/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

>TRUMP 4EVA 6/21/19
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ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump comments before departing NJ 8/18/19
c-span.org/video/?463540-2/
youtu.be/6gBNY2AItJ0
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNewsSun 8/18/19
youtu.be/gYXidH0mkAY
>NECDir Kudlow on MtP 8/18/19
youtu.be/GQGg51mwtDs
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FtN 8/18/19
youtu.be/mXybxYnBMcs
>WHTradeDir Navarro on ThisWeek 8/18/19
youtu.be/Fp_OphfUeY4
>WHTradeDir Navarro on (((Fake News))) 8/18/19
youtu.be/pQCddAe2la0
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on FoxNews 8/18/19
youtu.be/QMx0R59np9Y
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on F&F 8/17/19
youtu.be/WEof0eX4EXQ
>Corey Lewandowski on Dobbs 8/16/19
youtu.be/11bH_hPdJ4s
>NASAAdm Bridenstine on Human Lander 8/16/19
youtu.be/wOmrDnJnIac
>This Week@Interior 8/16/19
youtu.be/XSfViup6hDg
>StateDeptVideo: DepSoS Sullivan Travels to Bhutan 8/16/19
youtu.be/f0iOFjGNaKs
>Pres Trump Interview w/Jack Heath 8/15/19
youtu.be/2aKl2ruKghU
>Pres Trump Calls Out A Fatass... Then Apologies 8/15/19
youtu.be/h0LBTJEtYss
youtu.be/YV5_CZQ86mg
>Pres Trump MAGA/KAG Rally in Manchester NH 8/15/19
youtu.be/jnsePXTZm5E (Official)
>Pres Trump comments before departing NJ 8/15/19
c-span.org/video/?463498-1/
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Lebanese PM Hariri 8/15/19
dvidshub.net/video/703080/

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twitter.com/johncardillo/status/1163065879749414914
youtu.be/614akDkzvtE?t=956
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Wherever I am, I must also _____?

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MAGA

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BOY GO TO SLEEP
STOP BROWSING /ptg/ ALL DAY

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VOTE

>on my PSP (on UMD)
Bruh.
You have a PSP-1000? My parents bought me one of those niggers when I was a teenager because I wanted it so bad. I bought Kill Bill 2 as my first movie purchase on movie UMD. I remember having to use Pandora's battery and the magic memory stick to unlock the fucker.
That same PSP is right over about 10 feet away on my entertainment center and I still use it to play emulators.
Shame about UMD dying though, I always thought it was going to be the next DVD.

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>the absolute state of the catalog

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Getting ready for the work week
ALL HAIL KING DOLLAR

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MAGA AND FIND A NEW BAKER YA FAGS

Going right now actually.

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>ALL HAIL KING DOLLAR

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Im 100% this guy is a glow nigger
>well spoken
>somewhat well dressed
>average/good looks
>???
>is a commie
A borderline chad looking guy in a room of abominations , one of things is not like the other
Also fuck being the last post

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god i would fuck rachel and succ her supple tits

nn

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>You have a PSP-1000?
I did. Had that shit jailbroken back from the first Lumines exploit. I saw both Kill Bill movies on UMD. It was great because Gamefly would send them to me and I wasn't 17 yet in 2005.

These are the people that tell you "Have sex, incel"
Say something nice about them!

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I would like to lick Donald Trumps shit hole in order to MAGA

Is Bill Mitchell literally retarded? Dude has lost all credibility he ever had for no apparent reason.

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God, I thought you fucking died last thread. Or is that a different thot than the wide eyed girl the other guy posts? They all just blend together at this point.

He was always retarded.

Yet another eceleb too big for his britches.

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youtube.com/watch?v=kPVdjKX6yig

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where did everyone go?
is there a happening?

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This is now a /DOOM(2005)/ thread, all hellniggers get out.

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Just sitting in the dark and drinking while listening to comfy tunes user.
youtube.com/watch?v=d3Kv3btPx2M

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Just sleepy paid posters at the end of their shift.

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NO ONE

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Seeing this makes me think that he's some kind of plant by leftists trying to use a supposedly vocal proponent of the MAGA agenda to sneak in incremental gun control.
twitter.com/johncardillo/status/1163065879749414914

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I have the next 14 days off. Literally no idea what to do. Have a good bit of savings and might just go for a roadtrip or something. Live in SC. Any recommendations in the SE? Hell, even the MW?

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Checked. That was the first device I had internet on. Used to steal my neighbor's wifi

The size of him

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>Just sleepy paid posters at the end of their shift.
I'm waiting for my all day shilling mouse tbqh.

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Still watching Doom.
The Rock just found the BFG, which apparently stands for Bio-Force Gun, not Big Fucking Gun.
Also here's a fun Jow Forums.wad in actual DOOM.
youtu.be/614akDkzvtE?t=956

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Fucking newfag.

>boomoid is braindead from the lsd he did back in the day

Who does this surprise? You?

I used to hook it up to school wifi and browse in class.

right looks like a tranny, left is just gross

its sunday funday!

>nothing to see here goy

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Why don't you just go to that Meme Beach your state has? Hit on some girls.

Awoo

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Sorry that I don't follow ecelebs.

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Bill Mitchell and all the Cardillos are fags desu. They're just grifters trying to make fame and monies off Trump's back.

>Meme Beach
You mean the best, whitest beach in America? Okay, fag.

That image just makes you look like a fag.

Drink milk to keep your bones strong and healthy

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Comfy ptg

Thanks for tucking me into bed each night.

I love you guys.

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yes?

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John McCain is still dead

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Rent yourself a fun little 2 door that corners well and take a trip across Going-to-the-Sun Road in Glacier National Park. Stay off the freeways and see America.

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I want to get out of SC more than anything. Myrtle Beach is lame too. Not even feeling the coast so much at all. Idk, could just stick around and blow the money on a new computer build or something.

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You're welcome.

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Go rockhounding. Hang out in dive bars and pick up worn out divorcees. Stay in and drink yourself to death. Tour playgrounds and take pictures of little kids. Make international news. You know what I mean.

I just bought a brand new Mustang like 5 months ago which is kinda why I wanna roadtrip this badboy and have a little fun. Driving to and from work gets boring heh.

ME WANT MILKY ME WANT MILKY

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You'd have a blast on America's winding highways user. A trip up or down the West Coast would also scratch that itch. You know you can pay to do a lap or two at the Brickyard with it, right? Might be fun to open 'er up there.

bless your soul! cute herman cain gif. that guy's ads were the best.

why would you buy a horse?

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Alright, its really late now and the threads are pretty slow so im gonna ask this.

If you see this post, please reply.
I am trying to see how many of you actually have the following phrase word filtered:

humpty trumpty

Some of us have shit to do. Beasts of burden help us get shit done on the farm/ranch.

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:-)

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with our rebel signal we broadcast to 50 states and seven nations our revelation. That big breastesess are pretty cool

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It's proof you weren't here in 2016.

Idk If I'll make it to the other coast, but just a rando trip sounds fun. Here's the beaut I wanna drive.

I have friends and senpai in Tulsa but that sounds boring. Might just go drive and see where I end up. Sounds much better.

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filterfeeders are like spongeboib

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here is us hacking the Washington monument

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Whatever you say.

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b/o/omer pls go

>coastalfags have to actually pay to unleash the beast
>not just having roads they can open it up on
OH NO NO NO NO

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mmkay

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Load up with some snacks and hit the road user. Better yet get a rand mcnally from walmart and chart a course avoiding all freeways. Pick a town in the middle of nowhere and find a good spot for lunch. Then drive home a different way.

Made it from Portland to DC in under 48 hours once, so you can make good time if you want to.

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Ofcourshe , its awoovement!

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The Brickyard is in Indianapolis, it's the Indy 500 speedway, and you'd open it up there just to say you did. If you want to do it for free there are plenty of salt flats in Utah and Nevada.

Do you know what horses do? I was actually just answering your question.

I heard the Awoovement has been pushed to Tuesday?

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>no awoo
>no maga hat
JUST HOLD IT RITE THERE BUB

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>Do you know what horses do?
Other than occupy the position of "worst girl monster" no.

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pardon me I didn't notice we were in the real awoo hours

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AWOO! YES!!
I knew there was something going awoo here

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>Other than occupy the position of "worst girl monster" no.
Well I can't testify to that since I've never seen the Monster Girl anime but I can appreciate your opinion in the monster girls.

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why are so many posts not about trump or politics or anything?

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>trump international loli club
How have I never read the hat before now?

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>I've never seen the Monster Girl anime but I can appreciate your opinion in the monster girls.
It should be obvious, but some people seem to like the hoars. They've got problems are probably feds.

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ok, well he sounds good in sudden media interviews, i think hes rallies might be a little boring though

Bhutan belongs to Nepal and Nepal belongs to China

>not feeling the coast
Up to NC, TN, KY? Mountain road trips are fun.

Yeah, the rallies are hit or miss for me. Usually if they're fun the media finds something evil in them to complain about for a week.

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>mountains
>anywhere east of the rockies
It's fun to drive through misty hills but let's not pretend they're mountains.

Because Trump hasn't done anything worthwhile for a long time and politics is fake and gay. Only thing to do is shitpost until the election heats up, assuming it ever does. There's a good chance that the Dems are so fucking retarded that Trump will be able to slouch to victory.

>Nepal belongs to China
You fucking delete this right now.

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you know why

awoo!~

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>didn't get the joke
okay derp vult guy, you are under awoo for disturbin mah peas, failin to awoo, and usin a memeflag.
hands upawoo

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You're both under arrest for littering the thread.

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>didn't get the joke
You thought I didn't get the joke? I know what a fucking Mustang is, both the vehicle and the animal. That was my joke in the whole matter. You got double played, user.
>A mustang is a free-roaming horse of the Western United States, descended from horses brought to the Americas by the Spanish. Mustangs are often referred to as wild horses, but because they are descended from once-domesticated horses, they are defined as feral horses.

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Because not much happens at this time of the election cycle, there's the occasional bit of interesting news that gets discussed to death while it happens. You should have been here for the Greenland purchase story, or whenever theres a hearing, rally, or even press conferences can be surprisingly fun.

So we make up for downtime by posting Awoos or tomboys, frogs or what have you. Unless someone has a question, thats about it.

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