Britain

>Be Steve Smith
>Son of the British empire. 102% Pure British phenotype
>A Mercenary Nigger called Jofra Archer bowls ball
>Hits Steves's arm. Could be Broken. Continues playing.

>A Mercenry Nigger called Jofra Archer bowls bouncer at head
>Hits neck. Potentially fatal
>Cricketers have died from similar blows
>Nigger laughs
>British crowd follows along, cheering with glee

>Smith is taken off the field by doctors
>Returns alive
>British crowd loudly boo's at his good health

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BRITAIN!

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look here ball tamperer
this is Jow Forums
have a norf red pill and like it
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Don't act like you dont bowl at the head. The only thing to this is niggers nona nig with the laughing.

People die playing faggot not baseball?

Don’t milk it, mate. There were a few boos. Plus, the Lord’s members applaud everyone in good sportsmanship. You love a bit of aggressive bowling.

The ball is rock hard and coming at you fast. It can break bones quite easily.

I'm sure aussies would have applauded such a brave display if roles were reversed.

Cricket is more difficult than cuckball. Cricketers don't need pussy mittens to catch a ball, and play for 5 days.

Cheater so who cares

Nice VPN, Mohammad.

There are more British people in the Australian team then in the English one.

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Always suprised how well Americans take to the game when you learn a bit about it. I think its because its taken so out of hand that its something you shouldn't like.

>catch ya lata
Morgoth's reviews are priceless
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>never held a cricket ball

Cricket is a high IQ sport which is why most Americans can't handle it.

The brother of our only Muslim player is literally in jail now for terrorism. lol.

Cricket is superfluous because Baseball is already way better, even in its current fucked up state.

We don't resort to importing nigs to do it though.

You know what was George Washington's favourite sport?
I'll give you a clue, it starts with a "c" and ends in "ricket"

Do you know how much I care about Georgie's opinion, when he never even played baseball, it starts with an "N" and ends in a 1.

Reminder
Smith Warner Bancroft all conformed cheats. Team mates conspirators. Coaches all part of KFC VB empire. Warnie in comm box biggest cheat of all time. Cricket is a shit show and all these faggot man children should sodoku. Pic related stirred Fevola’s porridge. All arm sleeve tattoos deserve the gulag

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>filling your team with foreigners isn't cheating

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Fuck you on about?
Cricket is shit

>British crowd
you know better than to assume they white

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Ball tamperer my ass, Smith's entire involvement was " I don't wanna know about it." And here you bald headed toothless fat feckless cunts are booing him, you should be shot. Probably the greatest test batsman ever or since Bradman.

Those are indigenous londoners now.

Also, the Hong Kong protests are a set up to get Australia to offer citizenship to the two million chinkanese students here, just like we did after Tianamen Square, which became the thin edge of the wedge for Chinese immigration.

We are as doomed as the last white resident of London.

archer was laughing at something buttler said.

smith encouraged them. then cried about it.

As that famous pommy world war 2 murderer of civilians said, you sew the wind, you reap the whirlwind.

>Son of the British empire. 102% Pure British phenotype

These people don't exist in Britain anymore. Only in Australia, NZ and South Africa.

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bloody yank this is crown business

Bullshit, even if Smith took an electric sander to the ball it wouldn't add up to the seething hatred the English have shown him, they're seething loser cunts.

itchy balls

>bloody yank this is crown business
>yank
is your life a world war 2 movie, nigel?

Thought we were larping. Love you really

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Its par for the course on Jow Forums

You'll find out what it's like soon enough, once you poms are on top of the leader boards in sports for a while you'll find people would rather hate than cheer for your champions, England has invested heavily in sports institutes and will be winning a lot of tournaments, expect the seething losers to follow.

>once you poms are on top of the leader boards in sports for a while
Like that's ever happening again
Admire the optimism brother lol

You already pretty muck won an Olympiad.

this guy was cool
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