Britain 1-0 Germany

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA

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I hope Brexit happens so the dollar will go over the euro and the pound. Will be fucking glorious.

Gott strafe Deutschland

Fake News

>talks brexit
>pound devaluates
>doesn't brexit
>profit
it could end soon user, you must decide the timing of getting dicked now.
think: why did it take you three years to leave faggot, we didn't move an inch on the deal..people in charge know. also we don't care anyway, the ECB is printing our money now.

>Brexit Britain booms
Didn't the economy just contract?

Now this is bitter

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So you guys are finally going through with brexit? Fuck the eu, fuck nato lets make an anglosphere empire

Brits never do lose hope, good.
But i'm afraid hope hasn't and won't soften the falling blows.

t. Johannes

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N-no, shut up

You’re unironically right. The German economy declined 0.1% while the Bong economy declined 0.2%

Our economy is booming. We have almost fully employed and have the best economy in Europe.

I'm sorry, I think you'll find those numbers to be incorrect.
I think you'll find the score to be:
>Britain 4 - Germany 0
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What self sufficiency is beneficial for the economy? Who could have seen this coming?

>"Gott strafe England" was a slogan used by the German Army during World War I. The phrase means "May God punish England". It was created by the German-Jewish poet Ernst Lissauer (1882–1937), who also wrote the poem Hassgesang gegen England (lit. "Hate song against England", better known as "Hymn of Hate").

Literally every fucking time. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gott_strafe_England

Also, lmao he died in 1937.

I hope we'll dive into a deep recession. It will turn all of those delusioned Green voters away from the Green party and towards the CDU and maybe the FDP again. Nobody will give a shit about the environment and social spending once their jobs are at risk..

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The fuck is the Brits' problem?
They seem to hate Germany so much.
Every football game it's "muh ww2" and they always compare the UK to Germany.
I've seen Brit boomers on twitter, basically wanting Germany to be destroyed after ww2, saying "we never should've let them have an army again" and feeling threatened when we have a ceremony called "Zapfenstreich", because it's a true tradition that reminds them of German nationalism.

They don't hate Germany, they hate liberal Germany. Honestly, I was a Brit and would see the German government, which is kind of representative for Germany to be honest, open the gates for millions of Arabs, I'd hate Germany as well.

*If I was a Brit

>ft.com/stream/3152dab4-adeb-472e-b307-b0a2187f0701
>bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-08-16/deutsche-bank-s-historic-revamp-hit-by-sagging-german-economy
>bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-08-15/deutsche-bank-s-fresh-low-underscores-european-banking-s-decline
Try and read some non-German-propaganda media every once in a while, might make you take a more objective stance.
Booming implies growth, not contraction. The positive sentiment you happen to feel about your economy is clearly not shared by your economic analysts, as shown by the Zentrum für Europäische Wirtschaftsforschung survey. Picrel.

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>our economy is booming
>contracts 0.1% last trimester
what did the kraut mean by this

just think youre a bunch of fairies really

>Nobody will give a shit about the environment and social spending once their jobs are at risk
and yet all the unemployed millennials in the u.s. care about is the environment and diversity. you underestimate liberal mental gymnastics

It's actually in the news everywhere. He's just delusional.

Maybe with the Brits booming, we wouldn't feel that right away.
But we're already feeling the effect of your dead-in-the-water economy. After all, most of our exports is/was consumed by you.

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The Franco-German project to unify Europe into a brown federal state may rub some Brits the wrong way.

I swear to god I love Germans and Germany but you always have to go 110% autistic at the state level and ruin good ideas in a fatal purity spiral.

Fucking Nordicism. Draw the in group circle just a touch bigger and you would have won.

>having faith in any capacity
But why? Germoney doesnt make it out of this alive desu.

Employment is a lagging indicator and not indicative of a recession in due time. For our median wage, I wouldn't even get out of bed. Thank god I'm earning close to 100k.

We hate modern Germany and all the cringe self hatred that goes with it. Boomers will Boom.

>They don't hate Germany, they hate liberal Germany.

They weren't too keen on the Kaiserreich or Hitlerland either.

Should have stocked up on niggers and pakis early like us, Hans! No good just importing a million of them and expecting quick results.

Aren’t German Bund yields at an all time low? That’s a sign of recession incoming

Results are just in: Minister of Finance will tax people with sliiiightly above median incomes higher to pay for them (cut taxes for the bottom 90% of earners but wants to keep tax levy the same).

TWO WORLD WARS
ONE WORLD CUP

Everyone's bond yield curves are inverted out of everyone's ass.

God I hate the express.

A lot of Green voters are former conservatives though. The CDU could easily get them back if they pretend to care about the environment like the prime minister of Bavaria is doing currently. The Greens could easily be 5-10% weaker and the CDU 5-10% stronger, which would be enough prevent the Greens from ever becoming the leading force in a government.

I don't hate Germany, I love it. I love it to absolute pieces.
I love the culture, the language, the food and drink, the technology, the art, the architecture, the music, the philosophy.
What I hate is the mindset of the modern, broken, psychologically and emotionally blackmailed German.
I want back my old friend and my old foe.

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Nigger

Because Germany was aggressive. Both times.

THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
THERE WERE 10 GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR!!!

Implying Britain has ever lost to Germany

>Quartlery GDP went down for the first time in 7 years
>British steel being brought out by the fucking Turkish military pension
>loads of manufacturing jobs moving overseas
>immigration will now be corner shop Pajeet and quaran-carrying Muhammed, rather than plumber Petrov and vodka drinker Ivan
>TAKIN BACK CONTROL LADS PHWOAR CUMON INGURLUUUUUUUUUUND WE NEED TO HAVE MORE IN COMMON WIV OUR COMMONWEALF, POLES OUT, PAKIS IN!!

Fucking stupid boomers trying to reanimate this corpse of a country.

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Totally worth it, also: pic related

Ceterum censeo Britanium esse delendam

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They hated the Kaiserreich, but they didn't actually hate pre-WW2 Germany. Appeasement was quite popular at that point with even some royals showing support for the Nazis. (British soccer players doing the Nazi salute in the picture)

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>I swear to god I love Germans and Germany but you always have to go 110% autistic at the state level and ruin good ideas in a fatal purity spiral.
The Germans were right the first two times. Now they adopted YOUR autistic ideology and took it to its logical conclusion so now you have to live with the consequences your hypocrisy.

>Nazi salute
Triggered.

*Roman salute

>Because Germany was aggressive. Both times.

t. the sun never sets on the british empire

It amazes me that Britain and France unironically bitched about German expansionism as immoral.

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We already existed. Then they came onto to the scene trying to take our shit

kek at all the naziboos here using the slogan.

uk is just financial bubble almost factories, germany is ok and will get better with time they just have lame neighbors

>Now they adopted YOUR autistic ideology and took it to its logical conclusion so now you have to live with the consequences your hypocrisy.

Because Uncle Adolf couldn't play nice with the slavs and form a united anti-Communist front even though the Germans were greeted as fucking liberators initially.

Because in roughly over a century you've destroyed europe three times kraut

>Then they came onto to the scene trying to take our shit

Since when was Eastern Europe "your shit"?

And France is just socialist farmers

In WW1 they wanted naval supremacy.

In WW2 we had a treaty with Poland. That’s completely on Germany.

who cares about the economy, we are fucked because of demographics and kikes either way, brexit is a distraction and nigel wants more african immigrants

fool

It's OK boomer relax were going to Brexit and you'll have your cake and eat it and retire in Spain they'll surrender to your pound after the Mighty Bojo Brexit Boom. That sounds retarded? No we didn't vote for this to accelerate.
This is the type of thing boomers I know actually believe, my old man calls my lefty hipster brother a basedboy..
We're in their heads and they don't even know. Living in this fantasy.

Not when a relatively cheaper currency abroad incentivizes corps to move their jobs overseas. Hard to enjoy a strong currency w/o income

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>In WW1 they wanted naval supremacy.

So you have casus belli against the United States now? Want to make it 3-0?

>In WW2 we had a treaty with Poland. That’s completely on Germany.

Guaranteeing a state in Eastern Europe with three inches of coastline sandwiched between two great land powers with historical claims on its territory is pants on head retarded. Further, you should have declared war on the Soviets as well. But the guarantee was always about having an excuse to fight Germany and you never gave a shit about Poland, really.

Frankly that's bitch tier propaganda.
It doesn't come from a position of strength and confidence. It comes from a bitter resentful victim mentality and slave morality. I'm surprised the noble German military went for it, little surprise that's the source. Then again who was running their PR??

The phrase you're looking for is "wehraboo"

what we should do instead of brexit is join forces with germany and rule europe by force , and then we can start the ethnic cleansing...

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So where is all that economic output from those dirty garbage Syrian economic migrants?

Is German Econ Fcucked?

>what we should do instead of brexit is join forces with germany and rule europe by force , and then we can start the ethnic cleansing...

Where have I heard this before?

>Is German Econ Fcucked?

Only the abstract financial sphere. Germany, as is traditional, bound her fate to moronic allies and now is financially intertwined with meme countries. I genuinely don't understand how people fell for the Euro.

That said, Germany is an industrial powerhouse and has all the means needed to produce wealth. They have historically proven able to shitcan their entire financial system and bootstrap a new one on the back of manufacturing.

We won 1812 you sperg

We were the world superpower at the time. Yes, the waves belonged to us.

3-0? It’s 1-1. You invaded Canada, we kicked you out and burnt down your cuckshed.

based nige

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Always puts a smile on my face
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So what you germans are saying, correct me if im wrong, is that what's happening in germany is what happened in the us years ago? manufacturer are fucking off? it almost seems like people are starting to hate what capitalism has turned into.

>We won 1812 you sperg

Objectively untrue. Peace treaty was status quo ante. Beyond that, impressment stopped and we killed the fuck out of the Indian Savages you were allied with, allowing more vigorous Westward expansion. We fought you on equal terms in every theater and defeated your attempt on New Orleans (timing notwithstanding). Any illusions of regaining control of the US were erased forever by the war. You beat Napoleon but you didn't beat us.

>3-0? It’s 1-1. You invaded Canada, we kicked you out and burnt down your cuckshed.

See above. The strategic situation of the US was vastly improved through the war, even if some of our war aims weren't met. Good job burning down a building on the coast with your superpower navy, though.

Whatever it takes to kill the EU meme already.

Germany has historically always been the only thing in their way to hegemony over Europe and with the EU they got completely cucked out of that by us.

>we won 1812, so what if you burnt down our capital?
Cope.

Nothing but good news today.

>Guardian columnist Owen Jones said in a series of tweets that he was out celebrating his birthday late Saturday night with friends when he was assaulted by three or four men. Jones said the attackers dispersed and that he was fine “other than a big bump on my head and a cut back.” He said he suspected a far-right attack.


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>It amazes me that Britain and France unironically bitched about German expansionism as immoral.
Why? Look in the mirror and consider how "measured" US foreign policy is

Britain has had ZERO innovations in decades
the only thing that grows in Britain is the Paki cock that penetrates their young girls while their men do nothing to stop it
Germany's growth is slowing down, it's not declining

England will fall, and that is a good thing

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Yes. The Express is less reliable and more delusional than the Daily Heil, which is a fucking impressive feat.

>f-fake n-news

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>the only thing that grows in Britain is the Paki cock that penetrates their young girls while their men do nothing to stop it

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Germany didn't cuck the EU or anyone else. You cucked yourselves to begin with, and then you dragged everyone else down with in the mud. The German people's mass consciousness is rather bipolar. You go from NatSoc to ultra master cucks in less than 100 years. I hope the pendulum will swing back again before it's too late.

god how new are you?

I hope so, too. I want nothing more than Brexit to be a success and more countries bailing until the EU crumbles.
Of course it's going to be painful to rip the globohomo bullshit off but it's a small price to pay in the long run.

this is what peak brexit looks like

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Agreed. And there is a global financial crash coming soon too, and that will further accelerate the collapse of the EU.

My biggest fear is just that the whole economy and everything will collapse whilr people still remain bluepilled on the kikes. Imagine that. The whole shit collapsing and with the same blame game as always. It's not unthinkable.

based

>When you wake up after voting leave but you're too embarrassed to admit you made a mistake

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makes me sick

The only things that I hate about germany, is that they are cucked and rapefugees. Same with the U.K, geez m8 how do you even tolerate those subhumans

Wadca cutie

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Or
>england 5 -germany 1
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