Poojeet sinks $3 Billion Submarine

>when you gotta poo, and you're in the planet's loo
You gotta do what you gotta do

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>may 5th

Why would they design it to be allowed to dive while the hatches are open?

Why the fuck are people worried about Koreans getting nukes when these idiots have them already?

Because Koreans are actually smart, which makes them more frightening than poos.

Every time I see one of these pictures it blows my mind, like they barely even pull their pants down. Wouldn’t these guys all get shit all over their clothes? Are they all just going to wipe once with that one square of tp? How do these savages manage to reproduce if they all stink like rotten shit?

Brown women are easy.

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A flush 3 billions worth. Poos start taking that civ thing seriously

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>poojeet sub
shouldn't there be hundreds of poos clinging to the top of it?

You mother fucker! how dare you make me laugh

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Why isn't there like.. a system in place that would disallow submerging when a hatch isn't shut? That seems like a fairly simple system to create and put in place.

Is this the second one they sink? they lost one two years ago.

no all poojeet navy submarines have dsignated shitting decks

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a poop deck?

You didn't read that article, did you? It makes a bold claim, and in summary at the end it says
>We don't know for sure, but we like these guys more so we trust them.

That's not how you debunk something.

Imagine the smell in that giant turd though, the air must be so thick inside the outside oxygene cannot enter so they just forget the hatch is open.

they should paint it brown desu

Reminder that India has sunk more ships than the rest of the world combined post-WW2 and has had zero naval conflicts.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INS_Vikramaditya#Accidents_and_incidents

>On 10 June 2016, while undergoing a scheduled major refit of INS Vikramaditya,[106] two people were killed by a toxic gas leak that occurred during maintenance work in the Sewage Treatment Plant compartment of INS Vikramaditya at Karwar. Two other people were injured and taken to the naval hospital.[107][108]

India cannot into sewage treatment. Or navies.

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Kek

Fucking hell. I thought you were joking, but I found this:
ukdefencejournal.org.uk/indian-patrol-vessels-sink-port-due-poor-maintenance/

11 accidents involving ships since 2014 with a total of 21 dead. Superpower my arse.

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They buy our obsolete ships and then sink them. Turns out you actually have to know how to fix them if you want them to stay around for a few years.

Where do they shit at if there are no streets?

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The fields. On the submarine the corridors are the streets and therefore designated.

They climb outside and shit in the hatch.

India is hilarious, this is what they think the future will be. They have some serious white envy.

youtube.com/watch?v=s6Lznha9EQ0

I think I've solved how the incident went down.
>Indians shit in the rooms.
>Too much shit in rooms so shit in halls.
>Too much shit in halls so shit in work spaces.
>Too much shit in work spaces but nowhere left to shit.
>Mission is too long and the stench is getting unbearable even for an Indian.
>Fuck it I'll shit outside.
>Hatch open and submarine sinks.

> May 5th
old story, methinks

imagine the smell

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Kek'd