I'm Coyote Peterson, and this... is calling the janny a nigger.
I'm here on the boards of Jow Forums at 4channel.org, where a vicious beast called "the janitor" lurks in the shadows. His diet consists of hot pockets, and he spends most of his time jerking off to blacked on his anime body pillow which is why he leaves cuck threads up. But with a little dedication, I think we can lure him out, to see his fabled sting. Also known as a "ban", the janitor's sting can hurt for up to 3 days on average, but in rare cases, have had residual effects for a lifetime. Oh... I think I see one. Yeah that's it. Over there in his mom's basement. Do you see it? Oh wow, what a big fella. Look at the fat rolls on his abdomen. While most would call him disgusting, you have to admire mother nature and what she's created here. Alright now that the janitor is here, we'll bait him into giving us his dreadful sting.
Kids, don't try this at home.
Janny... you're a nigger.
AHHHH AUUUUGHH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah It's like an intense burning through my entire ip address ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh You can see it turn black around the border of the ban screen oooooooowwwwwwww aaahhhhh
Based wilderness is the fucking shit. Did you see the one with the tree snek and coyote almost got bit by another snek hiding out next to his feet.
Dominic Garcia
*does a 40-foot cannonball from a dead tree into a swamp*
Nathaniel Lopez
Y-your b-ban is... is here!!!! Be-being the j-janny does not mean that i j..m-masturbate to b-b-lacked... I am definete-definetely not abusing the only power i will have in my p-pathetic life!
Let's trigger some white-supremacists nazi meth-head jannies yall. (I've noticed they hate when you knock them for being tweakers, It hits right to the insecurity nerve)
I'm Steve user, and I've been around Jannies all of moh loife
In the dahkest cornahs of his parents basement, where the flooah is sticky like tha of a movie theatah, luhks those who do it foh free. The morbid obese Jannie, one of tha most pathetic ohganisms on the face of the 'uhth
But even Jannies have there softer side. Like most wild ahnimals, they jus wahnt to be left alone, to feed on a diet of processed food, attempt to breed with their body pillows, and mahstubate to blahcked. Jannies ah complex creatuhs, finely tooned to their dahkened surroundings, but since they cahnt do their johbs propahly, its easy to see why their reputation goes before them.
Lets go check it out, mates
This is a North American subterranean Jannie, and you've gohta be really cahful when youh dealin around these huuuge troglodytes. They have volatile penchants to bahn you and flex petty authority, very powahful, or so they think. Dangeah Dangeah Dangeah
