Brit/Pol/ - top grub edition

Are people still sending him pizzas? Wish they'd live him alone tbqh.

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>huge dinner
>multiple sundaes
>gallon of tea
Am I missing anything else?

Any islands we can buy and declare a true ethnic Anglo-Celt state?

What about the abandoned Johnston Atoll, has it's own airfield, just a word in Trumps ear.

It's a win win.

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Fucks going on here

Why would I want to live with a bunch of autist spergs purely for political reasons? Sounds like a cult.

I’m in

watched pic related last night, and Dunkirk. was good, like Anthropoid and the original Operation Daybreak

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what will our primary export be? bants?

Turns out the builders actually are terrorists
bucksfreepress.co.uk/news/17844736.wycombe-jihadi-omar-hussain-dies-isis-suicide-bombing/

True but at least you can make your own laws up to deal with them, or fire them into the ocean.

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something happened in 2016 came across a daily mail page and found lots of pics

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A valuable commodity lad, don't underestimate it.

falling for a girl who lives 1000km away lads...
doubt i'll be able to see her again until next summer

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>km

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Once you've met one girl, you've met them all. There's only about 10 types of girl, just find another one of the same type lol

hoping for a few cheeky shagging visits

it's all the same in the dark

just get a job where she lives then lol

Don't fucking do this

you've just outed yourself as a non sex-haver lmfao

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That looks like shit. The english breakfast is the perfect combination of flavors though.

>That looks like shit
what an amazing observation

same thing here but 500km. Probably gonna move at some point

why do you want everyone to know that you've had sex?

I don't I'm just letting them know you haven't

>don't I'm

Doesn't even put the comma in, because he's so thirsty to reply lmfao

>comes to Jow Forums
>sick and tired of politics
what the fuck is your problem
just shillin, eh

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this isn't a politics thread you incel

Hi bongs

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hello chum

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>not knowing all the historic products made in UK once upon a time
textiles for one, building naval vessels for two.
>bants
I keep getting ignored, not many bantz seen here.

also, food/farm/nuts/fruits/veg/fish/lamb/beef/chicken/etc
the UK used to be famous for some shit, long gone now
just remove kebab first or nobody will want your shit-smeared products

we'd ship the cunt your way if we could detain him

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he wasnt making a new thread at all!

not gonna defend the police but I think that particular vid is fake

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>textiles for one, building naval vessels for two.
1978 called, it wants its talking points back.

this is Jow Forums u syphillitic maladroit

GET OUT
GO TO Jow Forums
GO

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this is Brit/chat/

>Brit/pol
>politics
Newfag

so you think you've got nothing to export and couldn't be arsed to get anything goin? is that it?

well we won't be askin you for ideas then, since you haven't got any.

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newfag

literally me
youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0

fucking mightjust put a fucking fray bentos pie in the oven lads

based and pastrypilled

GTFO
go make your brit/chat/ thread THERE U MONGY CUNTS

imagine coming into britpol and crying like a child with a grazed knee when we won't talk about politics like a bunch of virgins

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Newfag

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>pretending Jow Forums just won't do
did they kick you out over at Jow Forums for being dicks?
go back and tell them some asspained burger sent you

lmfao of course you take it up the bum you utter poofter

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>thinks politics is for virgins
that must be why you are overrun with nigger muslims and stabbed outside your mother's house.
bleed away, lad, bleed away

You’ve deliberately entered a thread full of things that you do not like, and now you are mad. How could this be happening to you?

fuck off yank

fuck off Oswald

get back to your uphill gardening you complete chutney ferret lmfao

But you literally just admitted you’re a virgin and you like politics?

okay boris

Your mothers a fat whore

writing on the flag should be illegal

I don't give a shit if brexit causes WW3.

what kind of meat is that?

Fuck off you French shit

it would be a welcome turn of events t b h

lol
touche
fine, I'll go
can't say I didn't try

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Why the fuck are you still here you nonce

spam

looks like salami

No it fucking doesn’t you fucking grannie molester

get out of our thread you slot badger

Timmy knew

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mission failed. lads
spent ages trying to get the thing open, cut myself, gave up and binned it
how do norfs do it?

Jesus what the fuck you dumb nigger its not that hard to fucking cook you literally just throw things in boiling water or the oven.

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>small house
>"offers in excess of 500,000"
it's fucking impossible to live in this country

You can be an mediocre 3 bedroom in the north for ~120k.

>Fucking pakis

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>boiled asparagus
>oven baked sweet potato
are you literally retarded?

By woodland and plot a static caravan or build a wood lodge.

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Do you not have a tin opener?

savage and still too bloody expensive

too bloody expensive

Spam but can afford asparagus wtf

vocaroo.com/i/s1BZd3NUqEqM

i do, but the tin calls for a 'robust' one, guess mine wasn't robust enough as it only partially opened it

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>overcooked assparagus
The faggot vegetable.
>oven baked potato
My arse, that looks microwaved as fuck.

Learn to cook retard, your meal is pathetic.