“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday.
newyorker.com
Denmark Offers to Buy USA
Aaron Murphy
Isaiah James
LOL, what a bunch of cucks.
Zachary Lee
Kek burgers btfo
Asher Price
As a dane:
The overwhelming danish inferior complex has gotten to them again. If you think Trump derangement syndrome is bad in the states, you're in for a treat if you ever visit Denmark.
William Roberts
Sure the price is danish blood. Come and take it.
Christopher Johnson
ah yes... Denmark. Forgoten by most, mocked by all, the nigger of europe desu...
Hunter Flores
Its so funny how europeans think they are tough with their "banter" but they just come across as super butthurt
John Thomas
we buy them out, they don't buy us out
Gabriel Wright
>Irrelevant country tries to banter
>Fails
Every time
Hunter White
I’ll sell my portion to Denmark for 1cent.
Matthew Murphy
Why is Europe so obsessed with America?
Jose Cox
Denmark - a wet fart of a country full of Mucking Fuslims with a population less than a large US city. An entire nation of cucks.
I’d not pay for Greenland. Just move in and take it. Send the 40,000 people there back to Denmark.
Benjamin King
they probably had a whole committee to come up with that remark
Juan Bell
S E E T H I N G
Wyatt Green
For the most part, simple jealousy.
Cooper Robinson
Buddy, it's a joke, NYT made it up
Nicholas Ortiz
>"W-w-what's the price for the whole US?"
Don't worry, faggots, it'd cost more Danish blood than you can afford
Anthony Sanders
>spokesperson for the Danish government
So probably a halfwit Moroccan.
Jason Torres
It's funny when we larp about it becasue we can actually afford it, but when they do it it just comes across as a butthurt poorfag yelling no u
Gabriel Lee
Denmark is so IRRELEVANT
Jonathan Nguyen
All these seething eurocucks wish they were american so badly they spend every waking moment trying to mock us. Lol even here on pol these retards can't help themselves.
Protip; we're to busy being the #1 world superpower to concern ourselves with eurocucks and their nigger-run rotting countries maybe if you improve your country first you'll have a small chance of swinging at us.