city officials have resigned and the city in is panic mode.
what happened today?
NF-R
Antifa took over Portland, Oregon. All city officials have resigned
Nathan Thompson
Daniel Hill
Can they be official terrorists now?
William Powell
I'm too lazy to type out that url in your fake article.
Blake Kelly
White women have sex with dogs
Andrew Green
Stop tickling my mind with these fantasies. You actually made me google Portland.
Isaiah Johnson
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Brandon Long
Yeah... currently just got home from work living downtown. This definitely didn't happen. OP is a giant lying faggot.
Justin Green
Gay and fake.
Lucas Rodriguez
CNN wants attention, so they're going to pretend that Portland has fallen to Communists. CNN is going to get Antifa lawfully executed.
You fuckers ready for that?
Ian King
Dylan Jones
its true, i've resigned... buckle up kids i hear they're heading south next
Nathan Nelson
Proof?
Matthew Jones
I met a trap on tinder who wanted it
Andrew Cooper
deceptive and homoerotic
Andrew Lopez
Who gives a shit? Fuck Portland, fuck niggers, fuck feminists, fuck ANTIFA but most importantly fuck kikes.
Brandon Adams
the resistance is holding on tight.
cats out of the bag on this one.
Michael Russell
I’m high as a bitch
Connor Richardson
that explains why theyre so desirable worldwide
Christian Fisher
No, that would be racist. Haven't you heard?
Leo Martinez
>leaf
Jacob Jenkins
Can any user confirm if this is real?
Julian Price
Thanks for checking in, bitch
Brody Bennett
Nice fake
Zachary Watson
the lava?
Gavin Brown
Your momma should have swallowed ya
Cameron Martin
No that's just Canadians.
Julian Howard
So does this mean the military or a death squad and roll in and kill them all?
Josiah Wood
Browncel
Kek
Christopher Collins
they are sending in him.
Jason Long
ugh
BASED CHINK IS BASED
ugh
Josiah Roberts
>antifa
>taking over anything but starbucks and apple store
not even gonna check
Lucas Bennett
so this is the happening the other user was talking about
Cameron Jones
>that spacing
you have to go back to plebbit
Ian Roberts
Are you saying that she spit the sperm out then somehow impregnated herself with it?
Caleb Bailey
It is not....
Adam Watson
Cannibal Cupcakes is not white....
Xavier Wilson
Dominic Foster
am dog
can confirm
sex was amazing
white girl pussy is *
Brandon Butler
am antifa
can confirm
butt plug is comfy
Landon Kelly
how about Vixen then?
Wyatt Hernandez
Nigga I live in this gaggle of dumbassery, I’m a bridge across from the shitty college downtown, I would fucking know if that was happening.
Jayden Scott
Holy shit, it's real! Can confirm. An Antifa's butt-plug flew over my house!
Ayden Morales
Based and fantasypilled
Christian Brooks
>No link
Yeah right in those faggots wettest cuck dreams
John Stewart
Maybe...
Ayden Gutierrez
Saged. Too much nonsense
Kevin Garcia
Kayden Hill
IT'S REAL
Jason Roberts
What are the people in Portland even complaining about?
Christopher Young
better not carl.
Chase Kelly
checked
James Taylor
Digits checkd.
Adam Gutierrez
protestors are training to clash with antifa.
Caleb Russell
And nothing was lost.
Brandon White
he's been dispatched to portland
Nathan Smith
Trump is a weak cuck if he doesn't take military action against Antifa for this.
Juan Morales
Wait explain this.
Does that mean that there's no one at any level in Portland Oregon? Governor, secretaries, senators, legislators, etc, etc? I ain't giving CNN clicks.
Mason Price
>zero results found
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Noah Perez
>no link in thread
seems like fake news
Dominic Williams
NF-R
Fictitious News (Reversed) - NF-R
Dino Media
Ian Roberts
Fake and Gay news.
Logan Smith
you love to see it
Carson Brown
Portland, OR- In an unbelievable twist of irony, Antifa will assume control of Portland's law-enforcement.
"Nobody knows the asylum better than the inmates," said Mayor Ted Wheeler at a press conference earlier today. "It's time we let them run the dog-gone place."
There's no word yet on what kind of training antifa will receive to prepare for the job or how long it will take to transition them to the road full time, but Wheeler is not concerned.
"I don't foresee it being a problem at all. We won't even have to wait for them to fulfill any two-week notices since none of them actually have jobs."
Ted Martindale, the local Antifa president, also addressed the media. When asked about the hypocrisy of anarchists working for the government he said, "Go fuck yourself."
Austin Roberts
wait until they see the one about the giant asteroid coming for Earth.
this is obviously fake. can edit any website to make it look like a real news story though.
Gavin Kelly
effete and lacks verisimilitude
Landon Phillips
lol niggers
Wyatt Price
where's the part where the military comes in and wipes them out
Caleb Ortiz
That’s why interracial sex should be outlawed. Bestiality is degenerate.
Brayden Morgan
After they just found the sun is racist?!
Liam Sanchez
atleast 20% of female dog owners have had a sexual encounter with a dog
Dylan Howard
like this one woman that had sex with 19 dogs? her dog recorded her having sex with one of the other dogs and uploaded it to a website.
Logan Young
A. This is fake news. Not a goddamn thing happened in Portland other than a small handful of retards getting arrested last weekend.
B. Posse comitatus. He can't use the military. He can use the FBI and other agencies designed specifically for enforcing law domestically.
Justin Johnson
>B. Posse comitatus. He can't use the military.
Insurrection Act, he could absolutely use the military. Posse comitatus has loopholes in it big enough to drive a tank through, which is fitting, since that's exactly what you'd do with those loopholes.