Danish Salt about Greenland Thread Part II

>Mutt education

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what are you sliding, kike?

Just doesn't make sense to be proud of a hypothetical scenario that has about 0,001% chance of happening

Anyone who thinks the Greenland shit is anything other than a distraction from Epstein is beyond retarded

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I haven't been to reddit since they banned r/creepshots. You are the faggots posting cringe memes directly from reddit. You should go back.

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this

I thought that trump was just thinking about buying it, the spergs here act like it's a done deal

So what is the current situation with all of this? Trump is going to visit Denmark in the near future, what do you think will happen before then?

That's the extent of it, and that's enough to turn the Danes into internet tough guys. They must be some pretty fragile people. I'd like to know what else upsets them now so I can bring it up more often.

last month belgium tried to buy luxembourg. nobody was crying then, but now suddenly nations buying land is ridiculous

Imagine being so butthurt you make three fucking threads - and possibly more. This level of coping shouldn't even be possible.

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Coping...with what?

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>the US is actually serious about buying Greenland
Wait really?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

If we hadn't said anything, you'd just be calling us cucks. You can't make mutts happy.

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With the facts you've screenshotted and keep posting. Something must trigger you really hard.

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Not trigger, just chuckling at how hard the Danes are taking it combined with my desire to expand the frontiers of my nation.

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The situation is as follows.
Nothing is happening just Jow Forumsthe donald sperging out.
Bedste Grönland.

Stop replying.

Only the orange piece of shit in office and a few migapedes.

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Wew RARE. How is life in Groenland?

It would have been beneath notice. What is really bothering you, tough guy?

Pretty much this

Yes you are. You're seething, haha. What a cuck you are.

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It's pretty shit, we have nice chilly weather though which is always good

>implying Danemark and the EU would ever give up their biggest hidden stash of resources
Yeah, that's not going to happen, especially now that EU member states barely even consider the US an ally anymore.

Har du det sjovt?

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We don't take shit from you idiots. This is why Denmark is still Danish, and not like Sweden. It's because we got attitude. A bastardized mutt like you would never understand it though.

Det kan du tro.

Lmao does anyone take these faggots seriously though?

Depends on where you live on the island.

God bless this guy he is so right.

cringe

Nothing. Trump asked an advisor about the idea of purchasing Greenland from Denmark. That's it. He never made a formal offer. His question gets out and people make a mountain out of a molehill and Denmark acts butthurt about even the idea of being offered tons of money for some of their territory away from Europe. It's a nothing burger. Truman actually tried to buy Greenland.

Denmark is shit, stop telling foreigners it’s good here you fucking mong.

We have more shitskins per capita than Sweden, we just give them more and have higher taxes, thus stopping the crime.

NEVER COME HERE

Danes ain't gonna like Trump's counteroffer. Greenland just got one billion cheaper!

>say some random thing half joking
>the world talks about it for days or weeks at a time
How does Trump deal with this amount of power?

what's the best/worst places to live in Greenland?

Doesn't seem like that, I go to Nord Jylland each summer and it is still pretty comfy, I guess most of them are concentrated in Köpenhamn.

Look more like insecurity than attitude. You're extremely angry over an imaginary threat.

hello fellow americans

Then help us out by giving the reality of the situation, please. Your delusional countryman is making an ass of himself here.

Burgers can have Greenland if they remove all the Greenlandic drunks from mainland Denmark.

The further north it gets worse.

Don't sell, bro. USA will start importing Somalis before the ink is dry.

He means business though. I think he knows that buying Greenland is off the table, but he's going here on a state visit on 2nd of Sept. and it's very convenient that such a story breaks a couple of weeks before that, don't you think?

Trump wants to do business with Denmark. It's just his way of communicating.

Not exactly extremely angry. We're slightly offended, yes. No one likes getting offended - not even Americans.

Dutch garbage. America is a big guy, every single person in the netherlands knows english, you have been culturally conquered by america.

Greenland is rightfully Canadian

Better to be around somalis than some dirty iceniggers

It’s awful, have my green card processing and I’ll be in the US in six months. MAGA. Can’t wait for lots of money and low taxes. Fuck this socialist nightmare. Murderers get out after 10 years, nobody gets deported. Schools are already 50% not white in major cities. Impossible to get a decent job without 5 years university, prices are through the roof. 85% income tax rate if you include the 25% sales tax on everything plus 185% tax on all cars (compare Danish car website prices to American for exact same car for proof)

Americans have way better prospects than Europe through and through.

NEVER VISIT
NEVER STUDY HERE
NEVER MOVE HERE
STAY AWAY

be honest, nobody would give a fuck if usa sent 50 000 soldiers to claim greenland.
EU is just gonna send an angry letter again, hoping it would fix anything

>Murderers get out after 10 years, nobody gets deported
Sounds like the US but you won't even get the 10 years for murder if you're a jew or nigger because Trump will just pardon them

Nope, most people in America go away from 25-life or even execution. We don’t have executions here, imagine that. Insanity.

Stay out fatty

Why did trump want to buy Greenland?

One way or another we will get Greenland.

Quite clearly your only interaction with Africans of any stripe has been in a dream of some sort. As bad as your opinion of the Danes might be, the experience of being culturally enriched at the hands of Uncle Sam is far, far worse than you could imagine.

Jeg kommer over til jer og bliver boende permanent hvis Amerila ikke kober os
Det er da vel ikke sandt at i har flere somalier end sverige? Hvad med statistikerne?

What do you want with Greenland? It only majour output is volcanic ash

Another unsinkable aircraft carrier in the mid-Atlantic.

>people in America go away from 25-life or even execution
This guy killed a punch of people and he got no where near 25 lol vosizneias.com/328034/2019/07/29/washington-president-trump-commutes-sentence-of-orthodox-jewish-father-of-five/

>Det er da vel ikke sandt at i har flere somalier end sverige? Hvad med statistikerne?
Nej omöjligt att dom har mer Somalier än oss, helt omöjligt vi är fullständigt invaderade av dom, Dom är fan överallt senaste siffrorna jag läste var från 2012 och då hade vi MINST 67,000 av dom.
Inte en chans att Danmark har fler.

English derives partly from Dutch, you fucking imbecile. Same goes for Danish - you got so many words of Danish origin in your common English that you can't even begin to imagine. We cucked the English hard for many, many years, remember. Even a city like New York got its name from Old Norse. York = Jorvik.

By iceniggers I meant my own people, not danish snowniggers

>You Americans are such a peaceful and loving people.

Castrated Dane

That's understandable. A few other Danes are having a disproportionate reaction, though.
Thanks for the information. Good luck with the green card. We could use a few northern Europeans.

>Assuming you're a native
Why the self-hate, bro? What social illness makes your people worthy only of contempt?

Is that it? Just a staging post?

>Say hello to the UN, NATO AND EU
Kek
>britain won world war 2
Double kek

That's Iceland you dumb paki.

You can fuck right off with the rest of your ice nigger monkeys, fuck you and your ilk. Stats don’t matter, there are more here than in Greenland

Yes it will be great to live in the US I’m sure, just make sure you don’t make the mistake of finding yourself here

OH NONONO
look at this dude

Like I give a fuck about a load of irrelavent land masses

we have a lot of spics and blacks, but actually very little in the way of middle easterners.... at least in the south

Un and NATO are basically the USA Europe might be pissed but wtf do you really think they'll do. It will basically be Ukraine all over again.

I'm sad that my posts aren't shown in these threads

They are selfish and narcissistic
We are some of the most vile people on earth and worst of all, we are good at hiding our true nature and intentions

Most likely. Some mineral rights, maybe. But control over shipping routes is going to be a big part of who gets to rub their balls on the face of their opposition for the next hundred years. Why do you think we hold the Falkands, Diego Garcia, Gibraltar and Ascension Island? Airfields that can't sink, subterranean facilities and water supply are all massive advantages over ships.

imagine thinking Denmark is relevant other than the fact the US wants your land.

After they buy Greenland America should rename it Vinland and deport all those nasty white supremacists there.

Just simulated the fight for Greenland if Denmark does not give us what we want.

Simulated in a state of the art French simulation program.

Outcome doesn't look good.

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kek that idiot realizes we have military bases in like half the countries or more on Earth and are the defacto world power right? Even if you add up the rest of the worlds military's together we are still more powerful

Denmark pays for 0% of the US national defense.
What percentage of Denmark's national defense is payed for by the US?