
Well I figured they'd be easier at least

Did you ever call her mum by accident?

I never had problems meeting girls my age but how to fuck 40y old milfs?

Those are for marriage and making families.
This thread is about getting laid.
Single mothers are already degenerate sluts, so you're not doing any more damage by sport fucking them.
But if you prefer 50+ broads who's twats feel like fucking a corrugated cardboard tube, knock yourself out.
Just remember to whack 'em in the cunt a few times with a broomstick to chase out the spiders and bats that have moved in before going full Emmanuel Macron.

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I would stick my dick in a dried orange that had 30 years of experience of pleasuring cock, yeah sure

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Incels have no hope.

Get Jow Forums instead, get some friends, spend time with them. Then get some money (method is irrelevant), get an outdoors hobby and a pet. Start showing yourself in public events, either through local congregation or public sector. Get a grip on your posture! Technology is killing the posture of most nations, causing breath issues, lowering the quality of men's jaws.
This way you won't be incel for long, you only have capacity for volcel now.

Most 'incels' are most definite volcels, who never want to leave their room.
I still managed to get a (crazy) gf, and now as ever, it is obvious I am volcel indeed. I have requirements for women I want - namely, emotional and spiritual connection.

Hope begets hope, despair begets despair.

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hm. yeah that sounds nice. enjoy yourself.

>But if you prefer 50+ broads who's twats feel like fucking a corrugated cardboard tube, knock yourself out.
t. virgin
Have fucked chicks with kids who had pussies tighter than my hand on death grip mode

What is her name?