Whats it like being british

whats it like being british

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Noggerly.

ok if you manage to avoid cities, most people and anything run by the state

You need a licence to know what it's like.

Honestly? It’s pretty fucking great.

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nobody knows.

its pretty good

cheap pints at spoons, happy shopper energy drinks, 2pack of feasters microwave burgers etc.

just a shame we live under constant surveillance and 70% of our country thinks everythings gonna collapse. but other than that its ok

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If male it's like being a combination of Billy Idol and Nigel Tufnel.

Smells like cod crammed in a twat.

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Imagine your cock sliding into that rough hairy ass (imagine the smell when it comes back out)

A P O L O G I S E

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hero?

How the fuck can you be a police officer if you're so fucking sensitive?
I got no love for cops when I say this, but they do need to put up with a lot of shit. Imagine if she pulled someone over and they mouthed off and called her a dumb cunt, she'd either flip out and go ballistic or curl up and start crying. Maybe this is why british cops aren't armed? Because they're so sensitive that they'd go on a shooting spree when someone has a go at them?

sorry Johnny test

Jolly good, m8

>whats it like being british

idk its the only life I know so I cant really compare it.
Life has its ups and downs.

Whats its like being you??

I live on the outskirts of london and I gotta say, it's pretty chill here. Once you go near the shithole boroughs that are crime ridden or go to brown infested central london then you're absolutely fucked.

Also FUCK OCR

>pinknews.co.uk/2019/08/17/150-a-level-candidates-identified-non-binary/
>standard.co.uk/news/uk/vegetarian-student-disqualified-from-gcse-paper-after-examiner-mistook-remarks-about-halal-meat-for-a4215746.html

its real, jesus christ ,

youtube.com/watch?v=ZRbTs27JOqw

I'm not even big but I feel like I could push-kick that bitch through two walls.

I love a woman who makes me feel empowered.

BRUTALIZING.

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quality vegeta cosplay

Im hard

Pretty fun, would be the best country in the world if it wasn't for all the shitskins everywhere.

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Great if you're gay.

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Pretty comfy.

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This is a really sad post

This is much worse than any mutt us yanks can throw at them for this.

pretty fucking good t b h lad

We have our share of dyke law enforcement too.

Imagine all the crimes those people could be stopping instead of doing that.

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For hundreds of millions of years the British have lived under the thumb of their rulers.
No surprise their rulers need to go to great lengths to humiliate them at this point.
They are unresponsive to even hordes of rapists taking over their capital.
Shame, but we Americans told you this would happen.
I will NEVER stop laughing at OP pic.
You redcoats are even dumber now than you were then.

Oh yeah, you’d love for them to be out arresting people for tweets instead of being faggots in the street.

Hey Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?

They shouldn't be doing that either.
Our policing system is fucked beyond belief.

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Lmfao. Reality has become indistinguishable from satire. I can't wait to check out.

It's higher than our immigrant rape rate!
What? Higher?! That's impossible!

Image that thing as your boss. (cringe)

-Thinking about America 24/7.
-Disarmed entirely.
-Packed like sardines on some little island.
-Authoritarian police state with cameras everywhere even inside your toilet.
-LOICENCES for fucking television.

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luv it

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I wouldn't know I've only only ever been human

It's bollocks. Even in my Devon town we have gangs of about 20 people harassing people

Narrowboats look comfy.

Why?

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It's like being a Thomas the Tank Engine character except you're a human

Also, I didn't know Vegeta was trans

Kids are cunts

Probably as embarrassing as being an American.

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ahhahahah

love you big bro

Is good

feels comfy for those who don't live in the cities. so basically the same as in america

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What's the problem bigot? The kid was just trying to find that roll of Mentos the drag queen had for him.

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Probably got more freedom than the US , yeah sure there is more laws but they're so weakly enforced, my car is packed with unclaimed modifications and I've never been pulled over in 3 years of driving and by law you're meant to claim stickers on your insurance so go figure, also there is drugs everywhere and if you don't start doing mdma when your 14 then you're basically a pussy neek, also it's not a crime to resist arrest or run from the feds so we got that going for us

that over abundance of light is disgusting

cozy :)

Sorry to our UK anons, lost Mark Bradley of bradleyarms.co.uk/ to cancer.

No fucking way.

uk you got a bad wrap but the truth is were mere orwellian than you. You might not be racist online but at least you dont have to play deadly simon says.The whites in America are completely different kind of european. The amerigolem. Raised on television. WWF to be precise. They teach them to be violent sociopaths using the internet, program the single mothers to give their kids SSRIs and then give these crazies access to fire arms.

America is just one big transmutation circle. Everyone here just expendable meat bag sacrifices that will be cast into unholy fires for Moloch. This is America.

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Its real....

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>when fake news shills so hard you cant even visit the website anymore

The production of these videos is so deliberate it’s disgusting. Forget the headline, just look at everything and how it is being conveyed to children. It’s casually mixing childhood innocence with homosexual fetishes. All to be considered normal and good by creating a media narrative so harmonious to their cause.

>Imagine all the crimes those people could be stopping instead of doing that.
user, they ARE the people committing the crimes...

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probably lame

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That's right big up the UK, we also go drum and bass

>Oi you better pay yer license to consume this propaganda

Mighty sharp point on thee end o' that brush mate...you got a license fer that?

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Promotion get.

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Getting browned by the minute and infested by pikeys fellow outskirter

Its gangs of Cornish checking to see if they're putting the clotted cream and jam on the scone in the correct order
This is a real thing

kek

wow

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European, Im a poopin’

Britain suffers a very dire unarmed police state.
They're very intimidating.
Not like they couldn't just chase the fuckers out of their own neighborhoods and told never to come back.

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Literally known as one of the best police forces on the planet

And least they don't shoot all their suspects

this

>Breathe in, get taxed
>Breathe out, get taxed
obviously we need to pay for the poor illegal immigrants who need NHS and housing over the indigenous population who are left to rot in the streets without a home in some way. What better ways than tax on everything.

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They're like Janus. Two faced. If you commit wrong think they digivolve into The Dread Hand of The State
They even infiltrate harmless environmental groups to the extent of marrying them and having kids . Those rainbow coloured smiles go full pennywise if you question diversity. You justdidnt see the fun house mirror. That's why you're not afraid

>the best police forces
You are just kidding, right?

The best police force on the planet failed to protect young girls for years for fears of being racist?
The vast majority of suspects who get shot are violent uppity blacks.

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Didnt fail. Enabled.

>british
>white

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>British
>white

Idk how she could be a cop looking like that. Comically unprofessional. She also looks tiny

That's a poo... is a poo really the most attractive male on the island?

You wot, cunt?

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I'm not feeling very good.

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>Britain is a cyberpunk noir dystopia
A few years ago I'd have thought that was kind of cool before almost the entire West had to live in a similar condition

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god save the queen

Apparently it’s to go even further beyond

He’s just afraid she will use a spirit bomb on him

chk'd and kek'd

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I'm sorry.

About.
Her.
Butch.
Hair.

your police don't shoot ANY suspects..because nobody has a gun their lol

has anyone been arrested for insulting comments yet?